Escort Gaffes

[Seven]

So I'm stuck in traffic and call my client to let him know I'll be a few minutes late, and of course I call the wrong client---and also call him the wrong name.

 

"D'oh!" :o

 

Anyone care to share their minor train wrecks?

 

 

Seven

[SAdler]

You think THAT'S bad?

 

A close client of mine happens to share the same name with my father who I address (and save in my phone book) by said same name.

 

I found myself confirming an appointment one afternoon (thank god using very vague, "so we're on for two hours tonight at 6") and calling my father instead of the client.

 

I got a phone call an hour later and was mortified when my father called to say that he didn't know what the message was about but he hoped I had fun with whatever I was doing at six. If anyone has ever had a moment of panic where you tried to recalculate EXACTLY what was said in your mind THIS was it!

[kjun]

Were you successful at extracting your heart from your throat?}(

 

the Cajun

[+ deej]

So your father is now convinced that "rimming" is somehow related to in-line skating? }(

[SAdler]

I translated it into a school study session and since I was so vague it basically worked.

[Seven]

Okay, Scott...

 

That made me laugh out loud, twice. That sounds like the whole thread of bullshit I had to make up the first go-around with my group of friends, and it would get more and more complicated and complex, and I would try to interweave the truth in so I didn't forget.

 

It all fell apart like a house of cards one day, so I had to make up another story as to why I was lying in the first place.

 

Before I forget... here's the escort urban legends-esque finish to my original gaffe....

 

I call the wrong client, and call him the wrong name, and am so horrified that I start laughing and hang up. I meet with the correct client, who is staying at Big Nashville Hotel in Room 1111. Everything goes fine.

 

I go home, and send wrong name client an e-mail to apologize for the mixup. We set up an appointment. He is staying at Big Nashville Hotel, in Room 1113.

 

Yes, they're next door to each other.

 

 

Seven

 

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[Guest meteor123]

you really should have gone to the wrong room!!!!!!