The Humble MT - Los Angeles

[FrequentMassageGetter]

https://rentmasseur.com/TheHumbleMT

 

Anyone been?

[FrequentMassageGetter]

Just reviewed him. What's annoying is he posts nude pictures in his private pictures section... and has "sensual" listed as the type of massage he offers... yet... that is not at all factual. Strictly therapeutic.

 

At the end of the massage he wanted to talk about my experience. “Did the massage meet your expectations?” he inquired. “Not really.” I said trying to be as polite and delicate as possible given the situation. “I thought it would be more sensual.” I said. He replied “I don’t do that.”

 

IF YOU DON’T DO THAT STOP POSTING SUGGESTIVE PICTURES IN YOUR AD!!! (I shouted in my own head)

 

Why post shirtless pictures or nude pictures in your ad if you are not going to be shirtless or nude during the massage?

 

Answer: To trick people in booking a massage. It's the classic bait and switch.

 

What's ironic is... he presents himself as this "deep" and "spiritual" and "principled" guru... and yet... engages in petty deception as a general practice.

 

Getting off my soapbox now.

[+ glutes]

Getting off my soapbox now.

 

Well let me get on my soapbox!

 

Just like Layne and some others. pure bait and switch.

 

He got you into the showroom...

[Ludo]

Did anyone ask him directly about the discrepancy?

[Iwanttheoneicanthave]

And was the massage itself good? It is a very affordable rate.

[FrequentMassageGetter]

Massage was good

[fratphysicals]

I believe he also requests a face pic before agreeing to meet anyone, which is typically a sign of guys who only do this work to work on hot guys. I’m not sure who this guy thinks he is - not to be rude but he’s not very attractive.