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  1. Hey, don't knock dentures... Remember that they can get taken out for special occasions and for special people. One day you might get lucky and be so special...
  2. I commend all three of you guys for doing the NUT thing... I always have some nuts on hand... and especially walnuts. I love almonds as well, but they have been known to crack a tooth or two or three so I tread more gingerly with them. At any rate, both are a great source of omega 3... the perfect balance to the omega 6 found in peanuts. In any event, to all you NUTTY guys... Remember that you can't spell NUTS without a "U" in it!!! Welcome to the club and enjoy!
  3. ctc is correct!!!! Most definitely refrigerate it. I do so immediately after it is purchased (see my post above as I grind my own) and never have had a problem. Another trick to know about is that it can also be frozen. It will keep for quite a while, thaws out perfectly, the consistency remains stable, and the flavor is not affected. I first did this when I had extra on hand was to be away for an extended period... I gave it a shot and it worked perfectly. As I said a good trick to know... Note: when freshly ground the oil dies not readily separate. It happens over time as is evidenced by the natural peanut butter that is pre-packaged and sold in jars.
  4. Interestingly today I made my bimonthly trek across town to visit a natural food store where you are able to grind your own fresh peanut butter. I would never by the processed stuff from a jar! Read the ingredients... and like most processed foods it's loaded with junk... Well that's just the way that I am... and I'm not only that way with peanut butter either... At any rate, in my estimation it's the only way to go. Plus, it tastes like fresh roasted peanuts that you would nibble on at the ball park! It does not get much better than that! Still others might actually prefer the taste if the jar variety with it's added sugar, salt, and whatever else. Heck if that's your thing...enjoy! Incidentally, in a recent thread I mentioned that Publix in Florida etc. sells freshly ground peanut butter in their deli department. It kind of takes the fun out of grinding it yourself, but it is quite yummy as well. So when I'm down south that the route that I take. ...and to think that when I was in high school I loved sandwiches made with Skippy and crushed potato chips!!!! Those days are long over!!!!! PS: Forgot to mention... The freshly ground stub is SMOOTH all the way!
  5. The Ignite... Sold only to guys with degrees from MIT as that's what's needed to put it on!!! Incidentally the rear view would not post but that looks even more complicated...!!! See it at... http://www.665leather.com/page/100/PROD/10010/10358 http://www.665leather.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/10358L1.jpg
  6. Funguy, since we have discussed styles of harnesses you know that we are in total agreement about that. I would rip the thing off of him in a minute as it hides the double prize... The dude's hot and suckable nips!! Not to mention too much of those luscious pecs! Well, here's where we respectively part company... The harness is actually a Magnum... and while it indeed can be a bit "noiso"... a bit boring... and does not add much excitement as you say... Neither does it detract or cover up things. So perhaps it is a sin of omission as opposed to being a sin of commission. Plus, umm... umm... and you knew this... It is the same model that I own... So I guess that I would have to do something else to "excite" you if we ever meet... Perhaps the bullhide flogger shown below in my signature??!! Sounds like fun to me!!! Below is a better view of the Magnum in the version available from 665 Leather... Incidentally it does not look nearly as good on me... BIG LOL! http://www.665leather.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/5242t.jpg
  7. Well if these are gonna be BVB's two assistants. I'm gonna be spending a LOT of time in the Florida offices... http://gayleathermen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/torsos2.jpg?w=450&h=304
  8. Forgot to mention, BVB will be in charge of Florida marketing... Something tells me it will be a big seller at LeatherWerks and the RamRod... not to mention Tropixx. I will be toggling between both locations... to keep you guys on your toes!
  9. So sick that I'm applying for the job!!! Though Basilio... Scusi! Il nome in italiano è BASILICO... come l'erba... lui sarà perfetto per il lavoro! Ho detto che sei un genio! Damn! Funguy is a marketing genius and Basil will be perfect as well!
  10. I think we are on our way... Yes, I always envisioned chains as part of the setup... Plus, I like the idea of it being a full harness as well. Now we make a prototype and you as director of marketing can pitch it to the guys a 665 Leather in West Hollywood. Of course others are invited to join in on the enterprise as well. If the item takes off we can get a nice cut of the action and that will help subsidize any expenses related to our hobby... Sounds like a plan!
  11. I'm working on it! However, I may need to consult with a couple of you guys. Some sort of leather nippy niner harness?!? To help keep the nips pumped up, erect, and in the perfect position. To help keep both players in the perfect position?!? Gonna need some help with this one!
  12. Well... that's what makes you such a fun guy, funguy! BINGO!!!! That's it! Plus, it tops my feeble attempt! Now you need to go to the Urban Dictionary so as to assure that it becomes a part of everyday parlance... Well at least among those of us with sick minds that is!
  13. "Un sessantanove dei capezzoli... A nip 69!!! What a genius... What creativity! Damn, I'm thinking of all the times that I've done the mutual nipple thing and we always did it in a quite different manner. We would take turns licking, sucking, and bitting... combined with quite a bit of simultaneous tugging, pinching,and pulling. Now I'm nobody, but you would think that at least several EOYs would have suggested such a scenario. Here we were doing it standing up, on our knees, from behind, etc. Of course that would allow us more opportunities to kiss while partaking in the pleasures... But still it only proves that Dr. Funguy is indeed the "gran nume" here! I have referenced him as "il dottore enciclopedico"... No wonder! Such erudition! Such knowledge! Such a sick mind! So ahead of the curve as to invent such a scenario!!! Perhaps we should name the move after him... As in the "funsty nine"!!! The prowess, the inventiveness, the ingenuity... and all in one package! We salute you!
  14. The WG translation with comments added in parentheses. "Oh! Sono stato un cattivo ragazzo così che ero bravo! Davvero buono! Meglio che mai. Ma non era la notte scorsa - era Domenica e Martedì. Prima ho avuto un 69 dei capezzoli e poi ho avuto un lavoro fuori come il nostro amico sul letto. Differenza era morsetti giapponesi." Oh! I was a bad boy such that I was good! Really good! (As in they would have been shouting bravo if there were an audience!) Better than ever! But it was not last night... It was on Sunday and Tuesday. First I had a nipple 69. (WOW!) Then I had a workout in bed with our friend. The Japanese nipple clamps made the difference. (As they always do!) Ah! Caro amico! Sei un diavolo davvero!!! Ma sei il nuovo gran nume che veneriamo! funguy can translate that!
  15. As promised for all you good guys out there... The entire scene... I know that BVB is a good guy and and has been good ... so I would gladly post the conclusion of the scene not only for him, but also for all the other good guys... such as JAG... who have been following this thread. But funguy... I'm not so sure... I don't believe him when he says that he would be good! In verità, un uccellino mi ha detto che il nostro Funguy era un cattivo ragazzino ieri sera.... ma buon tipo che io sono, non voglio rovinarlo per tutti gli altri... Funguy, sei un diavolo davvero!!!! (In truth, a little birdie told me that our funguy was a bad little boy last night... but good guy that I am, I don't want to ruin it for everyone else. Funguy you devil!) It certainly would not be fair to penalize the others due to the actions of one person, here it goes... Too hot to post here directly! However, if you can set things so as to view them in sequence it will enhance the effect... as in setting them up in successive windows and then clicking on them in quick succession. Too bad it's not a video... and as JAG suggests... It's too bad that there's not a soundtrack to go with it! Enjoy! http://33.media.tumblr.com/1b148830439dce7c3641ca20cd4c3582/tumblr_n6xzw82lPv1rrt383o1_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/72a7b777bfb6eb58509349a034777a5a/tumblr_n6xzw82lPv1rrt383o2_250.gif http://37.media.tumblr.com/47b42bac879579d848a2c11d150cd971/tumblr_n6xzw82lPv1rrt383o4_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/47b42bac879579d848a2c11d150cd971/tumblr_n6s2fovqK71t8vguho4_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/6ae54a63c7f08f68e24407f7b2e2d816/tumblr_n6s2fovqK71t8vguho5_250.gif http://37.media.tumblr.com/705a0e50c7580c590b3909cc20afa903/tumblr_n6s2fovqK71t8vguho6_250.gif Incidentally, I would wanna be the guy on his back... Though I personally would prefer to be wearing chained nipple clamps to enhance the effect... Still, I would settle for the scene as is... Who wouldn't.??? Of course I love the fact that the other guy just can't seem to get enough and is milking things for all that he can get! Good to the last drop as the saying goes!
  16. To get you guys through hump day... Here's a situation where it would certainly help to have a third hand... http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c9a90dcb8cedcde18b01cf828a089d8/tumblr_n5ikofdj5v1t18lt6o2_400.gif Or even better, the following scenario... even though I'm not quite sure what might be going on here... ;-) http://31.media.tumblr.com/6430050772568479d373051d591d072e/tumblr_n5ikofdj5v1t18lt6o1_400.gif Still in a pinch, the following always works... at least it would put a smile on my face! http://37.media.tumblr.com/d6de55a58d642ea1a01f69cc79742a9f/tumblr_n5e7eoPa891s9yvwso1_400.gif Just love the tongue action in this one... The suck and swirl... or is it swirl and suck!?! Again big smile on my face! http://38.media.tumblr.com/1a26d30ed159dc0806c814c82a82eab1/tumblr_mvs2jkwZjw1s9yvwso1_400.gif Now to quote BVB, today's "Money Shot"... not sure if it's better than yesterday's... but I'm trying! http://33.media.tumblr.com/1b148830439dce7c3641ca20cd4c3582/tumblr_n6xzw82lPv1rrt383o1_250.gif If you guys are good I might consider posting what happens next... possibly... We shall see... but only if you're good...
  17. At at times a bit of self-play can be fun! Gee! I wonder what his other hand is doing?! http://38.media.tumblr.com/8d2dc29a7a05ade56a582009c776a4e7/tumblr_n8mxbi1ssi1s9yvwso1_400.gif However many of us need a more aggressive version to get things revved up! http://38.media.tumblr.com/489e45fa388c22213ce6214eb368867d/tumblr_mzbdbgwBuj1s5ladoo1_400.gif Still, when something else is added into the equation it gets even better! http://37.media.tumblr.com/c3ef802f8f1d57796af08fb71e09e3df/tumblr_n8sy3u2IVK1r65x3eo1_500.gif Okay, one more... And this one is YUMMY HOT! http://37.media.tumblr.com/862f74d573e1c7daf6433fa22e4044ff/tumblr_n7jd4wIPte1rj4gt8o1_250.gif
  18. Based in his last couple of postings the illustrious Okie has a fascination with spanking and belts. However, it is not exactly a new fascination. I remember that there was a hot scenario from several years ago that involved (if I recall correctly) Andrew Justice, David, a belt, and a video camera the likes of which are rarely seen in good ol' down home Oklahoma... unless of course Okie is there masterminding the scene that is!!!
  19. Like BVB I found the initial section somewhat disturbing at first. However, I am not one to be a hypocrite. My years in parochial school were in essence my introduction to S&M, and in more ways than one. In addition, to the stations of the cross there were the ubiquitous stories of martyrdom and torture. Though for some reason the history of the Spanish Inquisition was curiously overlooked. Of course that did not stop the good sisters and later brothers from practicing certain aspects that were learned from said inquisition. So yes, along with my innate curiosity regarding S&M, my catholic education certainly fostered any inclinations that I had along those lines. In fact I first learned what a flogger was (not to mention a Saint Andrew's cross) as an innocent child sitting in a classroom wearing the requisite school uniform terrified not to do anything that would not displease any of those frustrated good sisters. At any rate, I must thank Epigonos for his thoughtful and actuate post setting the record straight regarding crucifixion. From what I saw of the previews of that movie it did not look totally authentic to me either. Regarding crucifixion and its depiction in art, I can only add that often the nails were shown as placed in the palm of the hand when they were in actuality placed in the wrist so as adequately to support the weight of the victim's body. One more point as touched upon by Epigonos, I spent my freshman year at a catholic high school before thankfully transferring to public school. The brothers, many of whom I am sure were gay, certainly stressed that Christ having done heavy manual labor up until the age of thirty, would have not only been quite muscular, but a tough hombre as well. I can still see the lust in the eyes of my religion teacher as he described the well-developed brawny body of Christ enduring his intense flogging at the hands of the Romans.
  20. Thanks!!! I love short shorts!!!! May the clothing designers who have propagated the concept of "long" shorts and swimwear be consigned to the ash heap of designer history!!!
  21. Charlie... I almost was going to mention the late Adam Faust. He was a particular favorite of mine when he was in NYC. His real first name was Adam and he chose Faust for obvious reasons as that was one of his specialties and something that he practiced in his private life. However, we never even remotely got involved with fisting as his other specialty was BDSM. Again it was something that he practiced in his private sex life. He was a really great guy... so kind and caring. I am not sure what happened after he left NYC and moved to LA in order to further his film career, but he is sadly missed.
  22. Recently I was searching an Italian dictionary and stumbled across the following: Fisting: atto sessuale in cui uno dei due partner inserisce un pugno chiuso nell'organo genitale dell'altro. (Well no need to really translate...) It seems that the Italians don't have a word for "fisting" and use the English word. I guess they also like to use the English word partner as well. I wonder if the Germans refer to fisting as being "fausting" since "faust" is the German word for fist. Makes me wonder if Goethe or perhaps Gounod had a thing for it as well!
  23. Well, technically speaking you are correct... However, Aquarius in name and myth is dripping with water. Hence, my jocular reference... Aquarius is the eleventh zodiacal sign and one which has always been connected with water. To the Babylonians it represented an overflowing urn, and they associated this with the heavy rains which fell in their eleventh month, whilst the Egyptians saw the constellation as Hapi, the god of the Nile. Greek legend, however, tells of Ganymede, an exceptionally handsome, young prince of Troy. He was spotted by Zeus, who immediately decided that he would make a perfect cup-bearer. The story then differs - one version telling how Zeus sent his pet eagle, Aquila, to carry Ganymede to Olympus, another that it was Zeus, himself, disguised as an eagle, who swept up the youth and carried him to the home of the gods. In either case, once Ganymede arrived, he had to contend with the wrath of Hera, wife of Zeus. She was annoyed on two counts - firstly, that her husband should have such strong feelings for a mere boy and, secondly, that Ganymede was to occupy the favoured position previously held by her own daughter Hebe, goddess of youth. But Zeus was not to be thwarted and Ganymede, often riding on Aquila and always carrying the golden cup, accompanied the great god on his travels, impressing him with his kindness. This was made manifest when, realising how in need of water the people on earth were, he pleaded with Zeus to be allowed to help them and was given permission to send down rain. Eventually he was glorified as Aquarius, god of rain, and placed amongst the stars. Plus, I would bet the farm that good ol' Zeus had a fling or two with his young boy toy during their "travels"... and even a fling with a bit of "aqua" as well!!!!
  24. I'm an Aquarian... and ironically have never been into water sports... Perhaps I missed my true calling...
  25. W Last I knew they were called love handles... not a bad thing to have... especially if you forget to wear your harness.
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