How to Spend My Lottery Money

[gilbert]

Okay, tomorrow morning I'm planning to wake up and find out I won the Mega Millions one billion dollar jack-pot, so now I'm trying to decide how to satisfy my gay needs, since money will be no object. I'm a closeted senior citizen who lives in a small town outside of a major city in the middle of the country. Presently, I can afford to hire escorts for over-nighters only once or twice a year. After winning the lottery I'll be able to afford nearly anything I want. So which direction do I go?

Do I become a sugar daddy? Would I be able to even find someone to be a sugar daddy to in a small town or would I have to move to a city? Where does a person go to find someone to be a sugar daddy to? What kind of legal obligations do you get into when you become a sugar daddy?

Should I just stick with escorts, since I would have the money to hire whoever I want for how long I want?

Is there such a thing as live in gay personal assistants who will also be intimate with their employers? Or how about a live in physical trainer? Or are we talking about the same thing as the sugar daddy situation? How about a pool boy who lives in the pool house?

I don't know, I guess it would be easiest just to hire your favorite escorts for whenever you need them. If you're a sugar daddy, I can see getting into some uncomfortable situations if things don't go well between those involved. How nice it would be to have the problem of making these kind of decisions.

[+ Avalon]

Move to Prague! Become partners with George Duroy and Belami.

[+ E.T.Bass]

We used to tease a friend he needed a receptionist to coordinate all of his tricks! Perhaps you need someone to help vet all of your boys for you.

You should hire enough strong, cute men to help you rip that closet of yours apart, and make sure that's a permanent change.

Perhaps you can hire a social secretary in the city when you want to get away from your town.

[+ Charlie]

Advertise on SilverDaddies.com. A friend of mine found a couple of live-in young men that way. Unfortunately, the relationships didn't work out in the long run--for him.

[Gvtire]

Per Mother Theresa when she won the Nobel peace prize according to SNL buy 450 SL and get the hell out of here

[gilbert]

Well, I didn't win. Sigh. Still fun to dream about.

[gilbert]

We used to tease a friend he needed a receptionist to coordinate all of his tricks! Perhaps you need someone to help vet all of your boys for you.

You should hire enough strong, cute men to help you rip that closet of yours apart, and make sure that's a permanent change.

Perhaps you can hire a social secretary in the city when you want to get away from your town.

Ummmmm…..interesting.

[gilbert]

Advertise on SilverDaddies.com. A friend of mine found a couple of live-in young men that way. Unfortunately, the relationships didn't work out in the long run--for him.

With live-in guys I'd be concerned about what is expected of me and what I should expect of him. You're talking about bringing in someone to live in your home expecting intimate activities without becoming emotionally involved. I would assume this would be someone who you really don't know. I can see all sorts of things going wrong. Of course, there are times you just have to take a chance. I think having a few escorts you can rely on and enjoy being around would be the way to go.

[+ Avalon]

I was just looking at the Peter Hung site. He charges $5,000 per week. That would be easy for a billionaire to pay - $260,000 per year.

[Populist Fury]

Jackpot up to $1.6 billion now that no one won it last night <3

 

Forget hiring escorts, I'd make an indecent proposal to the only Hollywood hunk that turns me on with that kind of ca$h. Maybe self-fund a run for Congress also.

[gilbert]

Jackpot up to $1.6 billion now that no one won it last night <3

 

Forget hiring escorts, I'd make an indecent proposal to the only Hollywood hunk that turns me on with that kind of ca$h. Maybe self-fund a run for Congress also.

I don't know. I've got too much baggage. Once they got into my emails and saw all the escorts I've hired over the years I wouldn't have a chance. Which Hollywood hunk would I go after? How about Dean Geyer, Marshall Williams, or Taylor Lautner (if he's in good shape).