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An old joke:

Two guys are next to each other at urinals. One looks over and sees what looks like a tattoo on the other's dick: WENDY

"Hey, that's cool. You got your girlfriend's name tattooed on your dick."

"Name? Wendy? What are you talking about? That says, Welcome to Philadelphia Have a Nice Day."

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Everyone here knows I luv me some straight boy meat. Yet someone in their ad who shows themselves fucking a chick would be a hard pass.

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Been with him. Lousy experience. Everything is extra, on his phone the whole time, and this was after a lot of trouble getting him to respond and show up. Total waste.

 

Sounds like he's doing it out of desperation.

 

I would have texted him: "hi, I'm here in your room" usually they get the sarcasm but some don't.

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If you want to just sit and watch a guy jo on his phone and like to overpay for it, he's your guy.

 

He also had very few teeth. I assume it was from the chewing tobacco I asked him to dispose of. He was nice about it though.

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