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Rick Donovan fucking Matt Ramsey in The Bigger The Better. Once in Rick's role, then once in Matt's role. Then once in Rick's role, then once in Matt's role. Then once in Rick's role, then once in Matt's role. Then... Of course, I'd need to have their bodies and cocks before I'd appear (tastefully) nude on video. ?? https://www.gayforit.eu/video/853835/THE-BIGGER-THE-BETTER-Rick-Donovan-fucks-Matt-Ramsey

Connecticut cops are trying to hook a serial “seafood bandit” who allegedly snatched hundreds of dollars worth of pricey shrimp from several grocery stores, according to a report Friday. Things got fishy at around 3:45 p.m. Sunday when the thief stuffed 35 pounds of the frozen shellfish — valued at $1,100 — into a bag at the Adams IGA supermarket in Plymouth then sped off, police told the Hartford Courant. Workers at the shop didn’t notice the crook had gotten his claws on the crustaceans until after he had fled in a blue Toyota SUV with a taped-up window and no plates, police said. But the suspect — who is husky and likely in his 30s or 40s — was caught on the store’s surveillance camera footage. And cops quickly learned he’s wanted for a slew of similar thefts at grocery stores in Avon and Cheshire, Plymouth Police Capt. Edward Benecchi said. “The ‘Seafood Bandit’ I guess you could call him,” Benecchi told the paper. He said police on Thursday were preparing an arrest warrant charging the totally ‘shellfish’ guy with fourth-degree larceny. Details of the other seafood heists were not immediately clear.

Don’t get caught with your pants down — unless, of course, you need a face mask in a jiffy. A woman in South Africa avoided getting thrown out of a Pick n Pay supermarket by using her panties as a mask. Smartphone camera footage obtained by Newsflash caught the bizarre interaction in which the store guard asked the maskless woman, who was waiting with her cart of groceries in the checkout line, to put on a face mask or leave the store. Having no mask handy, the resourceful renegade objects before pausing, presumably the moment a lightbulb went off in her head. In the next moment, the cheeky customer can be seen reaching up beneath her paisley-printed skirt, then pulling her black thong underwear down her legs and up to her face, where she placed it in such a way as to cover her nose and mouth. “Happy?” she asks sarcastically. An astonished onlooker can also be heard uttering “good lord” from behind the the camera. Meanwhile, another shopper standing on line directly behind the now-pants-less woman encouraged the stunt. “Well, personally, I find it acceptable: It is a mask,” she says. “And quite frankly, I think the bacteria on your knickers is less than on the mask.” “Well done to you,” she adds with a congratulatory clap. “Brilliant.” However, internet critics weren’t so impressed. “Come on grow up. What must your family think?” asked one Facebook user, according to Newsflash. Added another, “This makes me sick. She is aware of the law worldwide. We have a serious virus and (she thinks) a G-string will save her.”

Don’t get caught with your pants down — unless, of course, you need a face mask in a jiffy. A woman in South Africa avoided getting thrown out of a Pick n Pay supermarket by using her panties as a mask. Smartphone camera footage obtained by Newsflash caught the bizarre interaction in which the store guard asked the maskless woman, who was waiting with her cart of groceries in the checkout line, to put on a face mask or leave the store. Having no mask handy, the resourceful renegade objects before pausing, presumably the moment a lightbulb went off in her head. In the next moment, the cheeky customer can be seen reaching up beneath her paisley-printed skirt, then pulling her black thong underwear down her legs and up to her face, where she placed it in such a way as to cover her nose and mouth. “Happy?” she asks sarcastically. An astonished onlooker can also be heard uttering “good lord” from behind the the camera. Meanwhile, another shopper standing on line directly behind the now-pants-less woman encouraged the stunt. “Well, personally, I find it acceptable: It is a mask,” she says. “And quite frankly, I think the bacteria on your knickers is less than on the mask.” “Well done to you,” she adds with a congratulatory clap. “Brilliant.” However, internet critics weren’t so impressed. “Come on grow up. What must your family think?” asked one Facebook user, according to Newsflash. Added another, “This makes me sick. She is aware of the law worldwide. We have a serious virus and (she thinks) a G-string will save her.”

And in the NBA... and probably the WNBA, too.

My father owned a liquor store but barely ever drank-- only on holidays, never just to have a drink. My mother drank even less often. We had a bar with the glasses & other accoutrement in the top section with a door that folded down and a shelf that jutted out when you opened the door. I used to play with that section. There was also a locked section underneath with the booze... and the key was in a shot glass in the top section. My parents were never worried about us having access. My father went to wineries when I was a kid so he could get freebies and gifts and dragged us along; the stench was so god-awful it put me off alcohol permanently. When I was old enough to go to clubs I'd order weak mixed drinks like a screwdriver with mostly OJ until I realized it was cheaper just to order a coke. I haven't even had a sip of alcohol in about 30 years... I even faked a sip of champagne at my sister's wedding. I'm a pothead, but I've never even been tipsy. When I was a teen, I emptied out a couple of mostly-empty bottles, filled them with water, added food coloring, and gave them to a friend as a 'gift', and she put them in her mom's liquor cabinet. I 'fessed up a few days later before there was any chance of an embarrassing incident. P.S. My dad's store was right around the corner from the subway stop in what is now the heart of hipster Williamsburg, Brooklyn. He (& my uncle) owned the building, which had 3 apartments over it. That property would be worth millions today... not that I'm bitter, of course. The store is a hat shop today. The store, with the subsequent owner's name, but my dad's original liquor sign:

Crayons Ready to Eat are finally here — good news if you’re a Marine Over the years U.S. Marines have inexplicably come to be dubbed Crayon Eaters. This, as Marine websites are quick to explain, is because they’re known, jokingly, as the dumbest branch of the military. Already endowed with numerous other epithets implying less-than-stellar intellect, according to Task & Purpose, U.S. Marines only recently acquired the crayon-eater moniker. “When I was in the Marine Corps we were not crayon eaters,” Frank Manteau, a former infantryman who served from 1995 until 2002, told Task & Purpose. “We were not crayon eaters. We were jarheads, grunts, ground pounders, bullet sponges.” After all, munching on waxy drawing implements is normally the province of toddlers. The Marine version has spawned memes galore, as Operation Military Kids and other websites have explored fully. “The various military branches (Army, Navy, Marine Corps, etc.) all observe a friendly inter-service rivalry,” the website Operation Military Kids notes. “It is common within the different branches of the military to have friendly rivalries that feature a wide assortment of stereotypes, some more true than others. After years of facing ridicule for being the most illiterate of all the branches, most Marines have accepted their connection to eating crayons.” They also have a reputation for being quick to fight, which can lend a brute-force vibe not assisted by nicknames such as Devil Dog and Leatherneck. Now, though, the nickname and the corps’ combat-ready rations known as Meals Ready to Eat have converged into a new venture —one involving triangular crayons, and chocolate. Crayons Ready to Eat have arrived. Teaming up with dessert chef Cassandra Gordon, Manteau and his partner have perfected the ultimate colorful, writable, yet chocolate crayon. Triangular shaped — to differentiate them from an actual crayon — the multicolored sticks, though made of chocolate, sport names like Jarhead Red, Squid Blue, Dawg Face Green, Flyboy Yellow, Puddle Pirate Orange and Space Cadet White. You can also write or color with it, the site assures its visitors. This is the second stab at attempting an edible Marine crayon, as Task & Purpose noted. They are not to be confused with the edible crayons made by Corps veteran Tashina Coronel, owner of Okashi Sweets, who had been plying her wares back in August but whose website now seems defunct. But the two ventures do share the same esthetic. “The crayons started as an inside joke between services,” Coronel told Military Times last August. “It was actually a jab at Marines from other services, trying to make fun of us. But as Marines, we can laugh along with them and own it as our own.”

A faulty software update is causing robot vacuums to spin out of control, knock into things and get lost, causing some appliance owners to compare their machines’ behavior to that of a “drunk.” Tech site The Verge reports that iRobot, whose products include the popular Roomba series, confirmed its experiencing software update issue in some of its i7 and s9 units and that it could be “several weeks” before the new update is effectively rolled out. According to that report, word of widespread malfunctions started on social media, where robot vacuum owners who’d downloaded a firmware update wondered why their machines were acting up. Those complaints included Roomba users claiming their vacuums were losing their bearings, spinning about, bumping into furniture and being unable to find their way home to their docking stations. Some robot vacuums reportedly roamed about aimlessly until their batteries died. The company has reportedly been working with customers to undo some updates, but others may have to wait for new software to become available. One Roomba user posted a photo of his “drunk” domestic help appearing disoriented and complained the updates were turning smart machines into “paperweights.” The Roomba i7 sells for $599.99 and the s9 model costs $899 at stores including Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Peter Luger Fills Its Empty Seats With Celebrity Mannequins From Madame Tussauds Wax figures of Audrey Hepburn, Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, and Al Roker will be stationed at the restaurant through March 1 The wax figures are the latest in Peter Luger’s fight to stay afloat during the coronavirus pandemic, an ongoing effort that’s moved the restaurant to offer delivery and accept credit cards for the first time in 133 years, among other changes. The restaurant is currently open for takeout, delivery, outdoor dining, and reduced capacity indoor dining.

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With some of her hair and makeup choices lately, it seems to me that Meghan wants to be a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race. Today she was channeling Marie Antoinette. I kept expecting her to say "Let them eat cake!"

I thought the title meant the show was an offspring of 30 ROCK and 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN. I was wondering if the network was also planning YOUNG DORIS, with both shows sponsored by MyPillow. I hear the network has a show in development called ROLL which they plan on airing in the next time slot, so they can claim they're the hip network of YOUNG ROCK and ROLL.

I thought the title meant the show was an offspring of 30 ROCK and 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN. I was wondering if the network was also planning YOUNG DORIS, with both shows sponsored by MyPillow. I hear the network has a show in development called ROLL which they plan on airing in the next time slot, so they can claim they're the hip network of YOUNG ROCK and ROLL.

The North Dakota House of Representatives passed a bill that would prevent rules requiring face masks, a mandate one lawmaker ripped as “diabolical silliness.” The state’s lower chamber voted 50-44 Monday to prohibit state and local governments, schools and businesses from ordering mask mandates amid the coronavirus pandemic, The Grand Forks Herald reported. The bill will head next to the Senate. Rep. Jeff Hoverson, the bill’s sponsor, has characterized the mask requirements as “diabolical silliness.” “The mask is a part of a larger apparatus of a movement of unelected, wealthy bureaucrats, who are robbing our freedoms and perpetuating lies,” Hoverson said, Prairie Public Press reported. Meanwhile, Rep. Jason Dockter argued that a ban on masks would take away control from local governments. “If people wanted to decide to have a mask mandate, they should have that choice,” Dockter said. “They should also have the choice not to mandate.” The potential legislation comes after North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum imposed a statewide mask mandate in November. “Since the beginning, we’ve taken a data-driven approach to our pandemic response, focusing on saving lives and livelihoods,” Burgum said at the time. “Right now, the data demands a higher level of mitigation efforts to reverse these dangerous trends, to slow the spread of this virus, and to avoid the need for economic shutdowns.”

A trophy hunter is facing furious backlash for posing with the heart of a giraffe she had just shot – describing the bloody organ as her “perfect” Valentine’s Day present. Merelize Van Der Merwe, 32, infuriated Facebook users when she shared the gruesome image after her “wonderful” husband spent more than $2,000 to make her dream come true at a South African game park. “Ever wondered how big a giraffe’s heart is? I’m absolutely over the moon with my BIG valentine’s present,” Van Der Merwe, who plans to use the beast’s skin as a rug, wrote on Facebook. The avid hunter, who incurred the wrath of animal rights activists, brushed off their complaints by insisting that killing the 17-year-old bull actually helps save threatened species, a claim refuted by conservationists. She also insisted that such slayings contributes to tourism. Van Der Merwe — who has killed as many as 500 animals including lions, leopards and elephants — said she posted the sickening photo to taunt the animal rights lobby. “I have no respect for them – I call them the mafia,” she told the Mirror as she recounted the couple’s dream trip to the resort of Sun City. A friend call to alert her that her dream kill was spotted at the game park. “I’d waited years for my own perfect bull – the older a bull gets the darker he gets,” she told the outlet. “I love the skin and the fact it’s such an iconic animal for Africa. “Our plans changed quickly. My wonderful husband Gerhardt knew this was my dream. I was like a child for two weeks, counting the days. Afterwards I was flooded with emotions,” she gushed. The woman, who runs a citrus farm in Limpopo province, claimed her kill “created work for 11 people that day” and “a lot of meat for the locals,” adding that the old giraffe’s death would mean “a new bull can take over and provide new, strong genetics for the herd.” Van Der Merwe claimed: “If hunting is banned, animals will become worthless and will disappear. Hunting has helped bring back a lot of species from the brink of extinction. The only people protecting these animals are trophy hunters.” But Mark Jones of the Born Free Foundation told the Mirror that “trophy hunters’ claims they are concerned about wildlife conservation are highly misleading.” “Trophy hunting is not a conservation tool, nor does it contribute significant funds to local communities,” Jones said. A member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said: “Someone who kills another sentient being, cuts out their heart, and boasts about it fits the definition of a sociopath. “One day, trophy hunting will be listed as a sign of a psychiatric disorder, as it should be today. It is grandiosity, serial killing, and bloodlust paired with a burning desire to show off,” Elisa Allen told the outlet.

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Edvard Munch wrote hidden ‘madman’ message on ‘The Scream’ This finding will make art lovers scream all over again. Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” — an 1893 expressionist painting so famous it has its own emoji — contains a disturbing hidden message that art historians have now determined was written by the artist himself. The pencil inscription reads: “Can only have been painted by a madman,” infrared scans have shown. And though historians have long known about the phrase, small and hidden among the distorted brushstrokes that make up the howling figure, there’s been some speculation that it was graffitied by an observer, not the Norwegian artist. But that mystery can now be put to bed, said Mai Britt Guleng, curator of old masters and modern paintings at Norway’s National Museum of Art, Architecture and Design, which owns the painting. Guleng and her staff made the breakthrough discovery after comparing the handwriting in the inscription to the Norwegian artist’s diaries and letters. “The writing is without a doubt Munch’s own,” she told the BBC. “The handwriting itself, as well as events that happened in 1895, when Munch showed the painting in Norway for the first time, all point in the same direction.” The mysterious origins of the phrase help complete a sad picture: Munch created the painting, which has now become a universal symbol for mortal anxiety, just after his sister Laura was committed to an asylum with bipolar disorder. Though the screaming figure doesn’t look like him, it’s believed to be influenced by his own experience of observing a blood red sky after being abandoned by two companions, seen in the background. In that moment, he was hit by a “gust of melancholy,” according to his diary. After Munch unveiled the painting, reactions centered on his own mental health, rather than the painting itself. The experts said it stands to reason that Munch wrote the “madman” inscription after struggling with the many critical reviews at the time. In 1908, he suffered a mental breakdown. “It’s a combination of being ironic, but also showing his vulnerability,” Guleng told the Guardian. “He is actually taking this very seriously and he is hurt because there is a history of illness in his family, and he was very anxious, but he showed himself be marked by it.”