Body (Bawdy?) parts

[sashek]

Hi guys,

I've got a question I'd like to ask the escorts who post on this board. You guys have got some of the most incredible physiques I've seen, and I wondered: what do you find is the part of your body that your clients are most interested in? Personally, I've got a thing for stomachs/belly buttons... but what do other clients favour? Butt? Dick? Nipples? Thanks for the input!

Sashek

[Guest houseboy]

Hey Sashek,

 

nice to see you again. This question - while definitely interesting - is impossible to answer satisfactorily, since every guy likes something else. I guess if I had to list the three things I get most complimented on (and most played with), it'd be my butt, my cock, and my hairy chest, but those are all no-brainers. Some guys are into legs, others into armpits, yet others into feet and toes. I guess ultimately what matters the most is the entire package, with little perks hidden here and there depending on who's looking for them.

 

Sean in Chicago

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[Rick Munroe]

>what do you find is the

>part of your body that your clients are most interested in?

 

(Did anyone think I'd resist posting to this one?) Although I try to market myself as a stupid slut (I'm getting tired of "dumb whore"), it is usually my brain that reels 'em in...followed closely by my nipples & butt. Although, maybe it's my face, because I'm always getting kissed for long periods of time. :* But then again, almost everyone I've met lately has really been into blowing me & making me cum. So...yeah, it depends on the guy. But I would say that overall, nipples win. Is that the right answer? Nipples. Final answer, Meredith. :+

[btmstudnyc]

BWFH

 

JUST a STUPID SLUT JASS Rick....how many fucking AKA's can you have. And is that really trademarked. BITCH WHORE FROM HELL BWFH

 

I have to combine houseboy and Rick's answers...and any forthcumming from Franco and DEVON and a oh....and Benjamin.

 

at first...it's the hairy chest...then usually the butt....the cock...the muscles....with others it's the face...the nipples...the armpits...the complete Vintage Cover of COLT Magazine circa 1975 package look.

 

I have a suggestion to expand this thread...under all the escorts who post to it....Have the clients say what body part they go crazy about on that escort....and lets see if clients of several escorts choose the same body part.

 

OK LOVE BUBBLE BUTT....you are disqualified on the grounds that your screen name already answers the thread question.

 

JIM

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Shaken, Not Stirred

 

As House Boy points, out there are a number of answers. It depends on who is doing the answering.

 

Most of the guys who just see pictures state that they like my legs and ass.

 

Most of the guys who say they like body hair and have only seen pictures tell me my own look suspiciously like I shave my chest or other body parts.

 

Most of the guys who meet me tell me that I look better in person than my pictures (which always begs the questions, does it not, since they are hiring me based on those self-same pictures).

 

I would be hard-pressed myself to isolate a body part and say it is my best feature or that I think it is the best or most attractive physical attribute.

 

The feedback that I get from my regular clients and those who express a comment is that they thing I am handsome and sexy but what completes the package is no physical thing, but my personality, attitude and the way I treat others and handle myself.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: BWFH

 

>Have the clients say what body part

>they go crazy about on that escort....and lets see if clients

>of several escorts choose the same body part.

 

And let's have Bob Eubanks ask the questions, and whichever escort has the most matching answers gets a new bedroom set or a Magnavox color TV (I love Game Show Network). :+

[Guest AlecGriffin]

Hmmm, I've mainly heard compliments on my face, legs, ass, treasure trail, and cock. A foot fetishist once told me that my feet had nice arches but were not "meaty" enough for his tastes (go figure).

 

But the one common factor would be my brain. I tend to attract clients who are looking for intimacy and conversation as a complement to a good roll in the hay.

 

But is my answer a cop-out? Perhaps we need a ruling on whether or not the brain can count as a body part in this message thread. (I'm going for the new bedroom set, Rick)

 

-Alec

[VaHawk]

RE: BWFH

 

>I have a suggestion to expand this thread...under all the

>escorts who post to it....Have the clients say what body part

>they go crazy about on that escort....and lets see if clients

>of several escorts choose the same body part.

 

I like this, even if it is "kiss and tell". It would make for a longer thread on an interesting subject, but then again he didn't ask the clients.

[Donnie]

RE: Shaken, Not Stirred

 

>Most of the guys who just see pictures state that they like my

>legs and ass.

 

Are you sure there not saying they like cottage cheese covered in saran wrap?

 

http://members.aol.com/francoonduty/Images/m4m_new.jpg

[Guest jwraustin]

Without a doubt, my clients love my dick for some reason . Some try to get an interest in my ass, but you know, that's not really my thing. It also seems like I have a number of regular clients that are fascinated with kissing. I don't know if its just me, or maybe I am blessed with clients who love to kiss. I certainly do.

[VaHawk]

RE: Shaken, Not Stirred

 

Oh when the weather starts to warm up, they DO INDEED like to slither out from under the rocks and sun themselves, don't they? He showed his, so why don't you show yours? Oh, please wait before you do that, I want to go get my 3D glasses! :o

[sashek]

Thanks for responding to my question, guys. I just wanted to clarify one thing. I'm really happy I discovered this site a few months ago - I've been impressed with the honesty of the dialogue, not to mention the wit and humour I see here - of escorts and clients alike. I repeat that the escorts who post here have some of the most incredible physiques I've seen - but I can see that it's your minds and your hearts that keep your clients coming back :-)

Sashek

[VaHawk]

BINGO!!!!!!!!!! So good to see that it didn't take you long to figure that out. BTW this was a great question, that I hope to see more escorts and if allowed, clients respond to. As you noticed, didn't stop me from replying.

[Donnie]

RE: Shaken, Not Stirred

 

>He showed his, so why don't you show yours?

 

For the same reason you don't -- he's an escort and I'm not. Are all Virginians this stupid?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

An Asshole Is An Asshole Is An Asshole

 

Just as they have selective short term memory loss, just as they lie about something saying something in the past which is clearly written down, just as they selective pick and choose an image, a word, a phrase in order to twist it, warp it, and otherwise remove it as far from anything that is real, just as some guys are born assholes, and some of them have assholedom thrust down upon them and a rare few, such as yourself, aspire to being a complete and utter asshole.

 

Oh, and by the way, I assume you meant they're, you stupid piece of cow dung.

 

>

>Are you sure there

[Donnie]

RE: An Asshole Is An Asshole Is An Asshole

 

>twist it, warp it, and

>otherwise remove it as far from anything that is real

 

Is that what happend to your ass?

[VaHawk]

RE: Shaken, Not Stirred

 

Of course all Virginians are this stupid!!!! We have two Republican Senators and all our electoral votes have gone to the Republican presidential candidate since Ronald Reagan's first run! It's FFFucking scary ain't it, you sweet thang? OOOOOHHHHHHH YOU GET ME SO HOT, I JUST WANNA SWALLOW YOUR COCK!!!!!!!!!!

:7 :7

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>what do you find is the

>part of your body that your clients are most interested in?

 

My nipples and my arms. And maybe my abs.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Enough (Selective) Rope

 

>>twist it, warp it, and

>>otherwise remove it

 

Some people were dropped repeatedly on the head at a tender age, some aspired to leap off tall buildings, believeing if they turned quickly enough and managed to land on their heads, that soft spot on top would cushion their fall, and still other people just never had it, never got it, are never going to get it and always will.

[Guest Throat Poker]

OK, I'm resurrecting a fairly ripe thread but I can't resist the sound of my own typing...

 

We (clients) were invited to name our fave body part on an escort as long as our handles didn't give it away ... now, my handle indicates what activity I enjoy, not what body part I find attractive so here goes...

 

It has to be a hairy chest...to lie on, stroke, cum over, to grab handfuls of when he's getting on my tits...nothing like it. In fact, I like all those outward signs of masculinity you don't find on a girl unless she's Russian shotputter - hairy chest, facial hair, muscles, a dick. :9

[btmstudnyc]

cumon

 

Waiting, Wanting

 

Need I say more?

 

JIM

[Rick Munroe]

RE: cumon

 

>Waiting, Wanting

 

For you to justify my love (is this Name That Tune? I got it in 4 notes!)

[btmstudnyc]

RE: cumon

 

It is Madonna week isnt it after all.

 

 

OK RICK YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE...ONE FREE MASSAGE.

 

JIM

[dick_nyc]

RE: cumon

 

but $250 if so much as brushes against you.

[btmstudnyc]

Stomache, Belly Button

 

I have a question...Do you like to look at, Kiss or rub your dick against the stomachs and belly buttons?

 

Or maybe just lick them?

 

I'm sure that most guys don't admit that they look at guys abs first.

 

I'm sure it's my butt though...because you usually can see it wethere I'm approaching or leaving. (notice I didn't say Cumming and Going as Rick Munroe would lead you to believe.)

 

JIM

 

 

 

If it dont fit, force it

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