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I thought that I might open a retirement home for some of the escorts that have 'passed the use by date' any suggestions of some dates that I could approach...minimum age 31.

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Guest Tampa Yankee

>...minimum age 31.

 

 

No way!! THIRITIES guys are GREAT!! -- at least the ones I have encountered. I suggest you consider more an ATTITUDE requirement (as in piss poor) for admission. :-)

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I agree completely with Tampa. I feel the best escort experiences I've had have been with escorts who are in their 30's. Age is less important to me than most other factors, it's how I connect with an individual, on whatever level, which is most important.

 

A hottie with a lousy attitude is the type who should be put in a home :)

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Guest WetDream

Agree with both of the above. I always LOOK for escorts 30+. A little mileage makes a guy more interesting. And it would be amusing to see all those "bad attitudes" battling it out in an Old Escorts Center (would probably spell that Centre).

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Guest Joey Ciccone

LAST EDITED ON Jan-04-01 AT 02:42PM (EST)[p]>No way!! THIRITIES guys are

>GREAT!!

 

Tampa, you are a realist of the highest caliber, and a prince among men.

As an escort in his vague thirties, I feel I am only just now approaching the pinnacle of my potential as, not just an escort, but as a life-form. If we are all the culmination of our respective individual experiences, and if there is truth in the addage 'the more you do a thing the better you become at it', which includes thinking, conversing, copulating, etc., then it stands to reason that an escort who's less than green behind the ears will provide a more fulfilling experience. Not just in sexual and physical terms, but in terms of connecting to another person on a mutual plane, and of the quality of a shared experience, with an equal if temporary partner.

Let's face it. These illicit encounters are not all about pure sex. They're more often about the thrill of the new, the illegal, the taboo. The fulfillment of fantasiesand the sating of appetites intangible. They're also about making new friends, and the sensuality of just being near another human being. They're about being understood. About closeness. They're about the spark of comprehension in the eyes of someone you desire and who desires you. The knowing glance of a companion. The laughter of someone you like. And all too often, the avoidance of another lonely night. They're about egos and hearts. They're about life itself, and having the guts to make it as pleasurable as possible.

Only the escorts who've passed the hormonally motivated and egoccentric 20's can truly understand what it means to a client to even hire an escort, and only the more mature (mentally speaking) escorts truly have a grasp on what it means to themselves to even BE an escort. To know our place in society and the deeper sociological function we perform, and to deliver the best bang possible for the clients buck, we escorts are at our optimum only after we've been around the block once or twice.

So please don't sell us down the river merely because we've moved beyond an age of innoccence. You may be tossing out the best fuck you never had.

 

Thanks for listening,

 

Joey Ciccone

http://www.manicpress.com/joey/

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older escorts usually have their act together and with experience provide better service than the young twinks. i tend to hire for weekends and travel and that requires a level of maturity on the escorts part that young often do not have. i enjoy one escort who is over 40 and i have a good time with him. i think the guys in their 30's are often the best.

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Guest jeejer

Well since we just got finished with a post about being overweight, it seems only appropriate that we should now deal with aging. 31 over the hill and ready for retirement!!!!!NOt only are the 30's hot, but I can attest to the fact that the 40's and 50's are just as great. Lets face it, aging is the one thing that all or us are going to do. 53 never looked or felt as young as it does now.

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Guest WetDream

Don't think you have anything to worry about, Mr. Matt...at least not judging from our all too brief encounter. This thread reminds me of a quote from a Tennessee Williams short story called "The Yellow Bird." It's about a minister's daughter that runs off to New Orleans to become a prostitute. "They say the wages of sin are death; well then, Alma was a long time dying."

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Joey,

 

Hope you are still at the pinnacle when I try to catch up with you in a few weeks when in the States! You look terrific and sound even better.

 

As to what others have said, my own experience in Europe would tend to support the idea that "older IS better"! Knowing privately the real ages of some escorts, I find the best are the guys in their mid-30's, though admittedly I have not med the guys in their 40's and 50's yet (and would not be against it at all). I only wish escorts could feel comfortable advertising their real age - for some of us, older is a turn on.

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I think part of the reason we(escorts) or at least me... don't advertise my real age, which is 31 not 41 not 38 not 56, is because there is a mental barrier age at 30, be honest you have it too. That's not to say that older escorts aren't busy, but I think when someone purpously looks for an older guy, it's more of a niche market, not always, but for the most part.

IE. fetish, bear, super agressive spanking daddy: )

I don't fit anywhere in there... yet.

matt(anticipating my daddy years....on your knees boy: )

http://go.to/mattsplace

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Guest Joey Ciccone

Tampa. your pun seems to sum up client-escort relations in a simple but ageless line: my alley or yours. And it also highlights another one of the joys of hiring older guys; versatility. How many 21 year olds advertise their versatility? Practically none. Because the bulk of the young crop are one trick ponies, if you'll pardon yet another pun. I mean, one day they're letting you suck their dick for cash and the next they're running off to elope with some tart from the food court at the mall. Many of these bucks don't even know what they want, much less what the finely honed tastes of a discriminating client want. However, the twenty somethings that do stick with escorting will most likely offer the most rewarding encounters. In 8 or 10 years.

 

joey

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Guest EvilSwine

Ahahaha...I think this is so funny....ageism on a male message board. If only women who bitch about the different treatment given to older men and older women could read this...ahahaha....Frankly, when I get up the bottle to finally hire an escort instead of fantasize, I think I'd rather have someone mature for my first experience. Even though I really like twinkies...seems to me that most of the problems reviewers have are with younger guys and also that men who've been around for a while probably have a more client-oriented attitude due to their experience. Then again..there are these twinkies...twinkies everywhere....No...no...I"m saving myself for Matt..

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Joey,

 

You are right again. My most pleasant and memorable encounters have been with two escorts, both advertised as 26.

 

I was attracted to them initially as they were about all that was offered "over 25" from one agency. I find escorts under 25 something which does not seem to get my own juices running (and I know for others, the opposite is true - so de gustibus...)

 

That said, with each of these individuals - with whom I spent more than one overnight - our conversations brought out just how much maturer, more wordly-wise, and more "together" they were - which hinted to more years than their very nicely toned bodies showed. (lucky them!). And the intimacy shared was so much better - an acquired skill separating the hustler from the escort from the real professional mature... do we even have a name for these gods?

 

Once these men and I had reached a level of trust, and they knew that age was more of a turn on for me, out came the real age - and I was pleasantly surprised that in each case I was only off by a year (having been at "that age" once myself). And this was even better for me as now I feel more comfortable with each of them - especially now that I do not feel such a "gap" in our ages.

 

I can understand what Matt said about a limited market... a sad commentary that many of us cannot accept gracefully aging. Heck I admit readily my age - knowing most do not believe me anyway; wonder if I'd be so glib if I actually LOOKED my age???

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