Morning wood

[Bob]

Why did I wake up this morning (and 365 other mornings of the year) with my penis turgid and throbbing and demanding attention? What causes this phenomenon? Why is this the most needy organ of my body? Maybe because it's the source of greatest pleasure. Is this a blessing or a curse? Now I must go find some good porn and tend to his desires since of late the escorts I've contacted do not return my calls (but that's another thread). :-)

[JT Brooklyn]

Bob...It's Mother Nature's way of saying.."Go Forth and Breed"

 

For those of us who have NO INTEREST whatsoever in her Plans for Non-Extinction of our Specie's..We Go Forth and Play!

 

No Worry's the Guys will be getting back..It's almost RENT Time! LOL

[Guest Merlin]

It is said that the flaccid penis does not have a good blood supply, so the body causes it to become hard during the night to increase the blood supply and keep it healthy. One of the tests for phyisical--as opposed to psychological--impotence is to put a strip of postage stamps around the penis at night. If is broken in the morning, the penis becaome hard and is not phyically impotent. Really, I am not making this up.

[Guest countryboywny]

Anyone know where I can find a good stamp licker? :+

[Guest ncm2169]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :+

[fedssocr1]

it's probably to keep the urine from pouring out before you are awake.

[+ Hoover42]

I've heard that it occurs only in REM sleep and that one theory holds that it is a nightly dry run to ensure that the equipment will be functional when needed.

 

I wonder what sort of alarms go off if the test fails?

 

...Hoover

[ariadne1880]

Now that's FUNNY!

[+ glutes]

I've always heard it addressed as a EMHO (eem-HO): Early Morning Hard On.