Benjamin Nicholas' beautiful COCK!

[RockHard]

Since today was the official launch date of Adobe's Photoshop CS3, with a wham-bam celebration at Apple Soho, and given Fin's recent attempt(s) to not only dog the size of BN's cock but to demonstrate some really lousy Photoshop technique, I give you this modest treat:

 

 

 

Rumor has it, Benjamin Nicholas has a beautiful hard-on. And I couldn't resist a little stab at fantasy while checking out the Beta version of CS3.

 

Enjoy!

 

Best wishes and kiss, kiss,

 

Rock

 

ps I'll give a blowjob to anyone who can figure out the owner of this famous cock. :-)

[MiamiLooker]

>ps I'll give a blowjob to anyone who can figure out the owner

>of this famous cock. :-)

 

Rosie O'Donnell?

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>but to demonstrate some really lousy Photoshop technique, I

>give you this modest treat:

 

Nicely done! Excellent job with keeping the tone and texture to that of his real skin. I give you an A- (a rendition in color would have given you an A+).

 

>ps I'll give a blowjob to anyone who can figure out the owner

>of this famous cock. :-)

 

Can you offer a hint? Is it famous because it belongs to a celebrity or famous because it belongs to a working fellow?

[MindThe Gap]

>And I couldn't resist a little stab at fantasy while checking out

>the Beta version of CS3.

 

 

My God, Rockhard! For the sake of the children - Would you please stop your madness?!?!

 

Anyone who knows anything about image control and repair, knows this: Do not do anything that will remind the public of what got the person in trouble for in the first place.

 

You don't put a drunk driver in a car, with a drink, and take his picture, in an attempt to repair his image.

 

You don't put an arsonist in front of a burning house, with a book of matches in his hand, and take his picture, in an attempt to repair his image.

 

And you certainly don't put a confirmed liar, cheat and thief into a photoshop edit function and give him someone elses, much larger fake cock, in an attempt to repair his broken and shameful image.

 

Dear God, Rockhard, are you really trying to completly destroy what little is left of the ex-master illusionist, just to maybe score a free fuck down the road?

 

For someone in show business, as you remind us all so often, you really are one gigantic fuck-up!!!!!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>My God, Rockhard! For the sake of the children - Would you

>please stop your madness?!?!

>

>Anyone who knows anything about image control and repair,

>knows this: Do not do anything that will remind the public of

>what got the person in trouble for in the first place.

>

>You don't put a drunk driver in a car, with a drink, and take

>his picture, in an attempt to repair his image.

>

>You don't put an arsonist in front of a burning house, with a

>book of matches in his hand, and take his picture, in an

>attempt to repair his image.

>

>And you certainly don't put a confirmed liar, cheat and thief

>into a photoshop edit function and give him someone elses,

>much larger fake cock, in an attempt to repair his broken and

>shameful image.

>

>Dear God, Rockhard, are you really trying to completly destroy

>what little is left of the ex-master illusionist, just to

>maybe score a free fuck down the road?

>

>For someone in show business, as you remind us all so often,

>you really are one gigantic fuck-up!!!!!

 

Dude, chill. It's about having fun with a cock.

[+ purplekow]

>Dude, chill. It's about having fun with a cock.

>I may have that tattooed on my ass, what a beautiful sentiment

[MindThe Gap]

>Dude, chill. It's about having fun with a cock.

 

Yea? Really VDN? And at who's expense? Do you really think anyone bothered to ask Ben if he wanted to be associated again, (so soon afterward) with something that represents his recent past of deception and something other than what reflects the truth now? I'll bet that no one did do that did they?

 

Oh who cares, It's just about having fun right?

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Yea? Really VDN? And at who's expense? Do you really think

>anyone bothered to ask Ben if he wanted to be associated

>again, (so soon afterward) with something that represents his

>recent past of deception and something other than what

>reflects the truth now? I'll bet that no one did do that did

>they?

 

RockHard states:

 

Rumor has it, Benjamin Nicholas has a beautiful hard-on. And I couldn't resist a little stab at fantasy while checking out the Beta version of CS3.

 

So far, the only person mentioning anything negative about BN is you. BN is, in many people's opinions, handsome. Rock could have attached a hideous set of genitalia or even a vagina. He didn't. He did BN a nice compliment by putting on a nicely sized man package. Since BN hasn't revealed his genitalia in pictures (and good for him for doing so) then having some fun via fantasy is nice.

 

I will cease participation in this thread if RockHard gets nasty. Unlike FFF's pictures that were done with a mean spirit, this visual creation is pleasing to look at. I would be honored if someone did that to my picture (not that there is anything wrong with my current "junk").

 

>Oh who cares, It's just about having fun right?

 

Do you think Bush and Chaney authorized this picture?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8395/humorbushcheneynudefx2.jpg

I don't think so. I am sure if BN doesn't like his picture he can request the thread to be deleted. So, until then, I don't care. It's a nice picture and it is going into my collection.

 

Minding the Gap,

VDN

[Lankypeters]

>>

>ps I'll give a blowjob to anyone who can figure out the owner

>of this famous cock. :-)

 

Is the cock famous and the owner anonymous?

 

 

Lankypeters

[FinFangFoom]

Since today was the official launch date of Adobe's Photoshop CS3, with a wham-bam celebration at Apple Soho

 

Memo to RockHard: Photoshop CS3 did NOT launch today, they merely made the formal announcement. The exact sale date has not been announced but rumor has it it won't be until the summer.

 

Memo to RockHard: The "wham-bam celebration at Apple Soho" is TOMORROW.

 

Memo to RockHard: Rent a clue.

 

 

Rumor has it, Benjamin Nicholas has a beautiful hard-on.

 

Rumor has it that Elvis is alive and living in Vegas.

 

 

And I couldn't resist a little stab at fantasy while checking out the Beta version of CS3.

 

For someone who prides himself on being on the cutting edge, you're a little late to the dance about Photoshop CS3 Beta - it's been out for a couple of months.

 

Oh yeah, in case you didn't know, the Twin Towers are gone too.

 

 

Informatively yours,

 

FFF

[RockHard]

Memo to Fin:

 

Be sure to visit:

http://www.adobe.com/products/creativesuite/launchevent/webcast/

 

Notice in the url the words "launchevent."

 

If you visit the url, you will see a note that reads, "The live event has ended. Please come back Wednesday 3/28 to view the recordings of the Adobe CS3 Launch event."

 

The "live" Launch event happened today. I was there. The "public" showcase starts tomorrow.

 

"you're a little late to the dance"

 

I produce the dance, sweetie. Don't fuck with me fellas.

[FinFangFoom]

>The "live" Launch event happened today. I was there.

 

Yes, there was a live launch in NYC, but it DIDN'T HAPPEN AT APPLE SOHO LIKE YOU SAID IT DID (caps and bold for emphasis) and there wasn't "a wham-bam celebration" there either.

 

Please note the schedule at the following URL.

 

http://www.apple.com/retail/soho/week/20070325.html

 

If you were at APPLE SOHO like you SAY you were then you were there for a launch/wham-bam celebration that no one else saw.

 

As fate would have it, I was actually AT Apple Soho today at the Genius Bar and the only thing going on was them setting up for some ghastly guitarist.

 

Now that you've been clearly busted, not unlike our Little Benjie (let me once again stress this is not a veiled reference to the size of his penis), would you like to adjust your lie - oops - mistake?

 

Smugly yours,

 

FFF

[beetwo]

Actually BN has a cock shot in his ad on BuyAnHour.com. It is a closeup shot, from his navel to the tops of thighs. It has been there for a couple of years. Although, after recent events, we really don't know if it is BN or Dave Berry.

[Guest roadhoundnyc]

So now you're whoring Benjamin Nickels cause you're looking to suck some cock?

Have you run out of cash? Can't somebody from show business front you some?

 

You know what they say, with friends like you...

[RockHard]

"Now that you've been clearly busted"

 

In your dreams, sweetie. You're the only one busted here. Your sleuthing technique is as disappointing as your Photoshop. I never said, specifically, that the March 27th Launch Event took place at Apple Soho. So, you can take your pompous, condescending thrown-from-your-throne memos and put them where your heart should be.

 

Furthermore, this thread isn't about the fact that you were NOT among the 200 invited guests for a Launch Event that you INSISTED did not take place. This thread is about COCK.

 

I have no issues enjoying a man with any size cock but I do have issues enjoying a man with no heart.

[FinFangFoom]

>I never said, specifically, that the March 27th Launch Event

>took place at Apple Soho.

 

 

Oh really, then what about that "wham-bam celebration" that DIDN'T happen there yesterday? You're now picking and choosing the "facts" you want to cite and fleeing from the ones that are inconvenient.

 

What happened is: Mr. Knowitall's mouth started running before he knew exactly what the facts were. Pompous blowhards often do that - they want to appear so "now", so "current", so "a la mode".

 

snore

 

Currently yours,

 

FFF

[RockHard]

"Rosie O'Donnell?"

 

THAT was funny. :-)

 

"Nicely done! Excellent job with keeping the tone and texture to that of his real skin. I give you an A- (a rendition in color would have given you an A+)."

 

VDN, you're too generous. I give myself a C. The whole thing took 15 minutes and a turkey sandwich. Tone and texture is almost invisible on a small JPEG. So cheating goes a long way on this one.

 

Ben's photo, supplied by his website gallery, came in black and white. So a color rendition was not possible. Finding the right cock was the most difficult challenge. It took a week of momentary searches to find the right one. The cock had to be lit by sunlight from the same direction that the light is striking his body. And the angle of the cock had to line up with the shadow on his left leg.

 

Unfortunately, the cock I found was in color so I had to get the right monochromatic tone in Channel Mixer. Getting rid of his white trunks was another challenge. Oh yeah, and finding light-brown pubes seemed crucial.

 

"Is the cock famous and the owner anonymous?"

 

Isn't everyone "famous" these days? The owner is not anonymous and I think he's damn sexy.

[FinFangFoom]

>VDN, you're too generous. I give myself a C. The whole thing

>took 15 minutes and a turkey sandwich. Tone and texture is

>almost invisible on a small JPEG. So cheating goes a long way

>on this one.

>

>Ben's photo, supplied by his website gallery, came in black

>and white. So a color rendition was not possible. Finding the

>right cock was the most difficult challenge. It took a week of

>momentary searches to find the right one. The cock had to be

>lit by sunlight from the same direction that the light is

>striking his body. And the angle of the cock had to line up

>with the shadow on his left leg.

>

>Unfortunately, the cock I found was in color so I had to get

>the right monochromatic tone in Channel Mixer. Getting rid of

>his white trunks was another challenge. Oh yeah, and finding

>light-brown pubes seemed crucial.

 

 

<insert sound of cat hacking up fur ball>

 

Memo to Rockhard: No one cares.

 

Informatively yours,

 

FFF

[RockHard]

"Oh really, then what about that "wham-bam celebration" that DIDN'T happen there yesterday?"

 

Excuse me? What about the LAUNCH THAT DID NOT EXIST? Fool.

 

I guess wham-bam is relative but I can assure everyone, the plans were in effect yesterday at the Soho store. Their actual "public" celebration begins today.

 

"You're now picking and choosing the "facts" you want to cite and fleeing from the ones that are inconvenient."

 

Not at all, dear. I always reveal what I choose to reveal. Nobody makes that decision for me. I'm not interested in "appearing" a la mode. That's your MO. This thread wasn't about being invited to an undisclosed location, a private event. It was about COCK, first, and your mediocre attempt at Photoshop, second, and then the fact you DIDN'T know about the LAUNCH, third.

 

"Pompous blowhards"

 

Takes one to know one, sweetie. At least this one has a heart. :-)

 

ps "The exact sale date has not been announced but rumor has it it won't be until the summer."

 

Of course the exact "sale" date has been announced. You can pre-order here:

http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/photoshop/

 

Adobe expects shipments to begin in April. I'm sure Fin will follow his ill-informed rumor mill. :-(

[Guest EuropTravl]

Blah Blah Blah

 

Will Rockhard and the Foo quit arguing about their lunch? It's boring.

 

Here's Triple F's latest photoshop from another thread - again

Now you two go at it (if this was the Jerry Springer Show, I'd now ring a bell)

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benamanda.jpg

 

(so ban me - I'm off to Brazil for 2 weeks tonight and in too good a mood! :+ )

 

:7

[RockHard]

"Memo to Rockhard: No one cares."

 

Of course you care about looking foolish, dear. It makes your attempt to light everybody's hair on fire look like 4-year-old doll-play.

[FinFangFoom]

>"Oh really, then what about that "wham-bam

>celebration" that DIDN'T happen there yesterday?"

>

>Excuse me? What about the LAUNCH THAT DID NOT EXIST? Fool.

>

>I guess wham-bam is relative

 

 

ah, facts are now relative

 

 

>This thread

>wasn't about being invited to an undisclosed location, a

>private event.

 

But you couldn't control yourself and inserted a "relative" fact to make yourself sound so "now", so "in", so "a la mode".

 

 

 

>Of course the exact "sale" date has been announced. You can

>pre-order here:

>http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/photoshop/

 

(What an idiot.)

 

Everyone please note that that page is about PRE-ORDERING and nowhere does it say anything about WHEN it will actually be shipped. Rumor has it, early summer - I've also read on the web that rumor has it it will be late spring.

 

 

>Adobe expects shipments to begin in April. I'm sure Fin will

>follow his ill-informed rumor mill.

 

There are actually TWO shipping dates - one in April for one group and the 3rd quarter for another group.

 

I now know, first hand, why people find you to be so tedious.

 

Memo to RockHard: Go away.

 

Plaintively yours,

 

FFF

[RockHard]

"(What an idiot.) Everyone please note that that page is about PRE-ORDERING and nowhere does it say anything about WHEN it will actually be shipped."

 

Ditto, you heartless bag of breakwind.

 

Obviously, some idiot didn't know that the Adobe "purchase" page offered delivery information yesterday and for quite a while before that. Delivery information changed along with the purchase page info in anticipation of the "Live" Webcast Launch yesterday. Adobe can't promise all deliveries by April if the purchase numbers, beginning today, reach for the sky. This is more about available inventory than a silly, incorrect summertime-delivery rumor. Silly fool. What a difference a day makes. :-)

 

"ah, facts are now relative"

 

Wham-bam is an adjective and most adjectives are subjective. They are not facts. You, of all people, have nerve for criticizing my choice to be dramatic.

 

">This thread

>wasn't about being invited to an undisclosed location, a

>private event.

 

But you couldn't control yourself and inserted a "relative" fact to make yourself sound so "now", so "in", so "a la mode"."

 

I often get paid large sums to pump up the volume. What's in your wallet?

 

"I now know, first hand, why people find you to be so tedious."

 

Finding someone who provides a terrific blowjob to my cock can be tedious. I prefer to deal with that than someone with no heart.

 

"Memo to RockHard: Go away."

 

Not on your life, bitch. Your flame-throwing talent doesn't ignite me.

[Guest skrubber]

One would think that after reading Bens name in the subject line of twenty one posts, one would know how to spell it.

[RockHard]

Here's one more!

 

Had a little fun at breakfast this morning. Enjoy! (Eat your heart out, Fin. Oh, I forgot, you don't have one. Sorry.)

 

 

ps Ooops, almost forgot: This is another well-known cock. Same guessing contest applies. If Fin blows me a kiss, I may just post the original photos of the cocks I borrowed. That could be fun.