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Why did I wake up this morning (and 365 other mornings of the year) with my penis turgid and throbbing and demanding attention? What causes this phenomenon? Why is this the most needy organ of my body? Maybe because it's the source of greatest pleasure. Is this a blessing or a curse? Now I must go find some good porn and tend to his desires since of late the escorts I've contacted do not return my calls (but that's another thread). :-)

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It is said that the flaccid penis does not have a good blood supply, so the body causes it to become hard during the night to increase the blood supply and keep it healthy. One of the tests for phyisical--as opposed to psychological--impotence is to put a strip of postage stamps around the penis at night. If is broken in the morning, the penis becaome hard and is not phyically impotent. Really, I am not making this up.

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