Viceroy10

I initially texted other guys on rentmasseur but they weren’t available, and since I’m only here in Seattle for a few days, might as well try some “locals”. This guy named Taka (as per reviews on rentmasseur) responded quickly. Side note: I am writing this review here and not on rentmasseur because I think it needs to be heard. In rentmasseur, most of his reviews are positive which I don’t know why. There are several who made some honest reviews but he’s quick to like clap back at them. 
His photos are headless torsos and in his thongs so I was like taking a gamble with him. It also looks like he’s a bottom in those pics. When I arrived at the place, there were no spots left on the street so I have to pay 20 bucks for the parking. His location is at capitol hill which I think is the lgbt neighborhood in seattle. He went downstairs to fetch me, and as he opened the door, I saw his facial reaction, like he lost a bet or kinda disgusted by my presence. I know I’m not handsome and a little chub, you just had to rub it in right? Anyway, the feeling is kinda mutual, because you know why his photos on rentmasseur are headless? Well yeah, I’ll just leave it at that. Dunno why clients said he’s a good looking guy tho. Anyway, so I took a chance. Anyway, just to take note, his profile says sensual, or mutual touch with release. Ok, let’s keep that in mind. His place really is in an old building, and his apartment really looks a bit run down, which is ok as long as you’re clean. His place tho had a lot of stuff and furniture and portraits of art or like naked guys or girls and some other trinkets which btw, screams bottom. Nothing wrong with that, I had a bottom masseur before that was really nice and his place is immaculate. So anyway, his english I think is limited so we had difficulty communicating. He allowed me to strip and laid on his massage bed that is huge btw, face down. He started massaging me with the use of an oil that seems to be either really drying or he’s just too stingy when applying. It made the gliding and stroking of his arms and elbows non sensual. Like he meant for it that way, which btw, some negative reviews commented. His techniques are basic elbow shiatsu stuff with a decent amount of pressure, but he never initiated anything sensual in between my as* cheeks and thighs or groin area which I always get from any sensual massage. After that “routine” he asked me to turn over. Of course I wouldn’t be aroused with that routine so I was disappointed. He then started some lame moves to try to get me going (which was very lame I’d rather not describe) but I was checking his facial reactions, and again, he’s looking away looking like he’s completely disgusted. He never incorporated some other sensual stuff like n**ple pl*y or playing with the as* cr*ck whatsoever which is fine, but what I hated is that it feels like he’s deliberately doing some de-h*rnyfying moves. He started the “release” portion with the attitude of let’s get it over with. I tried the mutual touching part but he kept on budging and moving away. Ok, so I guess it’s only for certain clients and we know which clients are those, until I finished. And you know the first thing he did, went straight to the bathroom, swung the door open which made a whack sound and started washing his hands. It really made me feel so bad about myself. Afterwards, he brought a really small, barely damp towel and 1 piece of wipes and handed it to me, which to my understanding, clean yourself up. Ok, I was laying there, shocked, like I had the worst customer service ever, and so I wiped myself while he hurriedly dressed himself. And as soon as he did that, I started dressing to, like he’s saying b*tch what are you still doing here. And so I asked him if I could go to the bathroom, and composed myself before I came out and gave him the payment with tip. I shouldn’t have tipped him tho lol kidding. He offered water so kudos to that. And he was quiet the whole time so after putting my shoes on, I said my good bye, and walked myself down to their front door. 
Moral of the story: find a masseur that doesn’t discriminate based on the client’s appearance. Again, that’s why I prefer straight masseurs rather than having diva’s live waving at your face. I think also moving forward, to my japanese sister, please just ask photos of your clients before accepting them, so in that way, you would grab clients that is to your liking. Idk why that should make sense because that is rentmasseur and not grindr or sniffies. 
anyway I just need to delete that memory in my mind now.
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Just visited Wet Dreamz and learned a new scam.
Stripper grabs me as I walk in and asks if I want to do a private, I can fuck him. He was cute so I asked how much. He said “600 for the room and 400 for the sex” I said that 400 pesos ($20) is really cheap. He said its late and he wants to make some money at the end of the night. I said OK.
When it was over, I felt generous and gave him 1,000 pesos (about $50). He said “no, $400 USD.” I reminded him of our conversation and said I can talk to the manager to straighten it out. He accepted the money and we went our separate ways.
 I’ve always advocated for Wet Dreamz despite its reputation here. Not any more. Avoid it.
No one had ever quoted me USD for anything anywhere ever in PV. You don’t expect it, it’s an easy miss, and a younger me would be way too timid to have said anything. Be careful, guys, and please share this.

Be very careful using credit cards at strip clubs in Mexico.  The previous strip club at B-Mine's location (Pervert) had several reviews from customers who were scammed by staff.  The customers tried to pay with credit card, and the staff told the customers the card was declined and had to use the ATM and pay the tab with cash.  Then, when each customer returned home, the customers found the credit card charge had indeed gone through so they paid twice.  They couldn't dispute the charge with the credit card company because it wasn't a duplicate charge.
This almost happened to me at Pervert (now B-Mine) in Puerto Vallarta.  I paid my tab with a credit card, and when staff told me the charge didn't go through and I had to pay in cash, I immediately called my credit card company to find out why the charge didn't go through.  After waiting on hold for what seemed like an eternity, the credit card company told me the charge went through.  As soon as I told the staff that they said okay and let me be on my way.  It was only later that I read the multiple reviews of this same scan which got other customers paying twice.  I was able to catch it, but the staff is counting on you being drunk and wanting to leave to go meet more guys

Checked out the scene in PV for a weekend 
Puerto Vallarta 
Anthropology - not sure how they stay in business.  they are so far over and really don't have any good guys.  The past several trips I did go to check it out and it was like I was waking them up by coming in.  Was only a handful of other customers.  Used to be amazing back in the day.  Big private rooms upstairs.  No cover. Cash only bar and entertainers, anything goes. 
Wet - Love the redesign - Shower behind the bar looks awesome.  good amount of entertainers each night prob 15. Stays open late till like 3am or 4am depending on the crowd.  No cover.  Cash only for most bar or entertainers.  The bar does take cards if you pay a certain amount of buy bottle service - just not for a few drinks.  Back room 500 pesos and were large with benches.  Entertainers anything goes 1500 pesos.  They do do shows in the open in the shower behind the bar nude and on a pole in the back of the and will come pester for tips weather you watched the show or not which is annoying.  
Club 69 - Fun club.  No cover charge.  Cash only bar and entertainers.  2 levels which is cool.  Private rooms downstairs 500 pesos with padded bench and large mirror. Entertainers were 1500-2000 pesos for anything goes.  They are aggressive on their public shows and demanding tips.  half the guys are fun, half are asleep on uninterested and on their phones.  the manager gets on the PA and tells people to either tip or leave which kinda annoyed me.
B-Mine (formerly Pervert) - wow nice space.  Completely gutted the old Pervert club and renovated it.  Upon entry as you go up to the second level, if you look up you walk under a shower with a plexiglass floor and can see the guys showering above you (if someone's in there).  Club has 2 poles and multiple backrooms.  No cover charge and they *do* accept credit cards for both the bar and backroom/entertainers.  Backrooms are the nicest and there is also a suite in the basement with a hot tub and bed. Only a handful of guys, two of which were hot and did offer pretty reasonable private show fees.  
Casa Capula - Has full nude pool parties and reg pool parties.  Both feature go-go dancers who offer extra services in a side area
Tijuana
Premier Mens Club - Fun club.  Went two nights back to back.  One for their Mens Only night and one for regular night.  Mens only was cool but I felt like there was less dancers.  They do have more m4m shows with full action, and some audience interactions.  I felt the non-mens only night/regular night was better.  There was a lot more dancers and better vibe.  Probably 20 or so dancers on a long catwalk with poles at each end.  music is loud and the same beat all night.  Drag shows at like 2am.  They still open till 5 or 6am.  Mixture of seats along side the stage as well as high top tables and booths.  There is a dark room for guests and private room in the club as well.  If at any point you want to talk to the dancer or want an open floor lap dance, either signal the entertainer or tell a waiter who will get them for you. They dance and grind on you for few minutes as long your tipping.  USD is welcome here as well as Mexican Pesos. 
Private was $500 pesos for the room and varies what for the entertainer.  Private room is behind the main bar and you have to be buzzed in.  two rooms with curtain booths that have a chair and mirror.  Had some fun back there.  Club seems to be cash only.  There is a cover charge of 100 pesos. ATM is down the street at the casino or in one of the gad stations.  Be careful as Tijuana is a major strip club city for straight guys and police are known to shake people down regularly.  Uber between the border and the club and back.  It's literally 5 minutes each way but worth it.  Club has always been safe.  There is a bath house above it by the same owner with rooms to rent and hotel next door that the entertainers recommend for more in-depth shows with rooms for $40 usd.  
Mr. TJ Mens Spa / Only Boys Spa - New Mens Massage Studio for gay men. Has 12-15 masseurs working offering various massage. Sports, tantric and more.  Tantric both parties are nude and was 1400 pesos. Well run, clean and professional. Takes cards.  Had Jean-Carlos who was amazing.
 

keep in mind that the "Ped West" port of entry closes at like 2pm.  This is the one that is directly next to the outlet mall parking deck that has the bridge into TJ dropping you right in front of  tho rginal gay complex Extacis/Fusion (long closed from a fire).  That bridge only has limited hours like 6am-2pm each day - 
Border Wait Times
BWT.CBP.GOV After that point of entry closes, you just have to walk further over to the regular San Ysidro border crossing by the trolly stop/McDonalds which is 24/7 but further from premier (still walking distance on usa side - an extra 5-10 minutes).   There is an ATM inside that gas station as you come out on the Mexico side that's safe to use to get pesos.  DO NOT got to an ATM on ave revolucion as the cops watch for this and stop you and shake you down.   Uber between the border and Premier - it's like $3 usd and well worth the safety it gives.
Also - be very clear with them if you want a private show.  Don't accept nods.  If your using translator app, have them write back what they are agreeing to.  once you go to the back they have you $40 usd for the room. Last time the dancer then changed his story of what he would do back there, after we were already back there and the room was paid for.  Seemed like the other dancers were more pushing to take privates to the bath house upstairs - which used to be included in premier admission charge.
Make sure to have your passport or passport card as they are stamping them now in retaliation to trump.  If you don't its $300 usd fine or bribe.

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Lake Steam is a legit, historic steam and sauna in Denver. Although some people try and test the limits as to what they are truly about (detoxing and health), those who disrespect the place are quickly shown the door. It's a shame that some men, and not just self identifying gay men, try to turn the place into something sleazy. Massages are legit as well. If you're looking for sex, there is Pleasure's a block away. Go there first and then relax at LS. But don't go there and ruin it for the rest of us life long customers.

I just checked and it seems normal to me. 
Is there a chance you typed in massagefinder.com instead? Same company, same look and feel, but focused on more purely therapeutic practices and has men and women. 

Remember to be careful, as spas and bathhouses were the leading cause of the last Monkeypox outbreaks, and Monkeypox is back again in Montreal:
 
 

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