We get the Hallmark Channel and also the super schmaltz Hallmark Movie Channel.
I really like watching the Hallmark Movie Channel at like 3:00 am if I can't sleep. Right now I think it's back-to-back Christmas in July.
The Christmas movies are all shot in Canada in the fall with fake snow. They all have plots like the hunky young carpenter who's wife died helps a single mom with her plumbing leak after she promised herself she would never fall in love again. Oh, but then he just happens to surprise her with a Christmas tree delivered by a 6-horse sled just before Christmas after the last Christmas tree gets sold from her small town's only Christmas tree lot. They're all schmaltzingly romantic despite the botlike dialogue and great to watch late at night after many beverages have been consumed. The guys are all hot.