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MysticMenace

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  1. Didn't realize it was a rule to use actual first names. I still like my creative drag names. If I were to follow this pop buzz guide, I guess I would be Ornacia Filth. What would your name come out to? Lol.
  2. Hallwaze Onreddy, Bishbettaha Mahmunee, Baiphuleesha
  3. I personally do not care for Steven Seagal (just for a lack of acting talent in general) and Gary Busey (for everything else).
  4. Happy birthday!
  5. I bookmarked this post for future viewing - now, if I could just figure out where I would find the things I bookmarked end up, that'd be great.
  6. I'll aim high and say RuPaul Charles Jr., so I can inherit all that Drag Race legacy.
  7. I have met with him a few times in 2020 and did not observe an air or arrogance about him - quite the opposite actually. He is quite down-to-earth and approachable.
  8. Official Music Video just premiered for Brojob
  9. Relatively new song , so fairly new covers: Morissette Amon (bare) cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvuQ-TWwhw:0 KZ Tandingan cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFMW_SSG7M Moira dela Torre cover Original: - Olivia Rodrigo (I think she's 17, so just sharing the YouTube link to the official video)
  10. I suck at history so I had to look up what Mount Rushmore was built for. So based on a reliable source, Wikipedia, the four presidents in Mount Rushmore were chosen to represent the nation's birth, growth, development and preservation, respectively. If I were to follow the same reasoning for selection, I'd have to say Preston Parker (started for me in BangBros), Cody Cummings, Carter Woods, and Tim Kruger, respectively. If I were just to pick my all time porn favorites to date, then I'd say, in no particular order: Carter Woods, Dante Colle, Griffin Barrows, Max Adonis; although I would prefer to have more than just their faces in the mountain ????
  11. Because the thread is under The Spa, I would neither confirm nor deny the specific locations of where I was stretched in pleasantly surprising ways.
  12. I almost think it is impossible to do this Daryl Ong Boyz II Men Medley cover in karaoke for the following reasons: Boyz II Men songs are already HARD to sing AF The runs on this cover are just ridiculous - not even going to try to attempt them The first 2 bullets with 4 other Daryl Ong's layered and harmonized throughout the medley. I give up.
  13. I made a silly and impulsive purchase and got a Breakthrough 8 Massage Chair. I mean, it's great, lots of options, can lay horizontally and work a lot of stuff, but man, it does not give me a happy ending. ?‍♂️
  14. This! And this helps folks from crazy shopping over TPs. I would say, I prefer those toilets with the attached bidet like the ones at the Aria SkySuites - although if someone can invent a toilet that has a thorough anal douching mechanism (like plop it in the hole once and does like a combo mild/power wash + colonic), I'd definitely invest in that more so than investing on GameStop.
  15. I love your use of font sizes and colors. ?
  16. I get spa mani and pedi - so it would be weird to ask them to collect those clippings and place them in a jar. Id probably be banned.
  17. lmao - I thought this was misplaced and should have been under the Fetish Forum ?
  18. oh right ?‍♂️. I was thinking anal douching since I don't have a vageen. would saying 'anal douching' change your mind?
  19. nice work yet again, @samhexum! my thirsty ass fell for it again.
  20. hmm, let me think... douching recalling Real Housewives or RPDR tea munching a guy's pits finding another guy's prostate dirty talk lol, I guess I need revisit how gay I am - big fat dicks can still intimidate me at times but say you are blindfolded with cheeks apart, could you really tell if a male or female is rimming you? Yes, this! Though Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore can dish some pretty good ones on the fly. Oh, boy...you need someone to dry them up for ya ?
  21. I love you too - in a platonic way, of course ! Sorry I missed y'all in DC in your last visit, but would be fun to hang out with you and Isaiah when you come back!
  22. Chris Damned...damn! width=986pxhttps://hotnakedbigcockmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Sexy-young-Barista-boy-Joey-Mills-hot-bare-ass-bareback-fucked-tattooed-muscle-stud-Chris-Damned-003-gay-porn-pics.jpg[/img]width=986pxhttps://i.imgur.com/IkZTolz.jpg[/img]
  23. yassss! mention it all, @Merboy - mention it all! :D
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