Picture Window, Naked Man, Motor Oil and Claw Hammer

[OneFinger]

Couldn't believe what I was reading. But, yes, this is for real. The police in Fort Wayne, IN arrested a man who was performing anal pleasure on himself with a claw hammer!! And, this was in full view of his neighbors and anyone else passing by his open front door or picture window.

 

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrases "getting nailed" or "hammered". This one is worth reading:

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html

 

Boy, this guy makes my lifestyle look pretty tame. :+

[Rick Munroe]

A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24."

 

LOL If she thinks there are 24 days in the week, then he's not the only one who's "not right."