There is a huge brazillian guy in Next called Tom

[Guest bluboy]

He is 6' 5", 250 lbs and a massive tool. Am about to partake and wanted to know if anyone has been down this yellow brick road and what was at the end of it. There has been some movement in the wares in Next magazine, thank god...I was really getting tired of the same stale wares. What of Eric Manchester? Lex? Any feedback on them....blu

[Guest prmadman]

Got a pic?

[Guest bluboy]

No he is in the paper version of Next Magazine only..blu

[trilingual]

As the humble author of the Brazilian Saunas review, I guess I'm something of a "Brazil Nut." Please post a review of this guy once you've reached the end of your yellow brick road. Chances are, if he's really Brazilian, you'll have a good time!

[Guest bluboy]

Good looking. Big tool. Real verbal. Pretty versatile- which I don't like but others do. Not a clock watcher- I had to ask him ever so subtly to leave b/c I had a life to get on with. A lot of guys on this site are looking to be friends with escorts and talk about how he stuck around afterwards and chatted and all of that.. I have no interest in friendship just dick..so for me the more to the point the escort is the better..and I have no illusions that we are going to become best buds anymore than I do with the flirtatious helpful waiter/waitress in the restaurant who is just giving out good service...so what am I saying..he will be a dream for some on this site..but for me I have no interest in discussing issues of the day with an escort..and hate when it is imposed on me ... but for others this is not the case..so guys go knock yourself out. I expect to be seeing rave reviews on this guy soon.."greatest, sweetest guy".."stayed and chatted before and after"..."really made me feel special"..."great kisser"...just give me the guy who comes in and says get on your knees, suck this...open that fucking hole and let me plough (with a condom) till I am done and then I will be going b/c like you I have dinner plans with my real friends...blu

[Guest CZ]

Hey Blu, I sense a big disconnect between this post & the one you just put up in the Lounge about Greg/Brett M.

 

Here, you seem to be saying that a kind of 'show me the money/where's the beef' exchange between escort & client is the sort of scene you prefer--in other words, no phony displays of 'friendship' that many here seem to require (or at least hope for) from an escort. Over in the Lounge, however, you were apparently so moved by Greg's plight that you were tempted to intervene in his life in a major way, & even prepared to ship him back to his Mom, if you only knew how to find her.

 

Is that kind of sentimentality any different from that of the 'friendship'-seeking clients? In fact, isn't it arguably even MORE naive?

 

Mind you, I'm not putting down either of your stances. I've taken both myself over many, many years. But I've always felt that the first way was the best, and I certainly prefer an escort who knows that the scene should be about good, satisfying sex, not being Mr. Congeniality. (Sorry, Hoo: I meant to say 'good, satisfying time well spent.')

 

In the immortal quote from Boyd McDonald: "I'm not just a human being, you know. I'm a piece of meat, too!"

 

So, in that regard, could you tell us a little more about Tom as a piece of meat?

[Guest bluboy]

Ah, we humans are so complicated. And consistency is the hobgobblin of little minds...blu

[Guest CZ]

Hey, Blu! No point in being peeved about this. (Look: you just implied that I've got a little mind, and I'M not peeved.) But forget about the hobgobblins (sic). What I asked about, and what I still hope you'll expand on, was just how good the gobblin' was with Tom.

[Guest bluboy]

But I am not peeved. Nor would I have expected you to be peeved. All I was saying is that we are all more complex that any one or few utterances would say. I was not even saying that you had or did not have a little mind- I can claim no expertise on that subject. However, to Tom. Very good kisser. Huge tool almost 9x8 and stayed rock hard the whole time. Can deliver any kind of scene whether romantic or rough and kinky. His natural way is a little fem but can turn on the hyper-masculine charm on a dime- he certainly looks the type. Reasonable job at verbal humilation- if that is your scene but he is no Mike Grey in that department. But as I said he will become very popular on this board so you should try him...blu

[Guest CZ]

Well, Blu, if I try him, it won't be because he's gotten popular on these boards. Meanwhile, you're doing a great job of describing him (wonderfully vivid), even though you're doling it out bit by bit. (Such a tease!)

 

Tell me more, if you will. Is he uncut, & could he be convincing as a piece of trade? (Or would the nelliness come thru?) What's his voice like? Is he a compulsive talker? What kind of chitchat did he try to engage you in? I'm serious about wanting to know all this, & I'd rather hear YOUR take on the guy right now than wait for the official press releases in the review section.

[Guest bluboy]

Brazillian? Uncut clearly. Nasty verbal dominating tone while you are choking on his huge tool. Called me his bitch and his whore and how I clearly could not get emough of his Brazillian cock- when I tried to get up to take a breather break he forced his dick back into my mouth. I buried my face in his hairy balls which had a real sweet smell of brazillian man sweat and when I went back to my job of licking and choking he put his underwaer in my face so I could smell the mix of stale piss, semen, and his sweaty ass. He sat down for most of the time but did stand up periodically to push my mouth down the way he wanted it so that I would choke a little less. At that point I was sweating like a pig, and he just slapped his dick all over my face and kept forcing in and out of my mouth, then under my nose so I could smell and then across my face. Occassionally, He would throw my hands off his body so all I had was my mouth wide open and my hands behind my back. Could pass as trade during such a scene. Chatted about his family- not while I was on my knees- friends and travels and the Gore-Bush public travesty... blu

[Guest CZ]

OK, Blu, I get the picture. Thanks.

 

BTW, while you can assume most Europeans & South Americans are uncut, there are exceptions. And the first thing one learns about hiring escorts is: NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING--especially if it concerns something of vital importance to you. Ask & ye shall find out!