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I've always wondered if the companies that make athletic cups make an XL version for particularly gifted athletes.

It dawned on me last night that I've probably been affected by supply chain issues in another way. I usually buy cheap, low-end pot. For the last couple of weeks my dealer has told me she just can't find any. I had to buy some of her cheaper high-end yesterday. The cheap stuff is probably being smuggled in in some shipping containers that are on a cargo ship off the coast of somewhere. I know there's a backlog at the port in Bayonne, NJ.

I didn't change it. That was the original title. I considered going with Amy Irving's ex-husband's West Side Story or Jessica Capshaw's step-father's West Side Story but decided to go with the one above instead.

CURE Auto Insurance is based in Princeton, New Jersey, but the company has made clear where its football allegiance lies. CURE’s newest commercial, though, takes its boundary-pushing to a whole new level. The commercial features a familiar No. 9 green football jersey, a row of urinals, and a thinly-veiled allusion to former Eagles quarterback Nick Foles and his particularly popular nickname: Regardless of the size of his schlong, Foles is one of the nicest, most religiously devout and kind players in the entire NFL. Players have come out and said they have never even heard him curse.

Then why wasn't it Milo in this classic scene?

What's the status of everyone's holiday shopping? I've received everything I ordered from Amazon, and am just waiting on an order I placed for something I saw on THE VIEW's View Your Deal segment. It's been slow to ship because it's from a small company that was overwhelmed by the response, but is supposed to go out no later than the 10th, so I should be fine. For those who may want to get me something, send me a private message & I'll give you my email address so you can send me an Amazon egift card (you're welcome). If you want to take me to London next spring to see the virtual ABBA show when it opens, we'll have to do some planning and coordinating, but we've got time for that... the show doesn't open until May. 😇😁😎😎😁😇

Jon Stewart returns to first on-camera acting role for ‘Facts of Life’ revival Jon Stewart is returning to television for his first on-camera acting role in almost 20 years. Ann Dowd will appear in both episodes as Mrs. Garrett, the role played by Charlotte Rae on both shows.

Which I actually think they'd prefer.

I think more members would be interested if it had been Michael Ontkean naked. https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/126391-harry-hamlin-or-michael-ontkean/

It's ironic (or at least a co-inky-dink) that this topic just popped up this early morning. A few hours ago I signed 2 of my friends up for free subscriptions to Architectural Digest. Cue The Twilight Zone theme!

They've split up.

Waiter, there's a soup on my fly!

The NY POST gave it a pretty decent review: https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/west-side-story-review-spielberg-does-decent-job-with-classic/

Bride passes out, vomits and gets pooped on during disaster wedding https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/bride-faints-vomits-and-gets-pooped-on-during-wedding/

Tom Brady FaceTimes with high school team after they text Sean Murphy-Bunting by mistake https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/tom-brady-facetimes-with-high-school-team-after-they-text-sean-murphy-bunting-by-mistake/

I would have thought it was one of the opera's divas just warming up for that night's performance. And was that the Dorothy Chandler (Bing) Pavilion Center? Or did Ms. Zbornak (or Gale) have a Pavilion named after her?

I'd title that one 'A hottie and a porta-potty'

I'd love to see what this hothouse flower can grow and how big it gets.

Jennifer Aniston will recreate episodes of “The Facts of Life” for a 90-minute special set to air on ABC Dec. 7. It will be available on Hulu the following day. Aniston will play Blair. The fact that Aniston, 52, has been cast as a teenager may raise some eyebrows, but it’s all a part of the fun. Gabrielle Union, 49, Kathryn Hahn, 48, and Allison Tolman, 40, will star opposite Aniston. Ann Dowd, 65, will star as Mrs. Garrett. Live In Front of a Studio Audience” will feature recreations of classic episodes of “The Facts of Life,” as well as a revival of iconic scenes and sketches from “Diff’rent Strokes.” Kevin Hart will play Arnold Jackson, Damon Wayans will play Willis Jackson, and John Lithgow will star as Mr. Drummond. https://nypost.com/2021/11/30/jennifer-aniston-gabrielle-union-cast-in-facts-of-life-reboot/ QUICK QUIZ: What was Tootie's real name? ANSWER: Dorothy

Johnny Carson went up into the audience one night to play 'Stump the Band'... and one lady did with this little ditty she warbled: Randolph the silver cowboy Had a very shiny gun, And if you ever saw it It might even make you run. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Randolph Play in any poker games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, Sheriff came to say, Randolph with your gun so bright, Won't you shoot my wife tonight? Then, how the sheriff loved him, As he shouted out with glee, Randolph the silver cowboy, You'll go down in history!

The font size I use depends on how much emphasis I want to impart. Based on all of your posts, I've always thought "There's a man who thinks smaller is better (Gee, I wonder why)." 😁😇😝😎

I've searched, but haven't found any follow-up about whether the vandal was ever caught. Or if Mike ever got his comeuppance.