Gar1eth

Nobody except another sufferer knows the nights of agony I've endured. And now I continually have phantom pains!! The Onion Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/1587/2/16x9/1200.jpg NEWS IN BRIEF August 23, 2011 VOL 47 ISSUE 34 · Science & Technology LOS ANGELES—According to a study released Wednesday by the California Pain Medicine Center, subjects suffering from male- pattern baldness were found to experience a level of physical pain at least seven times more intense than that experienced by women during childbirth. "Clinical studies show that as hair gradually separates from the scalp, men experience intensifying waves of all-consuming pain equivalent to having their insides ripped out through the thousands of tiny follicles on their head," said Vincent Kwan, who led the all-male research team that carried out the study. "While strong uterine contractions and tearing of the vaginal walls undoubtedly cause a degree of discomfort among women in labor, balding men would give anything to experience those sensations instead of lying awake and suffering all night as their hair thins." Kwan stated that men's remarkable ability to endure years of excruciating agony without the aid of epidurals or other powerful analgesics was a testament to the sex's unrivaled tolerance for pain. Gman

For all you cooks out there-- Isn't technology wonderful? Gman

Ha Haaa Ha!! http://d.justpo.st/media/images/2015/06/21/im-calling-from-my-new-android-smartphone-yes-it-even-includes-unlimited-data-star-trek-the-next-generation-1434896517.jpg Gman

Is that supposed to be Machiavelli? Gman

I would think a tree-hugger driving a hybrid shows congruence rather than a dichotomy. If a tree-hugger isn't walking, riding a bike or driving a totally electric car, what better car to drive than a hybrid which is supposed to be more environmentally friendly than a gas guzzler? Gman

I'm confused. Does her getting to drive in the carpool lane help you in someway? Gman

Yes-Love them!!! Gman

It's good @Truereview. Of course I'd like it better if it were 'whirled peas'. Gman

Nope-that's your 2nd strike with a full count pending. I consider that an especially egregious stereotype which I dislike intensely. Plus I hate shrimp. Gman

A bit except I don't like looking at a--holes. Gman

Sorry Adam-can't give a 'like' to this one. Gman

Gman

A bit old. But still a goody. Gman

Gman

I'm repeating this post from the Friday Funnies. It's probably more appropriate here. http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/itsallos/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-02/D3618331-D19D-4D5F-BFD9-BF065C2A84AF.png_zpsqsv0n20i.jpeg Gman

Set phasers to char!!!!! Gman

You have pictures of Smokey The Bear and you? Did you and @geminibear have a Bearfest in the wilderness? http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20101028/video/11_bears.jpg Gman

Not a Funny as much as something Fun http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/itsallos/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-02/D3618331-D19D-4D5F-BFD9-BF065C2A84AF.png_zpsqsv0n20i.jpeg Gman

My vampire is cuter. Gman

http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Buffet_ec25d0_1080543.jpg Gman

Your 'Something' is a pretty smart cookie. Gman

As a side note-while David has never been known to be particularly 'hung'-you can see with his increased pubic fat pad, he is effectively even smaller. Gman

My family once had a package of hot dogs like that. It was at our temple's yearly Purim Carnival. I was probably about 9. They had some leftover food and decided to auction it off. I don't think I had ever been to an auction before. I got a bit carried away. Gman

Gman

Just as long as it's only mayo. I hate, hate, hate.... aioli!!!! Gman