Jesus!!! from SF, visiting Baltimore & Richmond

[Wanderoz]

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/41248/

 

Anyone cum to Jesus yet?

[MJH64]

I tried to but he got pissy when I had to reschedule. PM me for details.

[orville]

That's a good-looking Jesus but rates seem a bit high.

[Wanderoz]

That's a good-looking Jesus but rates seem a bit high.

Not if he walks on water to you.

[+ ButchAtl]

Seems nice looking. I don't recall a masseur offering tea after a shower before.

[Becket]

"He is risen?" Only at the end of the massage.

Sigh.....

So many puns. So little time.

[CuriousByNature]

I think its a name that should have been retired around 30 AD... ?

[Wanderoz]

I just want say I have done it with Jesus

Has anybody actually had an experience?

[+ Lucky]

Will there be a second cumming?

[Wanderoz]

Will there be a second cumming?

I don't know, but I am all in favor of resurrection erection.

[Phil_musc]

Will he be stopping in Paradise or Intercourse, PA? What about Blue Ball?

[Wanderoz]

I can just see him in a "Got Milk?" poster with a white creamy substance all over that mustache...preferably mine.

[EastbayMike]

bumping, now in my area.

[Wanderoz]

Bump! Any serious experiences recently?

[CheckCar]

On this thread, someone mentions having seen him through his Rent men ad.