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Hopefully, this will be a relatively simple diversion.

Some people prefer opera (though not many these days, it seems). Some are all about the current Top 40. Some hold on to a singer from their youth.

When you think the words "great singer," what name pops immediately to your head?

For me, it would have to be Ella Fitzgerald, even though she was "before my time." She had a way of making everything she sang seem like it was the easiest thing in the world. Her pitch was darned-near perfect long before people were using Autotune. She could scat with the best in jazz, but her interpretation of songs from "Porgy and Bess" can bring a tear to your eye.

Who's next?

Oh, the difference a hyphen can make.....

My most recent encounter with one of these potential "clients" was quite interesting. He messaged me just prior to my trip to LA saying he wanted to schedule. He told me that he's 18, from Kuwait and visiting LA with his family. He asked if I'd be available for a 6 am appointment, as he would need to sneak out of the hotel to come see me. I tried to get him to send me a copy of his ID (to prove his age), to which he said he wasn't comfortable. I then asked him to send me a deposit but he said he didn't have PayPal or Venmo. I went ahead and confirmed with him for a 7 am session.

 

I woke up a little before 6 to find an email from 5:15 saying that he already left the hotel and wanted to know where he could go to wait until 7. I replied telling him that I really didn't know, to which he quickly replied that he was at Canter's Deli and surrounded by some "scary black guys" who are asking him for money, and he's scared cause he's carrying lots of money and "when can I be there"?

 

I replied back telling him to grab an Uber and come on over. I waited over an hour, and finally got a reply that he contacted Uber and they told him to return back to his hotel, which needless to say made no sense. He then tried to reschedule with me for later in the day, but I told him I wouldn't reschedule unless he could pay me online for his missed appointment. After much back and forth he asked if he could just come by with the money and for a new appointment, but by this point I was uncomfortable and told him that I was no longer interested in seeing him.

 

Crazy, right!?!

Sounds more like a vice sting either for solicitation or perhaps "but he said he was 18" pedophile grabs. If he were surrounded by "scary black guys" asking for money, how did he have time to text/email you about it? You did the correct thing.

This is always the first place I go for any question.

 

My partner and I are most likely adopting a French bulldog tomorrow.

 

We're looking for a unique name. Perhaps a funny or ironic one.

 

I want to name him Ryan Reynolds, cause I always wanted to sleep with him ... but my partner says no.

 

Are there any iconic gay porn names that would be interesting for a dog?

 

Any other suggestions?

French bulldog? Yves St. Laurant, maybe? Maybe Sartre or Camus (pronounced cam-MOO) if you're more intellectual.

Oops, indeed! My bad.

Give me a break....

So I was browsing some profiles on friendboy.pro (which appears to have tightened up it's coding and bugs recently....hooray!!!!), and I came across a couple saying they were available for several things....including "financial domination."

I have to admit that I've never heard that phrase before....it made me thing back to kids in kindergarden who would eat a bug if you gave them a dollar. Can anyone give me some insight as to what the phrase would mean in an escorting context?

3) Chris Farley and Patrick Swazey auditioning to be Chippendales dancers.

2) Steve Martin's Holiday Wish.

1) Bill Murray singing the theme to Star Wars.

...though not necessarily inaccurate:

"McDonald’s: Most of our burgers now free from artificial preservatives, flavors, colors"

If you read that headline as written, it means that McDonald's burgers are now free from flavor and color.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/09/26/mcdonalds-most-burgers-free-fake-colors-flavors-preservatives/1431989002/

I love the premise of the show....and hope that the leading lady can live up to the great Bernhardt's reputation. If she can, it's a sure Tony.

subliminal messaging?

If so, it's probably good that he's not including "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" by En Vogue.

I can only assume he is blissfully unaware of T-bone collisions. It angers me when people needlessly risk their lives when they have the responsibilities of pet-care.

mmmmm.....T-bone.....oooooeeeerrrrsssssss

What I hate is walking past a candle shop in a mall and the overwhelming perfumey stink hits you in the face.

It's almost as bad as walking past an Abercrombie and Fitch...

He was attending a party later that evening, and brought a change of clothes and several kinds of wine for the party. If he had told me ahead of time, I would have been more prepared.

What, did you cum in his hair or something?

Walk into any business casual office and you will see plenty of successful guys dressed like that.

It seems like a Gordon Gekko wannabe to me....but YMMV.

I love the preppy look. Plus, there's something about the way he purses his lips..

Admit it....you just want to nibble his protuberant nipples....

Looks like I’ve been missing out on the hiring experience. I very seldom meet escorts who initiate oral on me. Even when I ask for it, most say they don’t do oral. I just think it’s because I couldn’t get it up.

Or maybe you've just been meeting lousy escorts.

Good escorts know that they are in a service industry. They provide a service for which they receive payment.

Bad escorts consider it nothing more than "getting paid for getting laid." It's all about THEM instead of the client.

There's a BIG difference.

His style is a little too "1980s yuppie" for me (button-down shirt with the top button open, cuffs rolled up twice, t-shirt/wife-beater underneath), but I can see the physical appeal, at least.

Because both are denied by my insurance.

ROTLMQAO

Well played.

Oh my. This thread took an odd left hand turn.

 

I’m old and become easily confused so in a situation such as this I always revert to my dentist analogy. If I were choosing a dentist what criteria would I look for?

 

I look for someone who is professional and clearly takes pride in the quality of their professional services. If I were visiting a dentist for the first time and his office were in an abandoned crack house apartment I would rethink my choice.

 

<shrug>. It works for me.

Are you using a dentist analogy because you expect to be drilled by both?

Here is a pair that goes for $850.

 

So they're expensive Crocs? sheesh.

Maybe what I really wanted to ask was if escorts are turned off by clients who couldn’t get it up.

Ah! A different question altogether!

It's unusual, but not unique....or at least it was when I was escorting back in the day. I always appreciated a "heads up" (no pun intended) if there were any physical issues I needed to take into account. That way I wouldn't spend 45 minutes of the hour trying to get the client hard if it were not possible.

Or sometimes the client wanted to do nothing but blow me or ride my dick and not have me touch them at all....in all earnestness, it's all up to what you want to do and what you and the escort agree on. It doesn't have to be all about your dick if you would rather focus on other avenues.

I'm still not sure what Balenciaga is....is that a local euphemism of some sort?

Christopher

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but that picture looks photoshopped/airbrushed to all get out.

I’m the client lol

Well, then what would you like to do with the escort? Escorting doesn't have to be all about sex.

Communication is the important thing. Tell any potential hires what you want and what you are incapable of. So long as everyone is on the same page, there is no reason why two consenting adults can't have a good time in a variety of different ways.

What do you do when a client can’t get it up?

Escorting doesn't HAVE to be all about getting the client to ejaculate, and there's all sorts of reasons where a client might be having ... problems ... getting or maintaining an erection.

Several medical conditions (often involving poor circulation in the extremities) can cause issues like that. So can uncontrolled blood pressure.

On the other hand, the might be so drunk/high/tweeking that it's just not possible.

Just be sensitive, as this is often a cause of embarrassment for men. "How can I help?" "Is there something else you'd like to do?"

In the end, though, you might be sucking on or rubbing against a limp noodle for an hour. Take your fee and don't be unkind.