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  1. Nice! What's the source, please?
  2. I used to teach in that neighborhood!
  3. With a lot of et cetera!
  4. Some years ago I was at a park tossing a ball for my dog. After one toss she dropped the ball, sniffed at something on the ground, picked it up & ran back to me. It was a dildo. And I didn't even have to train her!
  5. Please, no second helpings until everyone has been served.
  6. Hey, isn't the stork where babies come from?
  7. Great Scott!!!
  8. Gesundheit
  9. prof

    Torso

    When a jack-o-lantern becomes a jackoff-o-lantern
  10. Under him--that's whsre sheets are needed.
  11. Let's start a Go Fund Me to get this guy some sheets and a mattress pad!
  12. prof

    Vintage men

    Googled him & discovered he was Paul Drake, Perry Mason's detective in the old TV show.
  13. Bet they could make each other yodel.
  14. Bet they could make each other yodel.
  15. Ah, to be 25 again. Enjoy it!
  16. I can think of something I'd like to plant in that Garden State.
  17. Um, mister? I am available to make hay while the sun shines.
  18. It's a small world after all!
  19. Love seeing a handsome stallion!
  20. I volunteer to raise the flag.
  21. Looks like a mashup of Twister & the Hokey-Pokey
  22. Busy tending to his oral hygiene.
  23. Gee, we have to wear at least a mask at my local Starbuck's. Please rush me the address of yours!
  24. Maybe he was enjoying the fact that you use Downy Unstopables?
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