Suckin' Ludacris's Dick

[Rick Munroe]

I never really paid attention to hip-hop lyrics before but while just doing a google search, I came across the lyrics for Ludacris's "song" entitled "Hood Stuck." Here is my favorite section:

 

You might go blind in my briefs cause my dick is too long

I'm gettin nutt while I'm singin this song

and there is enough for everybody in da party

while ya'll hittin da bong

But ya'll be hittin my schlong

you play the flute quite nicely

When teeth interrupt, you can watch as I get fiesty

 

I'm not sure what's worse: the use of "schlong" or the rhyming of "nicely" with "fiesty." All I know is, he hasn't been sucked by Rick Munroe because my teeth never "interrupt."

[boypayer]

Well...if "diversity" includes hip-hop and "singing" of Ludacris' "song" is art, I choose to opt out. I have an open mind and am eager to learn but there are, for me, limits. I am, you see, pro-choice :-)

[TerryP]

Sort of OT, but just saw a commercial for Law and Order: SVU, and noticed that Ludacris is guest-starring this week. It airs on Tuesday night.

[boypayer]

Whooppee! I had rather sort my sock drawer

[VaHawk]

"Well...if "diversity" includes hip-hop and "singing" of Ludacris' "song" is art, I choose to opt out. I have an open mind and am eager to learn but there are, for me, limits. I am, you see, pro-choice "

 

HUH??? Anyone else understand this inane dribble???? x(

[VaHawk]

Yeah, I'm SURE Ludacris, with his MILLIONS really "gives a shit" about a bunch of old pansy-assed white queens "dissing him" on a board devoted to hiring escorts! :7

 

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

 

:7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7

[Rick Munroe]

>Yeah, I'm SURE Ludacris, with his MILLIONS really "gives a

>shit" about a bunch of old pansy-assed white queens "dissing

>him"

 

Why do you assume that everyone who posts here is old and white? But you're absolutely right...the fact that Ludacris has "millions" means that none of us has the right to critique or ridicule his lyrics. Who do we think we are, anyway? This is George Bush's America and we must never mock a millionaire.

[VaHawk]

Because its TRUE???? :7

[Rick Munroe]

>Because its TRUE???? :7

 

Wow, you have an amazing computer. When I read the message center here, mine only shows words, but you can actually see the people who type the words and you know their age and race? Pretty cool.

[+ Axiom2001]

>Because its TRUE???? :7

 

 

"Because (sic) it's TRUE???? :7 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

[VaHawk]

Hey, save the marketing campaign for someone who CARES???? :7

 

Hey, whats the matter, you can't read the profiles, and the responses to postings, to figure "out" what is what and who is who???

 

Sorry, but that doesn't make me either a profiler nor a racist, no matter how you try to "spin" it otherwise"!

 

I read all about your HIV+ stance on clients with Lucky, but I'm not Lucky, so spin it all you choose to do so, as it still won't be sweet tasting cotton candy to me!

 

So, if it was a white rapper, e,g, Eminem who sang these lyrics, would you have opened a thread about it??? I'd guess NO!!!

 

Which is WHY you got the response from me that you did!!!! Upset you much?? OBVIOUSLY, as you know, racism, despite the pretty paper that you wrap it in, still STINKS! :-(

[+ deej]

>This is George Bush's America

 

Are you trying to turn this thread political? :+

[Rick Munroe]

>Hey, whats the matter, you can't read the profiles, and the

>responses to postings, to figure "out" what is what and who is

>who???

 

No, most profiles here just give the person's name and city (which may or may not even be factual), not their age and race.

 

>Sorry, but that doesn't make me either a profiler nor a

>racist, no matter how you try to "spin" it otherwise"!

 

I never said or even implied that you were racist, but you are the one who brought race into this thread, not me. I thought Ludacris's lyrics were dumb, and his skin color had nothing to do with it, but you seem to think it does.

 

>So, if it was a white rapper, e,g, Eminem who sang these

>lyrics, would you have opened a thread about it??? I'd guess

>NO!!!

 

You're absolutely right, because even though I think he's awful (except for when he made the anti-Bush video), I would never criticize Eminem because he is white and we whiteys must all stick together. :+

[Rick Munroe]

>Are you trying to turn this thread political? :+

 

Yes, because I think it would be hysterical to have a thread called "Suckin' Ludacris's Dick" in the Politics forum.

[boypayer]

To make it perfectly clear: I think hip-hop in general and Ludicris's "music" in particular is stupid, not entertaining, not art, and not worth my time. Does ANYONE believe I do not have the right to make this decision and to express my opinion? I do not give a da*n about his race, politics, opinion, or many things I did not mention. I was not the first to mention his "song" but I will not engage in this drivel any further! Political correctness be da*ned!

[stripfan]

>>Are you trying to turn this thread political? :+

>

>Yes, because I think it would be hysterical to have a thread

>called "Suckin' Ludacris's Dick" in the Politics forum.

 

 

 

LOL Rick. I always enjoy your posts and your ability to say the right thing at the right time. Bravo!

 

Stripfan

[+ Axiom2001]

The other day as I drove in the rain on the beautiful Highway 1 in Monterey, CA on my way to do some errands in Pacific Grove, I thought of this post/thread. I recalled Rick's guidelines of some 2 years ago where he coached us to how he'd like to have his hot ass rimmed. My mind sparked: I smiled and said to myself that Ludacris, in his lyrics, did in essence the same as Rick at this site! :9

[Lookin]

<LOL Rick. I always enjoy your posts and your ability to say the right thing at the right time. Bravo!>

 

Me too, Rick. But how'd everyone let him slide by with that "bunch of pansy-assed queens" shot?

 

Wathup with that?