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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from + Just Sayin in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from Moneymike68 in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from + glennnn in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from seaboy4hire in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from + WmClarke in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from + Keith30309 in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from LADoug1 in One can only hope karma eventually catches up with this creep...   
    Actually, from an outsider point of view, with the detachment distance lends, it is very clear that if you have a healthy moral compass and are interested in reality, as opposed to propaganda, you actually have to agree with Bernie.
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from nynakedtop in One can only hope karma eventually catches up with this creep...   
    Actually, from an outsider point of view, with the detachment distance lends, it is very clear that if you have a healthy moral compass and are interested in reality, as opposed to propaganda, you actually have to agree with Bernie.
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from bigvalboy in One can only hope karma eventually catches up with this creep...   
    Actually, from an outsider point of view, with the detachment distance lends, it is very clear that if you have a healthy moral compass and are interested in reality, as opposed to propaganda, you actually have to agree with Bernie.
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from Lookin in One can only hope karma eventually catches up with this creep...   
    It's definitely not too late. It amazes me how many people see the government as something on which they can exert no power at all. You are the government. Experiencing outrage alone is not enough. People in your country have to start rallying against the pathological greed of the very few, which is making the lives of the rest untenable.
     
    The first logical step right now would be to make sure positions of power are filled by men and women who speak against this kind of behaviour and are willing to stop it at its tracks. You are living in an unprecedented time when there is such a leader with a real chance to become your president.
     
    Not too late. It's barely the time!
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    Juan Vancouver reacted to Vato Loco in One can only hope karma eventually catches up with this creep...   
    Profit in healthcare is a death sentence for a lot of people GallahadESQ.
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from rguer in compatibility   
    I forgot to mention... sometimes they invite me so that I can do the honours for the two of them. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
     

     
    Thanks man. It does work well for everyone. =)
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from BabyBoomer in compatibility   
    I forgot to mention... sometimes they invite me so that I can do the honours for the two of them. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
     

     
    Thanks man. It does work well for everyone. =)
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from mike carey in compatibility   
    I forgot to mention... sometimes they invite me so that I can do the honours for the two of them. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
     

     
    Thanks man. It does work well for everyone. =)
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    Juan Vancouver reacted to TruthBTold in compatibility   
    With your ass, I bet Thor is glad he is a top.
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from JDXXX in compatibility   
    I am fully vers, so this doesn't apply to me, but my partner, Thor Maelstrom is strictly a top. He has the most amazing ass so every now and then he gets hopeful messages from tops. He just responds wondering whether they would be a good match because he is also strictly a top, but if the client would be happy with non penetrative sex or if he would like to try bottoming, the session could be fun.
     
    Sometimes they take the offer and just fool around, sometimes they move on to someone who bottoms.
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from JDXXX in compatibility   
    He doesn't advertise on his own but we do have a duo ad. You can see it at:
     
    www.rentboy.com/juandandthor
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    Juan Vancouver reacted to corndog in compatibility   
    That link doesn't work, but you can try this: www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=572055
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    Juan Vancouver got a reaction from Bosguy in compatibility   
    I am fully vers, so this doesn't apply to me, but my partner, Thor Maelstrom is strictly a top. He has the most amazing ass so every now and then he gets hopeful messages from tops. He just responds wondering whether they would be a good match because he is also strictly a top, but if the client would be happy with non penetrative sex or if he would like to try bottoming, the session could be fun.
     
    Sometimes they take the offer and just fool around, sometimes they move on to someone who bottoms.
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