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A man's wife had slipped into a coma and the doctor told the husband that there was very little modern medicine could do to help her. He did say, however, that there was one method that had had some limited success but was rather radical. "Well, what is it?" asked the husband, "I'll try anything!" "Well," said the doctor, "you have to go into your wife's room and have oral sex with her." "Oh my god, man! That's practicality repulsive," blurted the husband. "I know, I know," said the doctor. "But I have seen it work." So, reluctantly, the man went into his wife's room but came out after only a few minutes. "Doc, I don't think this is working," he said. "She keeps choking." [Adapted from a Norm Macdonald joke.]

What a blessing it is, I now realize, to suffer from my degree of MMTI (Mild Modern Technology Impairment). I couldn't find grinder or a game gift card with both hands and a flashlight. And for that I am truly grateful.

Some pics just force scenarios to pop into my head. In this case it was: I was keeping it together until he shoved my face into the floor and said, "Shut up and take it, bitch!" I came right then and there.

When wresting resembles bowling - there's somewhere to put your fingers.

By his stats, he's a big boy, and I really like his body; nice muscles and not overdone. What's shown of his face looks fine but wish there were more.

For those here who resemble this very delectable and desirable morsel, when you go out dressed for this kind of weather, please, I beg you, do not wear shoes and socks, by instead wear some variety of flip-flop. Otherwise, you will leave me certainly appreciative, yet not altogether sated in my search for mental images I may store up for later use.😛

My tongue is already exhausted!

I spent six years in the US Navy with 350,000 other sailors and we all got screwed a little every day.

The linked information stated "The patient, an American from McMurdo Station, is in a stable condition with a non-life threatening condition. However, they require medical treatment that cannot be carried out in Antarctica." The McMurdo Station is located on Ross Island and is accessible from the sea, so long as the weather is agreeable. So, what other evacuation options are available, aside from the RNZAF C-130, for a non-life threatening condition? Water taxi? How do people routinely move to and fro the Station? Nonetheless, an impressive operation by the RNZAF.

A new take on "Assume the position"?

Don't know why, but even fully clothed and just from the backside, this hunk just seems to exude a dominant sexiness I'd find impossible to resist. Woof!

The decor.

Well see, now I need a cigarette.

The ad list his penis size as 6 inches. From his vids, he hasn't been that size since before puberty.

I always thought the penis was the hose, not the tank, and that it fills things rather than gets filled. One of my guiding principles has always been that if you don't have a good reason to change something, you have at least one very good reason to leave it alone.

It seems the flag has gotten to a point where it was first meant to celebrate our unity and common purpose but now just lets us exhibit and wallow in our differences. Eventually we'll adopt the Amazon symbol, everything from A to Z, but without the depth. (To the subtlety-challenged, that was sarcasm.)

Is this the latest trend in recycling?

Technical question - why do these look like GIFs but "save as" WEPB Files, which do NOT animate?

Several places I frequent have added a fee for non-cash payments and which amounts to about 4% of the bill. I've been told this covers the cost to the establishment charged by the card company, such as Visa or Amex. These fees used to be absorbed by the business, but frequent increases have driven some businesses to pass these costs on to their customers. Of course, using cash would eliminate this extra charge, but carrying enough cash requires more planning and may eliminate spur-of-the-moment spending, sometimes making it less convenient. This sort of thing used to be "part of the cost of doing business," and was considered when determining the price of goods or services provided, in the same way as rent and utility costs are considered. I see this as a micro-managed form of penny-pinching that merely pisses off their frequent customer base who -rightly or wrongly- feel they deserve better. A bar I used to go charged for ice if you ordered a drink "on the rocks." Yes, ice costs the business money, whether they buy it in bags or make it in an ice machine (takes more electricity and water). But adding a line on the bill for "Ice ... $1.00" just rubs most people the wrong way. Eventually they stopped charging for ice - when they closed the business for lack of business. No idea why they didn't just add 25 cents to the cost of everything and call it good. It's one thing to raise the price; it's another to rub your nose in it.

Absolutely an AI face. And Mr. Shukla doesn't need to be enhanced; he looks fine as is. Yum!

Not at all unreasonable, in my opinion, and their practice is insulting to me as a customer. Not only would I tell them I won't be back, but also that I am deducting their 18% tip and signing both their copy and mine showing the reduced amount, with photos showing date and time of the photos. And I would make sure my bank is aware and knows not to process the ticket for any other amount the business presents. Then I'd give my server a $20 bill for his/her tip; I want to f*ck the business, not the servers. BTW, I doubt the business would miss me, and I know I wouldn't miss them.

Oh, Mr. Lowe's Man, can you help me find the right "tool"?

Must be quarter-to-two at the bar ...

In other news, Lincoln lingers.

But the private's not.