Would You Buy Scratch 'n Sniff Butt Cards. From Whom? How Much?

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Scratch tickets are ever so popular, so if they come out with one that will allow say, a porn star, to include his butt smell on it, would you buy it? How much would you pay for it? This would be a great way for escorts and porn stars to supplement their income while providing pleasure to their fans.

Besides porn stars and escorts, is there anyone else whose butt card would appeal to you? What if it had the added feature that you could lick it and get a real taste of the sacred butt you've admired so long?

Modern technology has come so far...

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Naturally the offer would be void where prohibited and limited to individuals over the age of 18.