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A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He sits at the bar and says he'll have a beer. The ostrich says the same, and the cat says he'll have the same, BUT he isn't going to pay for it. Bartender says that will be$16.46. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly $16.46. Next week, same bar, same trio. This time he orders single malt scotch. Ostrich has the same as does the cat, BUT he isn't going to pay for it. Tab comes to $31.81. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly $31.81. Bartender asks how he does it. He says years ago he was granted three wishes. Most people would ask for a million dollars and blow it quickly. Rather he asked that anytime he had to pay for something, no mater how expensive, all he had to do was reach into his pocket and voila! Bartender asked what his other two wishes were. He replied, a chick with long legs and a tight pussy.

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I see he is back in ATL, Any info?

Rod Taylor on Hong Kong. I was in second grade and don't know if I had a bigger crush on him or his little sports car, a Sunbeam?

I strip down to my underwear and play the violin

Does he have a G string?

Taking it back a couple of decades...or more...

 

1. Eric Manchester - Most talented tongue ever, hands down.

2. Rick Pantera - very close 2nd. Hard to choose.

3. Jon Vincent

4. Nick Harmon

5. Really tall Brazilian - amazing body -from The Gaity w/ snake tattoo running up his leg. Brain freeze - anybody?

Enzo?

all these responses, but. . . . WHERE ARE THE NIPS?