This will mean the end of the escorting industry

[Rick Munroe]

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=OhUz2-G223-&cl=Bds92-G223-

[Guest zipperzone]

It looks incredibly boring - I'll bet you're not TOO worried.

[Guest ncm2169]

And it's so romantic. ;-)

 

It does get revved up though - ya gotta give it that. :9

 

I like how the dude talks to it.

 

Now all he needs is a vacuum pump and he'll be thoroughly mechanized. }(

[buttnovice]

I watched the first 30 seconds or so, and started laughing. Somehow it reminded me of the "I Love Lucy" chocolate factory episdoe. So if the show were still on today, that would be Fred Mertz. Who wants to finish writing the episode?

[AdamSmith]

One escort told me of a client who owned such a machine, and paid the escort to visit him not to fuck the client, but to use the machine to fuck the client.

 

Coals to Newcastle, or something like that. But to every fetish there is a season...

[RockHard]

I hear there's a fake-fur-covered version (PETA endorsed) if you're into bear machines.

 

My favorite part are the 3-ring binders supporting the machine to provide a precision angle of penetration. What a tool! And, of course, his smoking breaks. Looks like the type of idiot who takes a cigarette into the steam room at a bath house.

[Guest ncm2169]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

 

Ethel is out of town with her strap on, so Fred had to make "other arrangements."

[dfw2sfo]

The guy doesn't even look like he's enjoying it that much. I hope that's not the commercial.