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Has anyone seen the new Armani underwear ads featuring Beckham with his legs spread apart and his crotch in prominent view?

 

I've just seen one - don't know if there are more.

 

Although I'm pleased that he did it - for purely vicarious reasons - I can't help but wonder what his real agenda is. It can't be for the money. Could an Armani knickers ad really pay enough $$$ to entice a person as rich as he must be?

 

Methinks the little bugger gets off on showing it to us gays.

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I think I just answered my own question. I Googled and read that the deal is reportedly paying him 20 million bucks. Wow.... no wonder their tighty whities cost so much!

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Delightful! Sales of Armani are already up 50% at Selfridge's.

 

We have had to endure all those bulging boobs in bra ads for our whole lives. This is a wonderful turn-around.

 

The British tabloids are particularly delightful in their reporting, especially if you enjoy double-entendres and puns.

 

David has already appeared in less in Vanity Fair and elsewhere as he frolicked in the frothy sea with Spice and reclined on a boat. Only shadow covered him here and there. But the tighty whites are pretty spectacular around David's "Golden Balls", as the Daily Telegraph describes them. (His Golden Buns were also delicious, firm, and melony.)

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I can't believe anyone would buy the underwear just because of the model, but I guess it is so.

Andy Towle (http://www.towleroad.com) provided a side by side comparison in case you were wondering if Beckham was padded for the ad:

http://www.towleroad.com/images/2007/12/11/beckhamtab.jpg

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/14/beckhamad.jpg

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> in case you were wondering if Beckham was padded for the ad . . .

 

International fashion icon Victoria Beckham says soccer stud husband David’s manhood has not been digitally enhanced in his new underwear advertisement for Giorgio Armani.

 

The new promotional campaign, which was unveiled on Monday features the LA Galaxy player in various seductive positions. Victoria revealed:

 

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

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