Mikeeshands in DC - Profile Name Change

[+ dctraveler]

I cannot find a recent thread on Mike as his RM profile handle name changed. Has anyone seen him yet?: 

Mikeeshands on RentMasseur

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I'd see him if he provides a legit deep tissue massage on a table. 

Edited November 3, 2023 by dctraveler

[FLJock]

He's in my neck of the woods and I was going to reach out, but reviews have him between $300 and $700.

Question: is it just assumed that most of these rent"masseurs" are just RMen escorts?

[+ dctraveler]

6 hours ago, FLJock said:

He's in my neck of the woods and I was going to reach out, but reviews have him between $300 and $700.

Question: is it just assumed that most of these rent"masseurs" are just RMen escorts?

When I inquired for his pricing last month, he replied with "I do erotic massage naked  for 200, if you want more fun 350 hour." I declined his $200 option when he said it's a bed massage. My guess is that he increased his "escort rate" from $300 to $350/hr lol. 

[+ glutes]

Steveindc Reviewed

 Mikeeshands on Sep 12, 09:16

He's basically a peasant guy although he doesn't speak English well so there was a bit of a language and cultural barrier. The massage was nice nice but when we got to the erotic part, once he was satisfied he was ready to go even though our time wasn't up and I hadn't received my "happy end." It took some negotiating to get him to see it through and finish. Some of these guys don't seem to understand how to build a clientele and the value of recommendations via good word of mouth. I'm not going to discourage you but I won't hire him again.

[Kuppusami]

Oof. I'll give him points for originality. 

He asked for payment upfront,  which ordinarily is a turnoff for me,  but he was very handsome.  All the reviews about his winning personality are confusing,  because he's not very talkative not communicative,  and I tried in both English and Spanish. 

He started the massage with the massage gun,  which was clever,  but at the 20 minute mark I had to make it clear that I would prefer he use his hands. I believe he would have attempted to drill on me for the remainder of the hour if I had not spoken up. 

His deep tissue was well practiced and thumb heavy,  but overall decent. Sensual elements like body contact were sparse and clumsy. Like the therapist at massage envy took of this pants,  but didn't want to get in trouble.  And he'd finished his whole routine in under 10 minutes and was back to the gun again. 

The whole thing had an air of awkwardness and fumbling to it, and my biggest peeve of all,  he kept leaving the room. I ask him to use his hands he leaves the room. Comes back with cold jergins. He finishes his routine and leaves again,  presumably to wash his hands.  He asks me to roll over and leaves the room again. What on earth is so important out there?

He tried attempting upsell on the roll over, at halfway through the hour. The remainder of the hour was more inventive uses of the gun,  even on himself to rise to the occasion. 

Inventive, but repetitive. I'm sure that if I were in the market for an escort or hustler that we could have had more fun,  but the massage was shockingly bad for the price point. 

2/5 stars only because he is attractive,  but has a very basic knowledge of massage, and no machine or contraption can make up for a lack of sensuality and skill. At one point I tried to give instructions in both English and Spanish to help him improve,  but was met with a smile and a blank stare.

Your milage may very. 

Edited April 17 by Kuppusami

[Westside911]

19 minutes ago, Kuppusami said:

Oof. I'll give him points for originality. 

He asked for payment upfront,  which ordinarily is a turnoff for me,  but he was very handsome.  All the reviews about his winning personality are confusing,  because he's not very talkative not communicative,  and I tried in both English and Spanish. 

He started the massage with the massage gun,  which was clever,  but at the 20 minute mark I had to make it clear that I would prefer he use his hands. I believe he would have attempted to drill on me for the remainder of the hour if I had not spoken up. 

His deep tissue was well practiced and thumb heavy,  but overall decent. Sensual elements like body contact were sparse and clumsy. Like the therapist at massage envy took of this pants,  but didn't want to get in trouble.  And he'd finished his whole routine in under 10 minutes and was back to the gun again. 

The whole thing had an air of awkwardness and fumbling to it, and my biggest peeve of all,  he kept leaving the room. I ask him to use his hands he leaves the room. Comes back with cold jergins. He finishes his routine and leaves again,  presumably to wash his hands.  He asks me to roll over and leaves the room again. What on earth is so important out there?

He tried attempting upsell on the roll over, at halfway through the hour. The remainder of the hour was more inventive uses of the gun,  even on himself to rise to the occasion. 

Inventive, but repetitive. I'm sure that if I were in the market for an escort or hustler that we could have had more fun,  but the massage was shockingly bad for the price point. 

2/5 stars only because he is attractive,  but has a very basic knowledge of massage, and no machine or contraption can make up for a lack of sensuality and skill. At one point I tried to give instructions in both English and Spanish to help him improve,  but was met with a smile and a blank stare.

Your milage may very. 

I will have to agree with the average massage, but my experience overall was amazing. Wicked tongue of all I have experienced.