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He's doing shows from home.

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I always play around with numbers and words in my head. I try to rearrange them. opst seem like the four letters that can be rearranged into the most 4-letter words. POST STOP SPOT OPTS POTS TOPS

Her son The Dark mourns.

“Bad Chad” is headed to Sin City. Former “Bachelorette” star Chad Johnson revealed on Tuesday that he wants to move to Las Vegas to launch his porn career after a domestic violence arrest has seemingly impacted his job prospects. “I’m tired of basically being f—ked around by Hollywood!” Johnson, 32, told DailyMail.com. “I need money, I gotta figure out something, this is a way to take the power back.” In March, the reality star was charged with six misdemeanor crimes after he and his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Annalise Mishler, got into a dispute that allegedly turned physical. He has denied any allegations of abuse. Because of the coronavirus pandemic, Johnson’s court proceedings have been postponed. His attorney told Page Six on March 18 that the “Famously Single” star looked “forward to the opportunity to ensure his rights are protected and his name is rightfully cleared once this national emergency is resolved.” Since the incident between Johnson and Mishler took place, the pair appeared to have rekindled their relationship. Johnson then started an Only Fans account, which is a social media platform that features adult content accessed through a paid subscription service. “I’ve always had a really crazy high sex drive, so it’s been pretty easy for me to be able to make money off of it — [it] is f—ing amazing,” he told DailyMail.com. “I don’t regret it at all, I always knew I’d do something in this industry I just wasn’t sure what.” Johnson said he grew tired of dealing with the “liars of Hollywood” who would promise him projects that never came to fruition. The Los Angeles-based reality star said of his move to Nevada: “Houses are so cheap in Vegas, I could get like a compound out there. I could set up a house with multiple studios in every room and then just fly people in, it would be fun. I think it’s intriguing to people I guess, for a famous person to go from doing shows where you’re watching their personality to all of a sudden doing full-blown porn.” Johnson did admit that some of his family members are not on board with the decision. “My dad hasn’t really said anything, but my sister has said she’s embarrassed and ashamed,” he said. “But you know, my sister is one of the top real estate agents in Oklahoma, she’s had a consistent career for a very long time,” Johnson noted. “I’m like, okay, well I’ve been sitting here in LA grinding my ass off for several years. I’m finally doing something that’s making me money and making me happy, maybe you can take that three minutes of shame that you’re feeling and f—k off with it.” Johnson shared he had been struggling ever since his mother died of cancer six months prior to him appearing on JoJo Fletcher’s season of “The Bachelorette” in 2016. However, he said he thinks she would approve of him getting into porn, adding, “She probably wouldn’t give a s—t. My mom was pretty cool.”

I got to know him from his several appearances on COMEDY KNOCKOUT on Tru-TV. He took his shirt off at the end of one.

I'm surprised only one scripted show (ALL RISE) is planning a show filmed through social media at the actors' homes. ( https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/all-rise-cbs-coronavirus-episode-1234572048/ ) It's been interesting getting a glimpse into some peoples' lives. Bill Maher impressed me climbing pretty quickly pretty far into a tree in his backyard. He's 64. On THE REAL, one of the other hosts was talking when Tamera looked away from the screen and mom-yelled "ADEN...Shhh!" to her 7 year old. Adrienne admitted she & her hubby are trying for a quarantine baby. We've seen Loni's guy & met Jeannie's mom. And Blair Underwood looked DELECTABLE with quarantine facial hair and a beige cap yesterday. YUM! He's quarantining with his wife & 3 kids, 18-23. Wendy Williams has lots of kitschy souvenirs by her kitchen. Norman looks rather yummy with no glasses, and more facial hair than normal (with a little grey on the chin). Meghan McCain's been making quite the fashion statement with her eyewear.

So that's who's buying the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle!

AMATEURS!!!

BTW, the last time I was there, my handicapped cart was turbo charged. I’ve never had one go so fast. If I was pulling Sally Field behind me, she might have gotten airborne.

You're allowed to choose what you want in case a substitution is needed. At this point in NYC, it's hit-or-miss on finding availability. I'd had the Puff Pastry before and it's pretty good, and there's a lot of it, and I was trying to pick something that would replace the 4 pack of Turkey; I'll get more than 4 meals or snacks out of the pastry for an extra $3.50. Some of the items that were out of stock I'd chosen 'don't replace' and for others the replacement was also out of stock. The thing I'd chosen to replace the calzones with was out of stock and he tried to get something similar, but I didn't want it; he was in constant contact, which was very nice.

Dwindling supplies of carbon dioxide from ethanol plants are sparking concern about shortages of beer, soda and seltzer water – essentials for many quarantined Americans.

Dwindling supplies of carbon dioxide from ethanol plants are sparking concern about shortages of beer, soda and seltzer water – essentials for many quarantined Americans. Brewers and soft-drink makers use carbon dioxide, or CO2, for carbonation, which gives beer and soda fizz. Ethanol producers are a key provider of CO2 to the food industry, as they capture that gas as a byproduct of ethanol production and sell it in large quantities. But ethanol, which is blended into the nation’s gasoline supply, has seen production fall sharply due to the drop in gasoline demand as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. Gasoline demand is down by more than 30 percent in the United States. The lack of ethanol output is disrupting this highly specialized corner of the food industry, as 34 of the 45 US ethanol plants that sell CO2 have idled or cut production said Renewable Fuels Association Chief Executive Geoff Cooper. CO2 suppliers to beer brewers have increased prices by about 25 percent due to reduced supply, said Bob Pease, chief executive officer of the Brewers Association. The trade group represents small and independent US craft brewers, who get about 45 percent of their CO2 from ethanol producers. “The problem is accelerating. Every day we’re hearing from more of our members about this,” said Pease, who expects some brewers to start cutting production in two to three weeks. In an April 7 letter to Vice President Mike Pence, the Compressed Gas Association (CGA) said production of CO2 had fallen about 20 percent and could be down by 50 percent by mid-April without relief, CGA CEO Rich Gottwald said in the letter. Meat producers are also feeling the pinch, as they use CO2 in processing, packaging, preservation and shipment. Orion Melehan, CEO of Santa Cruz, California-based LifeAID, a specialty beverage company, said two of his production partners are looking for alternative CO2 sources. “It does have us up at night figuring out what our options are,” Melehan said. “It highlights the laws of unintended consequences.” A spokeswoman for National Beverage Corp, whose products include LaCroix, said the company sources from a number of national CO2 suppliers and does not anticipate a supply issue. Coca-Cola Co, SodaStream owner PepsiCo Inc, wine and beer seller Constellation Brands Inc and several bottling companies did not respond to requests for comment BASTARDS! Walker Modic, environmental and social sustainability manager for Bell’s Brewery, said the Comstock, Michigan-based brewing company had “not experienced any curtailments or changes in the source of our CO2.” Denmark-based Carlsberg Group said that the company is “almost self-sufficient.” “We, in line with our sustainability program, create our own CO2 and capture it during the brewing process,” spokesman Kasper Elbjorn.

The parks are open, though the cops are trying to enforce social distancing. The playgrounds are all closed. Just ask any New Yorker where to go and they'll gladly tell you (where) to take a hike! :cool: My friend's hubby (in North Carolina) is irrationally happy that the local pickleball courts are opening.

I just got delivery of an order from BJ's Wholesale Club, delivered by InstaCart. I got 9 of the 18 items I'd requested: Replacements Wellsley Farms Puff Pastry $11.49 · 80 ct Replacement for 1x 4 pack of Lean Cuisine Comfort Roasted Turkey Breast Refunds Nabisco Ritz Crackers $8.99 · 61.65 oz 1x $0.00 Reason: Out of stock M&m's, Twix, 3 Musketeers, Milky Way & Snickers Chocolate Easter Candy Variety Mix Pieces $3.98 · 45.98 oz 1x $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Kraft Minute Instant Enriched Long Grain White Rice $6.49 · 72 oz 1x $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Stouffer's CLASSICS Stuffed Peppers $10.99 · 1x 4 pack 15.5 oz $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Uno's Chicago Grill Steak & Cheese Calzones $10.99 · 8 (30 oz) $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Perdue Fresh Chicken Wings $2.49 · per unit 4 lb $0.00 Reason: Out of stock 85% Lean15% Fat Ground Beef $2.99 · per unit 3 lb $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Wellsley Farms Fat Free Skim Milk $2.89 · 1 gal 2x $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Wellsley Farms Miami Onion Roll $3.49 · 8 ct 2x $0.00 Reason: Out of stock Found Wellsley Farms Old Fashioned Pretzel Sticks $5.99 · 3 lb Onion $1.59 · 3 lb Tyson White Meat Chicken Nuggets $10.49 · 5 lb Charmin Toilet Paper $25.99 · 32 ct Craisins Reduced Sugar Dried Cranberries $5.99 · 43 oz 2x $11.98 Entenmann's Original Recipe Chocolate Chip Cookies $2.49 · 12 oz 3 boxes $7.47 Kellogg's Raisin Bran Breakfast Cereal Original $6.99 · 76.5 oz The Fillo Factory Spinach & Cheese Fillo Pies $9.99 · 3 lb

Why don't you make sourdough pretzels?

The same way I always have... not at all.

She's been seen quarantining with Common, so what does that mean?

DANCE THIS WORLD AWAY... DANCE YOUR PAIN AWAY... The last couple of minutes of these 2 tunes make me feel peaceful:

Isn't this a socially irresponsible thread when we're all supposed to be avoiding touching our face? :cool::rolleyes:

Tiffany Haddish got, er, specific about what she is looking for in a man on Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Red Table Talk,” this week. “I prefer small penises because I feel like small ones respect you,” the comic said. “They’re kind. They buy you nice gifts. They take you nice places. They’ll come and clean your house; fix your cars for you. Small penises are penises of service.” Concluding, “Big penises just do whatever they want to do.”

I am enjoying TOMMY, which features Carmela Soprano (or is it Nurse Jackie? I get the two confused) as the first female police chief of LA. I enjoyed EVIL, and though the last 2 episodes were a bit disappointing, I look forward to season 2. BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA improved, but still has to get better. I'm hoping Chuck Lorre's track record will buy it another season. CAROL'S SECOND ACT had a few moments here and there but not nearly enough. Something kind off odd happened on the season finale. The hospital Carol works at got a new chief of staff– her ex-husband. Who played him? Kelsey Grammer, whom I assume will be joining the cast, if there’s a season 2. What’s a bit odd is that after his spectacular success as Frasier, and between her 9-year runs on RAYMOND & THE MIDDLE, they flopped as co-stars in BACK TO YOU, which lasted 17 episodes, and had them as former lovers: Chuck Darling (Grammer) and Kelly Carr (Heaton) were co-anchors of Pittsburgh news program WURG News 9 that had great on-screen chemistry, despite constant quarreling off-screen. However, Chuck left to take a job elsewhere. After an embarrassing comment he makes results in his dismissal from a large market LA newscast, Chuck returns to Pittsburgh after 10 years to become an anchor on the newscast he originally left. Chuck also learns that he is the father of Carr’s 10-year-old daughter. She must have enjoyed working with him, though, as she is an executive producer on CAROL & had to have signed off on his casting.