samhexum Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 The Knicks have a new guard this season, Donte DiVincenzo. He started his career in Milwaukee and I always thought he was cute (and seemed to have a nice butt). They recently traded for another guard named Malachi Flynn, who had been told in the past that he resembles Donte, so he expected a few jokes. What he didn't expect was his new nickname: “People already said I looked like him in the past,” Flynn said. “As soon I got traded, I knew that was going to happen.” Still, there was a twist to the jokes that Flynn hadn’t anticipated. With his furrowed eyebrows and frequent lack of a smile, Flynn has been dubbed “The Evil Donte.” “People say I look mad, I got to smile more,” Flynn said. “I don’t know what they want from me.” The best joke, Flynn said, was a knock of Super Mario Bros. It showed DiVincenzo as the smiling ‘Luigi’ and Flynn as his evil caricature, ‘Waluigi.’ “That’s Twitter. Twitter is undefeated,” Flynn said. “Can’t go against Twitter.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 Evil Donte has been traded to Detroit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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