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Received this from my Friend in NYC who is Jewish and sends me the funniest things! Hope you enjoy this!

 

Jewish mathematics

 

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon ! All he wants is anal sex and my TUCHUS is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.'

 

Mother says 'You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents!

 

 

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Okay Anton~ Hee Hee... I am Native American and so here is an Indian joke for you~

 

A cowboy is out with his horse in daeth valley... he had been riding for days and not a soul in site. The sun rises and sets and he beings to lose track of the days. After some time he and his horse see something off in the dessert sands... there is something sticking up out of the ground it seems. He rides up and finds an indian laying on the ground with a big hard on sticking straight up. The Cowboy scratches his head and wipes the sweat from his eyes and rides on... some time passes and he sees another Indian laying on the ground with a big ol' hard on pointing straigt up to the skies.

"Kind of strange~" He thinks to himself and rides on... A short time later he sees another Indian laying on the ground in the same hard state. Finally he asks the indian, "What the HELL are you doin?"

The Indian replies, "Me telling time".

The cowboy marvels and asks him, "Well... what time is it?"

Indian replies, "2pm".

The cowboy somewhat amazed and disturbed rides off.

About an hour goes by and he rides up to another Indian who is laying on the ground and tsroking his cock furiously.

The Indian looks up and asks the Cowboy what time it is and the Cowboy says, "Well, judging by your partners back yonder, I'd think you would be able to tell me!"

Indian replies... "No can tell... me winding watch"

 

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