I was at the grocery again. I saw a tall lad approaching me. I scanned:
Slim, narrow shoulders, narrow waist, not much muscle, Poindexter glasses. I didn't think he would amount to much.
As he passed, I did a final scan of his..... boomity boom boom BOOM!!! He had a booty you could land a helicopter on, and I mean that in the best way possible! Hello!!