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I'm sorry-what is "bouncing?? Gman

Thank you. This is the kind of thing I was wondering about. And actually when I posted this thread, it popped into my mind that if anyone knew the answer, @Benjamin_Nicholas, it might be you. Gman

Background information for those who don't live in Texas. 1. Texas requires a yearly car registration. 2. To become registered a car requires a yearly inspection. The inspection includes obtaining data from the OBD Ii (On Board Diagnostic) Computer as well as checking things like tire tread, turn signals, headlights, windshield wipers, etc, etc, & etc. 3. Once the car has passed the inspection and shown current insurance, you are given a sticker to put in the lower left corner of the front windshield. 4. License plates are also renewed yearly. There may be some exceptions for this as I think in the past occasionally license plate registrations might be good for more than one year. But I'm not sure if that's still true. 5. Initially when you renewed your license there was a small tag (label) that went on the license plate. Then Texas decided to get rid of the license plate labels and instead have a sticker that went inside the car near the registration sticker. About five years ago, Texas combined the vehicle inspection registration sticker and the license plate registration sticker into one sticker. Now that we have the background information, let's set the scene. Time: A late night in FriscoC the first week of February in this the year of our Lord 2020 either shortly before or shortly midnight. A weary Gman (he's just had an assignation) is beginning his trek home. All of a sudden Gman looks in his rear view mirror and sees flashing lights. Gman pulls over. A handsome young cop comes over and strips naked. (Just wanted time see if you were paying attention.) Actually the nice policeman says the reason he stopped Gman was because of an expired registration although he isn't looking at the car's registration sticker when he says this. Gman then exclaims in a bewildered voice, "I do have a current registration sticker." The cute (had I mentioned that before?) policeman ?‍♂️ asks Gman if he had just registered the car recently. Gman tells him that he had just had the car registered earlier that day. (yes, Gman was a bad Gman for driving around with an expired registration for 2 months as the registration had expired in November). The cute ?‍♂️ said the system must not have updated yet (and eventually handed Gman a warning ticket (which he really shouldn't have done as Gman was all up to date registration-wise and had been for at least the last 11 hours and had the all the correct paperwork and sticker. Gman asked the cute ?‍♂️ If the only reason for the stop was the "expired" registration? The ?‍♂️ answered affirmatively. So the conundrum is what made the cute ?‍♂️ stop Gman's car. The cute ?‍♂️ Obviously hadn't looked at the au courant sticker on the windshield as it was au courant. Does this mean the cute ?‍♂️ Was bored and randomly entered Gman's license plate number into his police computer as Gman passed him. Or is there something in the car or the registration sticker that can broadcast information to some receiver possessed by the cute ?‍♂️ . Or is there another answer not dreamt up in my philosophies as to how the cute ?‍♂️ Decided to inspect Gman'a car. Gman

Damn!! His last ad was in Maine. If he were still in Dallas, I might try to meet him. Gman

How so? Gman

I don't think I've seen his ad for several months at least. Gman

I'll have to disagree. Not that any of the apps work great for me as I'm a middle-aged fat bear. But Grindr works just as well and better than Some of the others for me. Gman

What a loser your scammer was. My guy had a face picture with bruises and black eyes!! Gman

WOW-just WOW!!! Andrew is one of my favorite guys ever. I had one weekend with him, and a couple of overnights. He was just such a nice guy outside the bedroom. And inside the bedroom too!! I was always amazed that he had ever learned to be versatile considering how 'gifted' he is, but I'm glad he was. I hope he is doing well. Gman

And of course those pictures are 100% him. I've had two guys say they wanted to meet. But they had been beat up recently. And they sent pictures with awful bruising to the face. To insure I was on the up and up, they wanted me to register with some website that would verify my identity. I wasn't clear on how signing up on a website would make sure I wasn't going to go Chuck Norris on them. Needless to say I passed on the opportunity to meet these two guys. Gman

But is he northwards of $500 worth kinky to you? Gman

I wonder how well-known that is becoming. Personally I'd prefer something with the current date showing. Gman

Unfortunately I missed that My Mom and I felt the same way. Gman

I haven't watched the Super Bowl in years. I (semi) watched last night-had my face in a Kindle reading much of the time-as my buddy the Chief's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is from Texas and from my university. That practically makes us kissing cousins. So I didn't have my full attention on the TV. But I was not impressed at all by most of the ads. I thought the Alexis ad was cute. There may have been one or two others that I thought were ok. But I was pretty much underwhelmed. Oh and I thought that the Google ad with the widower tagging things to do with his dead wife was sad. Gman

I wasn't that impressed by the half-time show either. I was watching it with my Mom who didn't like it either. I guess I might have if I were straight. I did (semi) watch the game which I hadn't done in years because the Chief's quarterback, my buddy Patrick Mahomes, went to my university. But in the 4th quarter there was a blip on the tv. It was right after the Chiefs surrounded the 49'ers quarterback and kept his from making a play. I don't know if the set/cable acted up or if my Mom accidentally touched the remote with her leg, but after the blip it showed the Chiefs has made either their 3rd or 4th touchdown-I can't remember which one. But the funny thing was the blip was probably less than 10 sec. Unless we had accidentally rewound something on the DVR and weren't looking at 'live coverage' at that moment, the blip seemed to short to account for that touchdown. On another a related subject-the ads. But I think I'll start a new thread. Gman

I'm not disputing you. I'm just wondering if you could provide a little bit more reasoning to us about why you are worried that the pictures are borrowed. One thing I see is that the pictures are fairly "safe," and there are no Private Pictures offered. Have you picked up on anything else? Gman

I'm not disputing you. I'm just wondering if you could provide a little bit more reasoning to us about why you are worried that the pictures are borrowed. One thing I see is that the pictures are fairly "safe," and there are no Private Pictures offered. Have you picked up on anything else? Gman

I'm sorry. The third sentence isn't very clear. Did you mean "Neither" by any chance? Gman

@Oscar Not Wilde is correct. Whether that's actually true is a another story. On the other hand considering there aren't that many places for escorts to advertise anymore, it very possibly could be true. Gman

Well now you're just taken all the mystery and glamour out of porn for me. Gman

I looked for it. But it didn't show up. Thanks for finding it. Gman

You're FF people, @FreshFluff? Gman

I agree with you for the most part. While it may just be the way style of the ads these days. It seems to me there are fewer well-known escorts that are known to be trustworthy and great for extended visits these days than there were in the past. Or possibly there still are some. But they aren't as well-known to the hiring public at large but only to a select few. The reason I said I agreed for the most part and not completely is that I think all of us longtimers on the Message Center could still come up with a few good eggs. Off the top of my head I'd say people could trust 1. @Mikegaite 2. @tristanbaldwin 3. @peterhung85 4. Tyger (he must not be a member here anymore as I couldn't get his screen name to pop up, so here is his ad https://rentmen.eu/AAATygerscentXXX) In the spirit of full confession, I have to admit to never having met either Tristan or Peter. I would have liked to but, but Tristan gave up being versatile long before I was aware of him, and Peter was still versatile at the time I was hiring, but it never worked out. In the time since, he's admitted he never really liked bottoming. So I guess it's just as well. But even in spite of not meeting them, I know from all their accolades over the years that they are special guys. Gman

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But didn't Timex used to advertise that it could take being licked (assuming you are into that kind of thing)? Gman