MysticMenace

Had vegan (lasagna) food with a provider (since the provider was vegan and suggested I try one out) after having our fun. It actually was not that bad.

Had vegan (lasagna) food with a provider (since the provider was vegan and suggested I try one out) after having our fun. It actually was not that bad.

Please tell me that this was an intentional pun! Hahaha

Please tell me that this was an intentional pun! Hahaha

You got it, @Xavitv!

who came up with the analogy of opinions being like assholes... coz that analogy is actually quite spot on (and could really visually relate as well); some opinions (assholes) are nice and clean some opinions (assholes) are nasty and dirty some opinions (assholes) are tight that barely anything comes out some opinions (assholes) are so out there and gaping - that could turn some people off some opinions (assholes) are weird

In real life, I combined the first name of my high school crush in the US, and the last name of my childhood guy best friend (who ended up marrying my other childhood girl best friend [who I actually dated in person from ages 12 to 14 in the Philippines and in LDR when I came to the US from 15 to 17] - they have 5 kids now), who, in retrospect, I may have had a crush on.

Aya M Cequinine

Does menstruation feel good? ?‍♂️ I do have sensitive nipples to, and it drives me wild when guys just go to town on them. I used to be so conscious about my moaning and groaning, but after a few providers have told me how they got really turned on and just wanted to bust when they hear me, I guess it is fine that I can't help myself from expressing my sexual gratification that way.

Daniel from SC has been giving me some solid ZILF vibes lately... https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/596178/danielkurt/

I haven't heard of this site before. Are the sessions mostly about muscle worship?

I could think of a couple things... inspiring and transparent leaders having a culture of diversity, inclusivity, and belongingness having a 'recreation' room having a particular restroom that has its own glory hole having lots of really hot and horny men that are just open to fucking me during lunch time or right after work a smoothie bar dedicated parking space closest to the elevator at least a 10% base pay increase and 25-30% bonus every year having a 'relaxation' room with a massage chair and table, with a revolving menu of hot masseurs giving erotic massages having a movie or theater room my own office with magnificent views free michelin-star breakfasts and lunches competent staff who love me other than those, I am a pretty simple, low-maintenance guy. pretty straightforward ?

How many miles Vanna White has walked collectively to-date while filming Wheel of Fortune?

Michael Dameski...I wonder what kinda exciting choreography he can perform in bed ?

Cece Dotwok

Cece Dotwok

speaking of big dicks... hi there, @big dale going back to the original thread though... does Jasson have the 'other profile' more appropriately to be discussed in 'The Deli'? if so, please PM me, so I can do some 'research' ?

speaking of big dicks... hi there, @big dale going back to the original thread though... does Jasson have the 'other profile' more appropriately to be discussed in 'The Deli'? if so, please PM me, so I can do some 'research' ?

this cartoon is teaching me how to sanitize...

the dubbing is ridiculous, but can't take my eyes away on this one for some reason https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/417040/anime/

I mean, technically, another guy's tongue, dick, and other body parts are surfaces, right? ✌ I guess the "fomite" term is more definitive. If the studies and research were well-supported that the spread of COVID is mostly attributed to air droplet transmission and not through fomites, then perhaps sanitization might not deter the spread of COVID, but sanitization could be beneficial for things other than COVID - like disinfection, reduction of fungi (if applicable), or just the overall satisfaction of someone who might be OCD in having cleaned up something. Regardless, if the research is accurate, sounds like folks should not be comforted by mere sanitizing, but really to just isolate and quarantine. Or maybe I just like the smell of sanitized surfaces. ?‍♂️

When I mention terms like 'typewriter' 'protractor' or 'floppy disk' to my newly hired staff and their faces be like... width=986pxhttps://thumbs.gfycat.com/AggressiveBoringFunnelweaverspider-small.gif[/img] ...or when I try to share with them my college memories and one insensitive jerk would say that they are at pre-school or have not started school yet.

Yea, didn't wanna have indirect references to something that could be thought of as something political. So was just going to keep it within the range of mundane and nasty. But I might be able to come up with other names inspired by Manila Luzon.

Anita Muensterdique - how about that, @samhexum?

Never have I ever been on a sex sling.