samhexum

I'll bet you don't even love Paris in the springtime.

Hey, you were the one who phrased his post in a confusing way. ???? Didn't you ever see the movie Chinatown? Besides, your commentary (Ugh) seemed to acknowledge the unsavoriness of their relationship(s).

He was her father and her husband?!?!? :eek::eek:

Nobody specific came to mind.

Been there, done that ???

THE SIMPSONS has been renewed for 2 more years.

You have to pay them, or they won't... hasn't anyone ever explained to you how the system works regarding these things?

After perusing his pics, color me less than impressed.

Cock-- Rick Donovan's was long, plump, and perfectly proportioned. Face-- Ken Ryker at his peak was the most perfect physical specimen I ever saw in porn. Ass-- Rod Phillips had the most perfect golden globes. Chest Hair-- Chad Johnson Porn Star Mustache-- Chad Douglas Balls-- Lee Ryder and Jack Simmons had billiard balls in their scrotums (scrota?)

Police obtained a search warrant to retrieve the “black box” from the luxury SUV in which Tiger Woods crashed — because a judge reportedly believed there was probable cause a crime may have been committed. Law enforcement said the possible offense committed by the badly injured links legend is misdemeanor reckless driving, TMZ reported. The search warrant – which doesn’t include the words “reckless driving” – prepared by the LA County Sheriff’s Department addressed probable cause, including the lack of skid marks, the objects struck by the vehicle, its extensive damage and apparent excessive speed, according to the outlet. No specific crime was listed on the warrant, but the outlet noted that a judge can’t sign a search warrant unless there’s probable cause a crime had been committed, sources told TMZ. One of two things may have led to the issuance of the warrant – a member of law enforcement discussed possible reckless driving with the judge or the judge alone determined the probable cause, according to the outlet, citing its sources. The warrant said there was no evidence Tiger was driving impaired, TMZ reported. Sheriff’s Deputy John Schloegl also has said investigators are trying to determine if a crime had been committed. “If somebody is involved in a traffic collision, we’ve got to reconstruct the traffic collision. If there was any reckless driving, if somebody was on their cell phone or something like that. If there was no crime, we close out the case, and it was a regular traffic collision,” he told USA Today. Woods was driving a 2021 Genesis GV80 alone when he veered across the median on Hawthorne Boulevard in Rancho Palos Verdes, went off the road and struck a tree. The legendary golfer broke several bones in his lower right leg and is still recovering in the hospital. A forensic car expert had told USA Today that it appeared Woods was not paying attention in the moments before the devastating crash.

Louvre recovers 16th-century armor stolen nearly 40 years ago Okay, which one of you 'art lovers' did it?

My one great idea in life was to open a business that sells artificial flowers and call it FAUXLIAGE. I never did it, but it was a great idea.

What about a giant get-well card with the names of some of this site's glitterati written on it? (the more innocent sounding ones, anyway)

Fauxliage

That advice also holds for cock rings.

From your title, I was picturing a giant pair of jeans with a murderous zipper laying waste to major cities all over the country.

You mean my boredom and desire to do anything other than the work I've been avoiding for months.

China makes COVID-19 anal swabs mandatory for foreigners

BIG NEWS!!! I called the NY State Dept of Taxation & Finance and after bouncing around the automated system for a bit, I finally got a woman on the line who listened to my tale of woe and began to try to help. She kept repeating "bear with me" as it took her over 5 minutes to try to alleviate my $3.96 problem... then we got disconnected. She had taken my phone number, but of course never called back. I called again, bounced around the system again, and eventually wound up with a man who took care of things in 3 minutes. I'll be sent a form to sign & return in a prepaid envelope (I actually asked about that) and 7-10 days after they receive it back from me, a new check will be issued for the full $3.96. Now I just need to figure out which studly young man to splurge on with it.

I vote for good riddance! This was a poll, right?

DEAR ABBY: I have been on and off with a man for two years. In all this time, he has never spent a holiday or Valentine’s Day with me, or introduced me to his family or friends. He told me to stay in the bathroom at his office when his friends showed up unexpectedly. When I objected, he said, “It’s only for 20 minutes.” I was horrified. He accuses me of picking fights and says I will never be happy with anyone when I try to talk with him about it. He breaks up with me at holiday time, never calls when he’s on vacation and our dates are always last minute. I realize he is using me for sex, but he insists I am wrong and he is a decent man. Two birthdays passed, and he didn’t even wish me a happy birthday, yet he buys presents and cards for every occasion for his friends and family. He blocks my number if I don’t “behave properly.” He calls me “Miss” in public, but calls waitresses “Sweetie” the few times we have gone out. Narcissistic and emotionally abusive? Am I wrong? He tells me no one will stay with me once they know the type of woman I am. I’m not always at fault like he wants me to believe. He buys me nothing to drink or eat when we are together. I pay my own way. I regret the day he entered my life. How can I make him see what he does is wrong? — ALMOST DONE IN NEW YORK DEAR ALMOST DONE: This shameless man may never view what he has been doing as wrong, so don’t try to “make” him see anything. End this sorry excuse for a relationship now, because it is degrading, a waste of your time, and it’s very likely that he is married and cheating on his wife. IDIOT: How does it feel to be the personification of every cliche about stupid women and the men they date?