Evil Donte

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The Knicks have a new guard this season, Donte DiVincenzo.  He started his career in Milwaukee and I always thought he was cute (and seemed to have a nice butt).  They recently traded for another guard named Malachi Flynn, who had been told in the past that he resembles Donte, so he expected a few jokes.

What he didn't expect was his new nickname:

“People already said I looked like him in the past,” Flynn said. “As soon I got traded, I knew that was going to happen.”

Still, there was a twist to the jokes that Flynn hadn’t anticipated. With his furrowed eyebrows and frequent lack of a smile, Flynn has been dubbed “The Evil Donte.”

“People say I look mad, I got to smile more,” Flynn said. “I don’t know what they want from me.”

The best joke, Flynn said, was a knock of Super Mario Bros.

It showed DiVincenzo as the smiling ‘Luigi’ and Flynn as his evil caricature, ‘Waluigi.’

“That’s Twitter. Twitter is undefeated,” Flynn said. “Can’t go against Twitter.”

 

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Evil Donte has been traded to Detroit.