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I find it almost hard to believe that there is nothing here in terms of a thread on this gorgeous man. Yet it  could be that people contacted him to find out that he's a little further south of Cleveland and the Akron area. Does anybody have any experience? Would he be nice for dinner? I mean I'm sorry would he be nice for a massage?

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He puts a whole new meaning into the words of getting drilled by a man. His location is in a dental office. I wish I could say I'm kidding but I'm not. This was a disastrous experience right up there with getting a root canal. I swear I thought I had the wrong address so I called him and he said I was at the right place and he rents out his face in the evenings in a medical arts building using a portion of a dental office. Keeping with this narrative I had to wait because it turns out he double booked me along with someone else at the same time so I was sitting there in the office waiting to be called in while he was explaining to somebody else on the telephone that he was sorry for scheduling two people at the same time and he didn't mean to but he was texting with oil on his hands because he just finished up a massage and he inadvertently scheduled for the wrong time. What a fool I am to have listened to that sitting in this dental office waiting for an erotic massage. I don't know if I was intrigued, perplexed mystified but I love human behavior and I wanted to see how far this would go in terms of seeking more layers to this story that I plan on telling everybody. 90% of reviews on those websites will say he looks so much better in person but that is not the case here. He looks hot in those photos hence this is why I chose to make an appointment to get up on his table although I did not know what the time that it would be about 6 feet from an x-ray machine. I digress. His voice is nasal and whining and his hands are flamboyant and I believe he has all that fabulous chest hair because his hand shake so much that he could never trim it. But that's just a guess. Some of you may wonder if he provides any extras. Yes but I implore you to ask yourself do you think it would be worth it? Major disappointment.

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On 12/28/2024 at 12:57 PM, TakeOneForTheTeam said:

He puts a whole new meaning into the words of getting drilled by a man. His location is in a dental office. I wish I could say I'm kidding but I'm not. This was a disastrous experience right up there with getting a root canal. I swear I thought I had the wrong address so I called him and he said I was at the right place and he rents out his face in the evenings in a medical arts building using a portion of a dental office. Keeping with this narrative I had to wait because it turns out he double booked me along with someone else at the same time so I was sitting there in the office waiting to be called in while he was explaining to somebody else on the telephone that he was sorry for scheduling two people at the same time and he didn't mean to but he was texting with oil on his hands because he just finished up a massage and he inadvertently scheduled for the wrong time. What a fool I am to have listened to that sitting in this dental office waiting for an erotic massage. I don't know if I was intrigued, perplexed mystified but I love human behavior and I wanted to see how far this would go in terms of seeking more layers to this story that I plan on telling everybody. 90% of reviews on those websites will say he looks so much better in person but that is not the case here. He looks hot in those photos hence this is why I chose to make an appointment to get up on his table although I did not know what the time that it would be about 6 feet from an x-ray machine. I digress. His voice is nasal and whining and his hands are flamboyant and I believe he has all that fabulous chest hair because his hand shake so much that he could never trim it. But that's just a guess. Some of you may wonder if he provides any extras. Yes but I implore you to ask yourself do you think it would be worth it? Major disappointment.

I have to agree with your opinion. I saw him several weeks ago, and it was probably my top worst experience. I didn't have to wait in the dentist's office. However, he did answer a phone call, and then make another phone call while giving the massage. Ultimately, the phone calls and subsequent conversation between me and him killed the mood, and I think as he was rather.... manic? (I'm not sure if manic is the right word, but we'll go with it) the massage, while it started good, went very very poorly after, and I called it short and left. I would also agree that his pictures are better than in reality.

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22 hours ago, Heartnet24 said:

I have to agree with your opinion. I saw him several weeks ago, and it was probably my top worst experience. I didn't have to wait in the dentist's office. However, he did answer a phone call, and then make another phone call while giving the massage. Ultimately, the phone calls and subsequent conversation between me and him killed the mood, and I think as he was rather.... manic? (I'm not sure if manic is the right word, but we'll go with it) the massage, while it started good, went very very poorly after, and I called it short and left. I would also agree that his pictures are better than in reality.

I am so sorry you had that experience but hopefully between what you and I have said here nobody will book with him. And although I'm sorry you had that experience I thank you for sharing it to give credibility because my situation just sounded so damn bizarre. Thank you and happy New Year and here's too fabulous encounters. 😂 

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