Escorts into Poppers

[Beancounter]

Um...forearms?

I don’t think I’m talking out of school here but it’s fairly well-known to many that Eric enjoys men with big muscular arms. But when you think about it so do many of the rest of us.

[mike carey]

I don’t think I’m talking out of school here but it’s fairly well-known to many that Eric enjoys men with big muscular arms.

Indeed, you are not, forearms are a consistent theme in his twitter timeline, and IIRC he has a webpage devoted to the subject.

[NowOrNever]

I don’t think I’m talking out of school here but it’s fairly well-known to many that Eric enjoys men with big muscular arms. But when you think about it so do many of the rest of us.

 

I guess I would be a disappointment to Eric Hassan then, despite our apparent mutual love of poppers. My forearms are nothing to write home about; rather slim and ordinary, I am sorry to say.

 

Maybe there's another escort out there who loves to use poppers AND has a fetish for nondescript forearms?

 

I don't want my lifelong popper fantasy to be destroyed by my puny arm anatomy! LOL.

 

(There is a tongue planted firmly in my cheek here, and it is not yet Eric Hassan's.)

Edited July 20, 2018 by NowOrNever

[Beancounter]

I guess I would be a disappointment to Eric Hassan then, despite our apparent mutual love of poppers. My forearms are nothing to write home about; rather slim and ordinary, I am sorry to say.

 

Maybe there's another escort out there who loves to use poppers AND has a fetish for nondescript forearms?

 

I don't want my lifelong popper fantasy to be destroyed by my puny arm anatomy! LOL.

For goodness sake! Get a grip, honey! Mr. Hassan couldn’t care less about your arms. Hire him, indulge your popper fantasy and move on with your life. You’re overthinking this. Sounds like this is your first hire. If you think every meeting you’re going to have will be perfect you’re sadly mistaken. This “woe is me”song and dance won’t play in Peoria.

 

Again...take the Hassan plunge and report back to us.

[+ harey]

[NowOrNever]

For goodness sake! Get a grip, honey! Mr. Hassan couldn’t care less about your arms. Hire him, indulge your popper fantasy and move on with your life. You’re overthinking this. Sounds like this is your first hire. If you think every meeting you’re going to have will be perfect you’re sadly mistaken. This “woe is me”song and dance won’t play in Peoria.

 

Again...take the Hassan plunge and report back to us.

 

LOL, dude, I was just kidding!

 

I thought that it was obvious.

 

Who would really let puny forearms prevent him from having hot, knock-down, drag-out sex with a popper-loving hunk?

 

I suppose tongue-in-cheek comments work best in person, when people can hear the tone in your voice and read your facial expression. Flat text on a message board doesn't translate as well and does not give the full feeling of what you want to say and how you want to say it.

 

While my forearms may not be noteworthy, I hope that Mr. Hassan will still find other parts of my anatomy sufficiently impressive and enticing.

[NowOrNever]

 

I would not say no to Captain America joining Eric Hassan and me.

 

(Just in case he is reading this thread.)

[Despardo]

For goodness sake! Get a grip, honey! Mr. Hassan couldn’t care less about your arms. Hire him, indulge your popper fantasy and move on with your life. You’re overthinking this. Sounds like this is your first hire. If you think every meeting you’re going to have will be perfect you’re sadly mistaken. This “woe is me”song and dance won’t play in Peoria.

 

Again...take the Hassan plunge and report back to us.

Eric is terrific and really nice. Hire him.

[+ Eric Hassan]

LOL, dude, I was just kidding!

 

I thought that it was obvious.

 

Who would really let puny forearms prevent him from having hot, knock-down, drag-out sex with a popper-loving hunk?

 

I suppose tongue-in-cheek comments work best in person, when people can hear the tone in your voice and read your facial expression. Flat text on a message board doesn't translate as well and does not give the full feeling of what you want to say and how you want to say it.

 

While my forearms may not be noteworthy, I hope that Mr. Hassan will still find other parts of my anatomy sufficiently impressive and enticing.

 

I love you guys Forearms are my thing, but they're not my only thing, and I would never allow my personal lack of attraction to your forearms allow me to miss out on everything else you've got to offer. So, uh, bring it ...

 

And @Beancounter - you beautiful man! - I'm stealing "the Hassan plunge"

[NowOrNever]

I love you guys Forearms are my thing, but they're not my only thing....

 

I don't know why I have never even paid attention before, but OMG, these things can be hot!

 

 

 

 

Forget the poppers! Let's just get together and sniff forearms! LOL!

[+ Eric Hassan]

I don't know why I have never even paid attention before, but OMG, these things can be hot!

 

Forget the poppers! Let's just get together and sniff forearms! LOL!

 

EXACTLY!!! But let's do more than just sniff forearms

[NowOrNever]

EXACTLY!!! But let's do more than just sniff forearms

 

Be careful, sir, or you will unleash my deviant beast, who is always just under the surface, struggling to break free and drag all nearby hunky men down into a pit of unspeakable debauchery. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

 

You have been warned.

[+ Eric Hassan]

Be careful, sir, or you will unleash my deviant beast, who is always just under the surface, struggling to break free and drag all nearby hunky men down into a pit of unspeakable debauchery. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

 

You have been warned.

 

that doesn't scare me bring it on.