Urban massage

[Rohit]

Has anyone used their services in London? Was looking for a massage with a happy ending but not sure if they really offer this

[wiltshirede]

With literally hundreds of independently advertised masseurs operating in the city, why go to an agency if you are unsure of the service and the provider?

 

There are agencies that do provide male masseurs and erotic massage - the adverts are usually easy to spot as they are packed full of fake reviews and rather trite euphemisms for male orgasm. Most customers who have given me feedback on these firms tell me that the models are not as advertised - and the services amounted to a "massage with a happy ending".

[Rohit]

The quality of the massage seems very good as per the reviews on various websites, just not sure if they offer any ‘additional’ services

[wiltshirede]

That's because it's fake ;-)

 

"Massage agencies" generally = Fake photos and reviews on their own site, fake reviews on Trustpilot, etc......

 

The quality of the service is as good as the provider they arbitrarily decided was available and suitable for you - so follows no reliable pattern.

 

And no, the services provided by apple/google compliant massage apps and in Neals Yard salons are solely therapeutic. They would be prosecuted out of existence and barred by the tech monops if it were any other way.

[noellim]

Anyone else use this service and have therapists to recommend?

[joethomas]

The best place I've always forum for massage is The Portsea Sauna.

There are usually 3-4 masseurs on duty all times and over the week probably 10 to choose from.

 

Recommend Alexander (Bulgarian) or Valerie (Russian).

[noellim]

The best place I've always forum for massage is The Portsea Sauna.

There are usually 3-4 masseurs on duty all times and over the week probably 10 to choose from.

 

Recommend Alexander (Bulgarian) or Valerie (Russian).

 

How much do you tip there

[+ Tarte Gogo]

I had a nice happy ending with a masseur at Covent Garden Health Spa (29 Endell St,)

https://goo.gl/maps/jAJLefc3caYSJ2QD8

 

I am not sure if I was just lucky, but I simply got a big hard on and asked: would you like to earn a tip? And he went right for it.

[noellim]

I had a nice happy ending with a masseur at Covent Garden Health Spa (29 Endell St,)

https://goo.gl/maps/jAJLefc3caYSJ2QD8

 

I am not sure if I was just lucky, but I simply got a big hard on and asked: would you like to earn a tip? And he went right for it.

 

did you request a specific therapist?

[kko123]

I had a nice happy ending with a masseur at Covent Garden Health Spa (29 Endell St,)

https://goo.gl/maps/jAJLefc3caYSJ2QD8

 

I am not sure if I was just lucky, but I simply got a big hard on and asked: would you like to earn a tip? And he went right for it.

What did he do to earn the tip?

[+ Tarte Gogo]

did you request a specific therapist?

No, I didn’t know the place or the people there.

[+ Tarte Gogo]

What did he do to earn the tip?

Hmmm, are you new to massages parlours? The usual kind of stuff.