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Order of preference: 1). Legacy M4m (light and easy to navigate 2). COM light 3). the dark version of all platforms here just seem depressing and too bland to me~ Part of that is the font with the black background doesn’t work for me~ It’s difficult to read. 4). The alt version is too “cute” for my tastes~

Half-Lobster Scientist Just Going To Hope Coworkers Don’t Notice He Had Mishap With CRISPR BERKELEY, CA—Admitting he felt self-conscious following a workplace accident involving the highly experimental gene-editing technology, a local half-lobster scientist told reporters Friday he would just have to hope his coworkers didn’t notice his CRISPR mishap. “The main thing I need to do is make sure I don’t slip up and try to shake someone’s hand, because that would be a dead giveaway,” said University of California, Berkeley, microbiologist Steven Lipstadt, using his gigantic claws to put on a novelty sombrero he had purchased on his lunch break in order to hide the long antennae projecting outward from his head. “Luckily my lab coat covers up quite a bit of my tail, so as long as I stay behind my desk, no one should notice that. Maybe people will see my protruding crimson rostrum and think I just have a cold or something? Ugh. If anyone notices I look a little different today, I’ll tell them I got a haircut. I just hope nobody here has a shellfish allergy.” At press time, Lipstadt was reportedly worried the nighttime cleaning staff would discovered that the half-human lobster had been forced to smother with a couch cushion and stuff into a trash can after seeing Lipstadt working late in the lab while listening to the B-52’s. (News Update by The Onion)

Great comedic acting… fun, adventure, strong characters with purpose and value~ Filmed well and edited with some clever techniques~ Gives meaning to the concept of family from a Pirate perspective~ Five Fun Stars~!

I don’t actually use poppers but, I still thought this was funny enough to share~

Please drive carefully during the holidays… 😳🙈

I’m wondering if it was also approved for Covid by… oh, whoever~? I hope not…

Kale… the new chicken~

Didn’t Gary Numan live in his car… where he felt safest of all~?

Two healing songs in Lakotah Sioux: soothing~ https://youtu.be/J71xfcQDihA https://youtu.be/pcGpuZAsTFA

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But your sentiments are close at heart~

Amazon… I got three of them actually. One is a smaller size and the third is a different shape altogether~ The one I showed seems to work the best

That happens… ask when he is in town next and schedule something with him on his future return~ Jump in ahead to reserve your spot.

Probably not because more than likely I would already have something going on~ I’d offer my availability for the next month or two and set something up then when we both have time~

You’re a dream date~! You would get multiple loads out of me for sure~ Keeps my motor running strong~

Oh God YES~! Sploosh~!!!!!! Nips have needs too~

Yes… that can be the case as well~ I generally book priority with existing Clients as a respect and courtesy for their loyalty and dedication to me~ In order to provide options for new inquiries and interests, I leave one , two or three days open on either the front or back end of my trip to accommodate them. This also allows for infrequent schedule changes that might come up with already scheduled appointments and provides me with time to rest and reorganize should I need that~ If I’m feeling in good form, I’ll contact one of the inquiries that I’ve notified of the potential opening. If the time doesn’t work out, I extend the option to schedule something for my next upcoming trip and generally can provide the general dates I should be available.

I’ve had several… one was from a dom I okayed with… it was preceded by some very hot Fetish play and towards the end, I was bound to a table, legs up in stirrups, he moved into me with slow long strokes allllllll the way in and then allllllll the way out. He had an upCurvy dick with big mushroom head… Every once in awhile he would sink that monster very deep and just push… then pull all the way out really quickly~ The build up was phenomenal~ This went on and on for the longest time, (45 mins or so…)~ Slow and steady… Finally, he took to pounding my hole with short but, fierce strokes and my ass went into intense spasms… I felt like I was having a baby~ My ass was having these waves of uncontrollable contractions… I shot a massive/explosive round of hands free ropes that splashed across my chest, face and hair… it’s was amazing~ I’ve given others ass orgasms via fucking and fisting… it almost always involves slow Rhythmic gentle strokes initially followed by sudden fierce pounding… That seems to set things off. I think it helps to have an upCurvy dick but, a long flexible dick that goes past your Second gate seems to trigger that as well~ I’ve also developed a technique to bring about a handsfree anal and Prostatic orgasm using the metal toy attached here. The idea is to insert the toy, (either end works and both sides provide a different sensation), applying careful but, constant pressure just behind the seminal vesicles and/or against the pelvic plexus, (see below)~ (each spot is in different locations but, the “s” curve of this toy and the intermittently placed balls can help hit both spots or select for just one specific spot giving focused sensations). The first result is basically prostate milking, ( amazing how much precum and jizz you can juice out with the proper careful technique… it’s fun to milk into a shot glass or other fun container~). Milking is an option… You can keep your prostate fully loaded and skip to this next part. If you aim for the nerve bundle near the pelvis plexus, you forego the majority of milking product but, you feel this constant urge to cum that keeps building up and building up until finally, you sense these unstoppable waves of… hmmm, how do I describe the sensation, “shivering” but, it’s vibrating and intensely “electric” feeling… it makes the hair stand up on my forearms and my nips get extremely hard. The waves come more rapidly until they melt together into an extended explosive crescendo of inner orgasm that is unequaled and vastly different than a penile stimulation orgasm~ I find that it takes a bit of adjusting to find the exact spot that triggers this but, it is so worth the tiny distraction~ This is of interest to me because I don’t really masturbate manually, (or at all for the most part unless together with a mate~). If I do any self love, it’s going to be something hands free~ Dick orgasms can be intense for me and my dick gets really sensitive… I love continued stimulation to the head of my dick even after I’ve cum… that can often keep me hard and I can often bust a nut on the same hard-on, (via manual stimulation, by fucking some hungry butt or with a finger up the butt & attention to my nips), if done properly using slow stokes and simple observation to see what “touch” is keeping my dick hard~ It’s nothing much like the inner assgasm… very separate experience felt in different parts of my body and the sensations are boldly more complex with the prostate and assgasm~ Regarding the metal toy: some guys love the feeling, (starts out cold and warms up once inside your body). Other guys are intimated by the idea of the toy being metal and inside of them~ They fear it’s going to hurt or damage them. What’s important here is that there isn’t any “fucking” motions going on… it’s gentle pressure carefully applied at specific areas near your seminal vesicles and against your pelvic plexus. The technique doesn’t even involve prostrate massage unless you specifically milk it~ When I cum this way, I feel my prostate prostate and surrounding areas quake almost exclusively and much less so feel sensations in my penis. Afterwards, the head of my dick is very sensitive and my dick seems to stay chubby for a long time~ I find it really enjoyable and also, extremely relaxing… different than the afterglow of a dick orgasm. To compare the experiences is like comparing taste to smell… connected and yet, quite different.

I was historically a serial monogamist before becoming an Escort. Had one arranged marriage type thing that involved no sex beyond kissing and innocent, limited groping… Had some orgy type playful sex with kids in my neighborhood that didn’t involve anything oral, penetrative or cumming but, did involve some limited nudity… (innocent growing up stuff with consenting peers). Had three long term monogamous relationships with women… then four monogamous relationships with men, (random limited encounters in between them), before becoming an Escort… The rest is all a blur but, my recall of them is pretty clear and interestingly enough, has never been boring or redundant~ It’s endlessly fascinating.

That’s pretty hot actually… (Men’s quarters limbo fest). I tend to think there is much less of that these days… (for a number of reasons).