lonely_john

It's a sure sign that an offensive comment is in the offing when you begin with "Sorry but". Oh, and it's a pretty good indicator that the "sorry" part is disingenuous.

Completely agree. Muscles and face alone do nothing for me. For that I can watch Youtube or Pornhub videos all day. If I’m going to pay I must get something of REAL VALUE in exchange. If they are so pretty and charming and « SO STRAIGHT ». They can stick to female clients and bachelorettes, and see if they can make the same amount of money. I’ve met Real Straight Curious Guys (Married with Children and all that sh*t) who didn’t have any problems making a couple exceptions with me ?

I recall a porn scene, which I can't locate at the moment, where a guy used a highway construction cone as a dildo.

I have always had a crush on Shane Diesel and my biggest fantasy is taking his big cock balls deep in me. When I saw an ad for a realistic dildo molded from his cock I imagined this was a great way to fulfill my fantasy and ordered it. When it arrived I realized it was way too big and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't take more than just the tip and after several weeks of trying and much anal bleeding I gave up on it.

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