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OCDallas

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  1. Y’all I just had the worst massage experience of my life. I’ve probably gotten about 100 massages before and this one takes the cake.

     

    He was a nice guy, showed up to the hotel on time. Advertisement reads ”trained and experienced” claiming 12 years experience, music, blah blah blah. It was like this guy had never given a massage before. It felt like he was just pinching all over my skin and not even hitting my muscles. He would do these really fast short motions that were completely ineffective and I was just laying there thinking “maybe this is how he just warms up and then starts the massage” as I’ve had a similar technique in the past and it was good. After about 20 minutes of the same he checks in and asks if the pressure was ok and I told him “honestly man I just have no idea what you’re doing... it’s like you’re not doing anything to my muscles at all.” I tried explaining that I wanted long motions, using both hands, arms, whatever he needs to do to get the job done and he started getting offended. I said there’s no way I’m sitting through 90 minutes of this and he’s like ok well I’ll do 60 minutes instead. At this point I’m so bored I pull out my phone and started browsing Instagram. Just laying there on my phone bored and he’s like well hey then why don’t you turn over and I’ll give you a foot massage. I said fine let’s do that and it’s the same damn thing on my feet like he can’t even find the muscles in my feet. After 15 minutes of that he’s like is this OK? I just laughed and was like it’s really not doing anything for me at all, I think we should just accept that it is what it is and both move on and not waste anymore time. So I got up, saw it had been 40 minutes, gave him $40 that he requested and wished him well.

     

    I just don’t understand how someone thinks they can get away with lying about their work credentials. It’s very obvious that he had no idea what he was doing, that he wasn’t trained, more than likely NOT certified, and a waste of everyone’s time.

     

    If you’re ever in Pittsburgh do NOT see Peter who is profmassage on RM.

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