Not Every Tom Dick and Harry is an escort

[+ purplekow]

Was in a bit of a creative mood and in view of last night's Tony Awards, thought there could be a Tony Award for the best Escort named Tony. Well there have been 16 men named Tony reviewed here. Since that is a fairly large number, I invite you to vote for your Tony Award winner.

 

By the way, while breezing through the reviews I did not find a single Dick and only one Rod. There were 3 Johns among the escorts.

 

The most popular name for a reviewed escort was Alex, I counted 24.

There were 23 men named Jason and 22 Justin. Aaron fielded 19 but not a single Moses. Mark had 17 namesakes. Adam 16 but not an Eve or even an Yves.

 

Other names of some popularity:

 

Chris 15 David 15 Jake 14 Josh 13 Matt 15 Kevin 13 Marco 11

 

Mike had 15 while Michael had 13 so informality seems to rule there. There were also fewer Christopher than Chris, fewer Matthew than Matt and fewer Steven than Steve (13 to 3) Joey bested Joseph continuing the informal trend but David did outnumber Dave and Robert was much more common than the single Bob.

 

Thought Max Emissions was the funniest name.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror