Excuses to tell the wife

[Jay_O]

Hi guys, a client asked me today if I had any suggestions for cover stories or alibis to use so he can slip away from his wife to see me.

 

Many of my married clients can use "work" as an excuse, but some cannot due to the circumstances of their jobs (i.e. it would be out of character or not credible in some cases to say "going in to the office today"/"staying late" etc.). This is a rather common problem for married guys looking to hire.

 

What has worked well for you? Would love to hear some creative ideas to pass along. Thanks guys.

 

Jay from Vancouver

 

(Vancouver, LA, Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton...)

[Paul Revere]

How about the truth! The truth is always so much easier than a lie.

 

The truth shall make you free.

[Lankypeters]

"Honey, I've got a hard on."

 

 

Lankypeters

[D.A.C.]

>Hi guys, a client asked me today if I had any suggestions for

>cover stories or alibis to use so he can slip away from his

>wife to see me.

>

>Many of my married clients can use "work" as an excuse, but

>some cannot due to the circumstances of their jobs (i.e. it

>would be out of character or not credible in some cases to say

>"going in to the office today"/"staying late" etc.). This is

>a rather common problem for married guys looking to hire.

>

>What has worked well for you? Would love to hear some

>creative ideas to pass along. Thanks guys.

>

>Jay from Vancouver

>

>(Vancouver, LA, Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton...)

>

******************************************

Damn,your john is a world class scumbag,isn't he?

[tallguy]

Why not schedule the appointment with you during work hours? It is sometimes easier to get out of work for an hour or two(fictious meeting away from the office, dentist appointment) then it is to try and fool your spouse. In the end you always get caught. Doing it during work hours, unless it is a frequent occurance may be the easier route to go.

[Lankypeters]

IT's called "Funch" -- fucking at lunch time. I knew a talent agent who often went to funch, then home to his wife that evening.

 

Lankypeters

[+ ArVaGuy]

>IT's called "Funch" -- fucking at lunch time. I knew a talent

>agent who often went to funch, then home to his wife that

>evening.

>

>Lankypeters

 

LOL, I love it. However, I thought that was known as a "nooner".

[+ glutes]

"Nooner" has been around for sometime.

A certain brothel overseas has a mad rush from 11:30-2:30PM while businessmen do their funch...

[Guest zipperzone]

>LOL, I love it. However, I thought that was known as a

>"nooner".

 

Ever had a morner? That's a nooner, only sooner.

[Guest EWC]

The best idea is to tell her that you are going out to find a male escort to see what boys were like, and look suspicious. She'll immediately suspect that you are secretly trying to sneak out and go to work.

[Jay_O]

Thanks everyone, for the chuckles.

 

My client is world-class all right - a world class bottom, and sweetheart.

 

hugs,

J

[+ Tygerscent]

"Honey, FedExscort stopped by today to deliver a package. My messages say it's C.O.D. Can I borrow a few bucks?"

[gp0560]

>

>>LOL, I love it. However, I thought that was known as a "nooner".

>

>Ever had a morner? That's a nooner, only sooner.

>

Lucky enough to have days off that my wife doesn't know about, I recommend morners, nooners, afternooners, and all-day-take-him-round-the-mooners. }(