Ryan, though I stayed at the Hacienda (as I said mostly as a birthday treat to myself) I spent most of my time with other Forum members at Canyon Club. From what I was shown the rooms were indeed spartan but for a lot of people that was more than enough. In the end, I had a great time just sitting around the pool at CC watching the younger member/escorts show what comes naturally and gained a new experience with Dr. Vapor (you know who you are). From CC, people often chose to do other things if they wished - like go to the gay dance/strip club(s). As Epigonos said INNdulge is also supposed to be very nice. I never visited even though it is right down the street from the Hacienda. I think that would be my next choice if expenses prevented me from staying where I usually stay (which they well may).