Is it hard to top a fat guy

[Guest happyguy]

Hey Escorts,

 

I have known this really cool guy for a few years, he is an exceptional guy, highly educated, great personality and sense of humour, even stylish. Only one problem, he weighs about 250 pounds. He is in his thirties and I am really thinking of doing it with him. Escorts, any advice on how to top him - or should I just forget it. Thanks in advance for your hints!

happyguy

[Bilbo]

It's going to make a bit of difference to any answer I could come up with to know how endowed you are. Some approaches in this circumstance are open to those with 7 or more that wouldn't be open to those with less.

[mmk]

how tall is he-I will assume that he is not height weight proportionate or well built. Some one who is 5ft 4 and weighs 250 would definately look heavier than someone who is 6 ft 4 who weighs the same.

[Guest happyguy]

He is about 5'10" or 5'11" - and I am a little over 7". Is there some position I should try more than an other?

[Will]

It'll work. We aren't talking about Jabba the Hutt, after all. Doggy-style will almost certainly establish contact; and once that's done, there's an infinity of possibilities!

[Traveller]

Remember one rule to make that first magical time really special; and this works with men as well as women, with whom it's most associated. Roll him in flour first to make sure you can easily find his crinkle hole. To keep everything fun and spontaneous, sprinkle some Gold Medal over your sheets before he comes over. When you're finally totally overcome with lust and diving for the bed, navigate him from left to right, fore to aft, to ensure that he's completely covered with the white stuff (and, for God's sake, keep the party favors away from the bed until you're finished). Follow this formula and you'll hit the "mark" every time.

 

Later.

 

PS. Also, to really spice your sex up, think cinnamon.

[Guest 7Zach]

You forgot to mention, "And then aim for the wet spot."

[Traveller]

7Z,

 

I must still be on SLC time. This is the most critical component. Happy might have been totally lost without this final step. Thanks for completing the rule.

 

Later.

[Guest Derrick]

God that had me laughing.........funnnnyy.

[Guest happyguy]

That is absolutely the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time! I was alone at my computer, laughing heartily out loud. If ever I do it, I'll let you know how it turned out!

[Guest jeffOH]

I've found that with bigger guys you're limited as far as positions.

Depending on how big they are and how long your cock you must experiment with positions. Doggie-style is probably the easiest with larger clients. Sitting on it is out of the question. I have had a few clients where fucking was impossible(if only I had an eighteen inch cock).}>

 

JEFF

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[Guest tmbg]

> any advice on how to

>top him - or should I just forget it. Thanks in advance for

>your hints!

 

I say if you have to ask just forget it!

 

Cheers! Ritchie

[Guest sexylatinboy]

Strange...

Is that the first overweigh client you've had in your career?

How long have you been doing this type of work?

I had so many real overweight clients and they were all bottoms. It wasn't always easy, but I always managed. The doggy style position did not always work because their huge buttocks sort of force you out of the targeted territory. For me, the easiest position was to place them on their backs and if you are strong, you can hold their legs up in the air while you penetrate and deliver the goods.

My advice to you is to THINK ON THE MONEY that you will get.

That is your motivation and it should help you get creative!!!

[Guest Derrick]

i want to ad to sexylatinboys comments......

 

.....if you open the back door and I find anything except sterility,

I close the doors and tell them that I cannot.....

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>Strange...

>Is that the first overweigh client you've had in your

>career?

>How long have you been doing this type of work?

 

I don't think happyguy was talking about a client. (Or were you, happyguy?)

 

If proper topping fails, it can actually be pretty fun to "fuck" an overweight guy in the stomach. There really is something to that "bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'" cliche. If he's big enough the folds of flesh can wrap snugly around your cock and...well, you get the idea. :9

[Bilbo]

I used to have a regular who was a golf pro. Even though I could have fucked his ass easily, we had a lot more fun when he would push his tits together and make a topless tube for me to fuck.

 

Anyway, back on subject, perhaps it would be easier to ask your friend for his opinion. Surely you are not the first person to try to fuck him? Unless he is virginal, he, having been there with that same ass before, would have, IMHO, a better idea as to whether your cock would be able to succeed in filling him to his fulfilment. And is he is a true friend and it doesn't work, it is OK to laugh with him if he laughs first. In fact, we used to say that "seesters" couldn't get anything done in bed with each other except laughing all night. That was back when sex always had to be serious, of course.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>I say if you have to ask just forget it!

>

>Cheers! Ritchie

 

Hey Ritchie, it had occured to me awhile ago that your screen initials were also They Might Be Giants' initials. Happy to see I was on the right track. "Life is a placebo masquerading as a simile", hangs above my desk. Goofiest band ever. I love 'em.

 

Thinking of them, in light of the topic of this thread, brings to mind one of their song titles off the very album whose cover you use as your avatar: "They'll Need a Crane". The title "Snowball in Hell" also pops up. Or the lyric, "I've got a match, your embrace and my collapse." No offense to the big men out there. I've never topped one, but have been topped by many. Those songs mentioned have nothing to do with weight, unless you count the emotional oppression of love torn asunder, personal failure ("if it wasn't for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointments"), or alienation, as being 'heavy'.

 

Cheers

 

"I shouted out, 'Free the Expo 67'

Until they stepped on my hair, and they told me I was fat.

Now I'm very big, I'm a big important man.

And the only thing that's different is underneath my hat!"

[Guest happyguy]

You are right, I was not talking about a client, just a really great friend ... thanks!

happy

[Guest topsfstud]

In my escorting career, I've been with many overweight guys. And yes, it's harder for me ... NOT because of issues of attraction (or perhaps the lack thereof). I've found myself sometimes much more attracted to a big guy than some smaller ones. For attraction, personality matter to me far more than weight.

 

What I do find difficult, is that with more mass between mee and the point of insertion, it's physically limiting. So I agree that doggies stype is much easier, at least in my experience.

 

Perhaps if I had a huge dick, my experience would be different. But I'm only a bit above average, so it can be a challenge.

 

But in the end, the person if ar more imporatant to me that weight!

[Guest tmbg]

LOL Joey, Great Post

 

Cheers! Ritchie

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

I have a simular situation with a large client and I am 7 inches which is I guess considered small now, I tried for 20 minutes to get in and could not reach his hole. After 45 minutes I said I could not satisfy his needs and he left without being charged. I just got a call from a guy that is 6'2 and weighs 425 pounds and wants to top me, LOL yeah right. I said I was a bit concerned about his size, he got really upset saying we escorts need to please the clients and quit looking to get the hit guy. I told him I wasnt discriminating I really was concered as I have never had 425 pounds on top of me SHEEESH