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Awwshuck

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  1. Sigh....breeding season for white tail deer, honey. Ahve heard stories bout some of the men folk gettin friendly with each other n the Ozarks durin some ruttin rituals.
  2. Only durin ruttin time.
  3. Perhaps this site has finally reached the end. What an agonizingly long and degrading death.
  4. Awwshuck

    Sweet Jason

    Horseflies keep hangin round his face????
  5. I spect some a you folks associate me with "masculine" traits, but ah aint never been thought of as a man. Have ah?
  6. That might just serve him well in prison.
  7. Are they hired for you to watch? Or is a private match you and the wrestler?
  8. Groans and a few barely audible boos from the audience.....
  9. Have Noticed he travels quite a bit, so youre likely doing several guys a big favor
  10. Sorry, honey. Ah think you'd be SOL in Arkansaw
  11. Richard Lui-MSNBC or Major Garrett-CBS? (not an anchor, but still hot to me) or a slew of MSNBC young reporters
  12. And a heftier Shuck could dye her hair blonde and play Adele in a biopic on her.
  13. In Arkansaw, we say, "Jimmuh cracked corn, and ah could not cahr less"
  14. I made a modest donation this morning. Thanks for shaming me into doing so. I hope everyone who has not made a donation this year will do so soon.
  15. You cant never "clean" nothin of the Devil! Once you let him in; he aint gonna go away. Only thing you can do is pray and (sometimes) sing. Ah sing when ah bake mah pahs. That way the devil knows sister Sarah's in the room!
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