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That's a nice, hard & thick boner!  😉

I seriously believe @Simon Suraci should consider becoming a standup comic.  I almost pee my pants from laughing too hard......   🤣

All you guys talking about your remote controls.... what about those who have a roll of lifesavers?
 
 

Yes, some clients are very unsubtle about it. Their legs are spread so their feet hang either side of the table, their back arched to present their hole. This can happen in the first 5 minutes 😂. I had one client who, when I pulled the towel off him (I start with a towel on them and slowly pull it off after about 10 minutes) I noticed he had a butt plug in him. He’d not mentioned it when we discussed his massage before he got on the table. Not so subtle.
Undressing ritual at the start is a good way to begin a longer session. I offer it in a 2 hour session. Usually the client will be hard once undressed and it’s possible to relieve the hard on (in various ways) so that he has a happy start, and he can then lay down with a soft cock, relax into the massage and build up again to a happy ending. Clients love that. 
 

Steve fka Nate does it really well.  Sorry, definitely not near Detroit.  
 
https://rentmasseur.com/SacralSteve
 

It depends.  If the masseur has me immediately undress and lie on the table, I’ll point it down between my legs for easy access when he gets to that area.  If the masseur has an erotic undressing ritual—and some do—I’ll be too aroused to bend my dick and will have to lie on it until it softens.  Then I adjust it downward.

Oral skills vary wildly. If the giver is a poor sucker then I’m ’thanks for trying but no…’
I’ve a regular massage client who is expert at it. His visit to me always the same. After 10 minutes I stand at end of the table and massage his head. After a few minutes of this he lifts it up takes my cock into his mouth and sucks me to completion, with a nice creamy mouthful. The rest of the massage continues as normal to a HE for him. It’s rare for me to cum from oral alone but this guy achieves it. I try to learn from him. 

"Got a new boy — looks about 23, has a slightly muscular body, not tall. I loved touching his toned body too."

I had a similar experience with a local masseur in the beginning of this year, right after Christmas. He was texting every five days or so, asking if I wanted to book an appointment for the coming week. I kept refusing him as I was very busy with work / life. I kept telling him "Sorry, but this week is crazy for me - I have no free time to schedule an appointment." Plus, I was trying to catch up on holiday debt, so I was cutting back on 'extras' for financial reasons. 
I repeatedly let him know that 'as soon as my schedule frees up' I would contact him. That didn't stop him. He kept reminding me of the 'importance' of a massage for my well-being (I always booked a $200 erotic with him, and always had a good time, so he had a point there...sort of). 
FINALLY, after nearly 2+ months  of this, I responded "I agree - a weekly massage is beneficial for my overall well-being. However, I'm broke this week. If you're truly interested in my well-being, and you're willing to give me a free massage this week to keep me healthy, I'll take it ! Let me know what day and time, and I'll make it work." 
And that was the end of that. (I haven't heard from him since, and I've decided to take an extended break from him). 

I would just be honest with him that you really enjoy the time together,  but can't really afford to meet that often.  Also, you should let him know that you will reach out when you can.  I find being straightforward with these type of guys is best....if it doesn't work,  then you can block him!

That's a nice, hard & thick boner!  😉

I finally ended my MF membership last month. I’m sick and tired of all the strict policies, exorbitant fees, and low return on investment. I have been on the fence about leaving for a long time.
To make the decision, I conducted a test. I ran generous specials for two weeks, something equivalent to 50% off, just to see if that would attract a lot more inquiries. I expected many, but only got a few hits, mostly from visitors.
The visitors business doesn’t really help because the idea is to bring in new potential repeat business, not someone who would likely see me only once. I appreciate the bookings, but tbh these people would have booked me at full price anyway.
The other hits were from clients who also viewed my RentMasseur ad and were asking for the discount. One of them booked me through RentMasseur and then a day later viewed my MF profile and asked after the fact if he could get the MF special I was running. That was the last straw. I canceled his appointment, telling him that I could no longer give him 100% of my effort. I would rather not have the appointment than deliver subpar service knowing this client is willing to pay full price but now isn’t because I was running the deep discount test.
I canceled MF right then and there. No regrets. I get plenty of business from RentMasseur. If anything, I am using the savings to double down boosting my RM ads with paid extra advertising features. So far it’s working nicely.
So basically I have been paying MF a steep premium for the privilege of having to discount to get new business…when all the while most clients are viewing my RentMasseur ad anyways. And many of them are willing to book me at my normal rates. The value is just not there, at least not for me.
MF works best for therapeutic only providers.

I had a session with Joy at 27 Men’s. He looks handsome, but the massage was perfunctory in every way. He started off saying, “we’re not allowed to ask about tips, but…” and asked about the tip about 3-4 times before and during the massage. At the start he asked about a specific dollar amount to get an idea of what he might be getting. And I guess I didn’t give the right answer because 1/2 the massage was one-handed and through a towel. It was a less than stellar experience that I wouldn’t repeat. 

Don't do it!  You've got potential with a body like that.

"Where's that jock strap?" 🤔

Gives new meaning to a "foot long"!

Then they should have included the question:  "Do you swallow?"  😁

If it were a male nurse, that could have been an invitation right there!