HornyRetiree

26 minutes ago, jjkrkwood said:

Yes, he is around but it seems as if he pulled back a bit on his fantasmagorical posts.   At least I havent seen one in awhile.

No sense posting true experiences and having the low libido (impotents?) bash them as made up… Got weary of their jealousy and lack of a good sex life!

On 5/15/2017 at 9:23 AM, latbear4blk said:

 

Are you an accountant? I do not keep such an accurate record of my cums.

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On 5/16/2017 at 9:28 AM, HornyRetiree said:

 

Careful not to clog up your keyboard!!!

LOL.. That particular 39 hours I remember well!

1 hour ago, Benjamin_Nicholas said:

This thread makes me miss @HornyRetireeand his fun posts

Lol:) haven’t been in in ages .. Happened to just pop in today. My penis is still very happy and getting plenty of attention! Not the 3-5x a day that was normal until my late 50s but daily with an occasional double.

Semen volume not what it was (still sweet) and I no longer put it over my shoulder if not deposited in an oriface. If I top now, I have to stand or be ridden. RA stiffens the body and not in a good way.

Satisfied @ 73 and I still get college guys wanted sex with me . With them the bed in  the van is appreciated and handy.

so, nice to be missed:):) and I will catch up on your blog.

Has changed his name again!  https://rentmasseur.com/JDangle

I was interested in massage traveler/vaccinated .. messaged responded that he did 4 hand at friend’s house . Everyone nude , MT & HE . $140 / 90 min.

Tried to book and he ghosted me after looking at pics on profile 

Mine is a glass casting:)

I think many of us out here would have to approximate to the nearest hundred (or more). An exact number, no way.

You mean approximate to nearest Thousand:)

I'm just wondering if there are any of you who are tops who care about whether your man has "all the right parts." If a man's penis is small enough, I enjoy sucking it. Otherwise, I almost ignore it during intimate encounters. A huge cock is interesting to look at, but it's not as if it's going to help me get off better.

Your profile is locked?

... if I've had sex with 1202 men in the last 10 years?

 

That's one every 3 days!

 

LOL.. HELL NO! I am 72 now and up into my late 50s I came 5-7x a day .. usually with help I located cruising. i used to be so much easier:) I have far exceeded your number. Now! 5-7x a WEEK but still usually with help:)

Interesting discussion. I have seen pictures of HOT men who are Trans. I could engage sexually with then. I could NO longer get hard and have sex with a women BUT I could get skin splitting ROCK hard and fuck a HOT Trans MAN.

I came down with a pretty bad illness in March that even my primary care physician suspected was COVID. Unfortunately they weren't testing then unless you basically were in the hospital with critical symptoms. They just started doing antibody testing at one site in Denver for $100 a pop. Unfortunately, they already booked up the appointments for the next two weeks before I could get one. I definitely would like to see if I was exposed and possibly have some level of immunity to the illness.

Read that those tests were only 50% accurate

Not ever personally arrested either but -

an escort that I used to see regularly when I had a long-ish term work project keeping me in Chicago....

the escort got caught in a sting by the law posing as a client....he got arrested pretty quickly after arrival at a hotel room....

not sure if I believed this part but he said that he was horny & he whacked off in his cell....

 

not sure if I believed this part but he said that he was horny & he whacked off in his cell....

I believe it! He probably had a high libido - I had testicular cancer and one testicle removed. I jerked off just before surgery AND again 12 hours after:) Wished there had been a helpful nurse - the one who shaved my groin pre-surgery flopped my penis around more than I thought necessary:) got a good semi but had just cum so not an instant rock hard presentation -- wouldn't have taken much to get me there - this was 37 years ago when I was cumming 5-7x a day --- libidos can be a disability. --- Now let the nay sayers pounce:):)

MY policy in life has always been to GIFT and never loan - I will ask them to pay it forward 2x over life -- doesn't have to be big gifts for them to pay forward - they can do it in 20s when that is significant to the recipient!

Right now, I have a session prepaid with a long term masseur (years) - I expect to get to have the session - but if circumstances and the world prevent that from happening -- no problem -- better he have it than heirs fighting over what is left.

If you catch it and are recovered, is it okay to resume?

supposedly the medical word is that if you have had, are over and healthy, you are safe to interact with the world..

Two of my three regulars (#2 & #3) have shut down and are seeing no clients. Right now my #1 is still willing to see me - we have worked together for years - Appointment is the first week in April - hopefully he will still see me then - I not only desperately need the massage for my maturing body!!! I need the human TOUCH and connection and I need to ejaculate with more than just my own energy involved!!!

I know I have addressed this issue somewhat in the past, but want to ask specifically other escorts.

 

How do you handle someone contacting you from an escorting ad and asking for "massage incall rates"?

 

I have wrist injury history so I am not particularly willing to give a whole hour massage, on top of not wanting to accept a lower hourly rate than my escorting rate, especially when traveling and having to cover those costs.

 

Am I in the minority of not accepting these massage inquires as an escort? Just want some insight on others' experiences and practices to see if I should consider changing mine, as it seems in certain cities these requests are increasing.

As a client, I do NOT think you should be dropping your fee!!!! IF a client wants a "massage", some massage moves can be great foreplay --

Sensual, erotic touch and stokes to relax the client and get the blood flowing:) In this scenario, it is still an escort session - Stand firm as you and your client stay hard:)

I think it is, at least in my experience. Being fucked missionary-style on my back and having the top lean down to kiss me deeply is amazing. But yes, relative heights can make it easier with some guys than others. And if I'm lucky we both reach a point where we're panting too hard to kiss!

Even better:) when the top leans down and deep throats you while he is buried deep in your ass! Have only found three men limber enough to do this - two were in their 20s and one was a phenomenal top in his 40s :)

Today I had two, balls deep, long, slow blow jobs by the same plumber Two Hours apart. It didn't stop me from totally enjoying this man's oral skills:)

I assume Covid-19 could be passed during oral sex, No immediate plans to stop enjoying blow jobs and the nicer weather is bringing the talented mouths out searching!

I always use a medical wipe and urinate after I feed my load:) The wipes are like hospitals have you use on your penis before giving a urine or semen sample.

Not a lot of information on Covid-19 and sex.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder if the Hot Guys opening the door would blow me?? and I could return the favor:):)

https://www.gq.com/story/best-condoms

https://nymag.com/strategist/article/9-best-condoms-reviewed-by-size-and-need-2018.html

https://www.ripnroll.com/blogs/sexual-education/best-place-to-buy-condoms-online

 

You've received some great advice. Asian brands are great choices, especially some of the Japanese brands, if you want a snug feel. There are plenty of online sites that can help you with finding a good fitting condom for you. I would never buy condoms on Amazon though given the constant problem of counterfeits, knock-offs, and expired products.

 

I wanted to touch on the subtext around "not very well endowed" because I do not want you or anyone to pathologize your penis. That can lead to all kinds of problems that no one deserves to experience. Penis size varies widely based on genetics and a host of environmental / nutritional factors during development. Decades of research continue to support the "average length of an erect human penis" as 5.17 inches long with an average circumference of 4.59 inches. Yes, we see many penises larger than that because porn seeks them out to shove in our faces. My penis is over 6 inches. Statistically speaking I'm well endowed. But much of the gay community with its size obsession frequently dismisses anyone who isn't at least 7+. Such men are few and far between. Clearly, clustering occurs. Hung guys seek out size queens since they know how to handle them. Whatever your size, I hope you love your penis. It's part of you and whatever your size, make the most of it. Enjoy giving and receiving many years of pleasure with your beautiful penis.

 

 

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

SO MUCH TRUTH in this post! Thank you! Sadly perfectly regular/average erections are labeled small and men with beautiful cocks feel embarrassed and inadequate.

This will bring my nay-sayers back out! But in my 71 years I have seen TENS of Thousands of erect cocks - Yes, sorry Nay-sayers - up into my mid 50's I came 5-7 times today and the majority of those loads were swallowed by a horny cock lover.

I am average - might have hit 6"in my younger years when so aroused it felt like mu cock would explode - always a nice 5.75" and age has me nearer 5.5" now -- little thicker than average and a nice head. I have been rejected by size queens only three times over the years.

Of all those thousands of cocks - some were slightly larger than mine -- many, many smaller and some of the hottest sex I ever had was with a young man who when rock hard was 3" and as thick as a finger - we played six times before he moved.

As for the BIG ones - one was, and I do not exaggerate the size of a beer can in all dimensions with a mushroom head - what the fuck do you do with that except what it cum as the owner jerks?? No wonder I was the one fucking his husband!

The other was a sweet, tall, very slender guy who revealed a very average flaccid uncut cock (2.5-3" at most) and then it grew and grew and grew! The second of the three times we played, *I* measured it and it was indeed 10" measured correctly! Only problem is that he didn't get rock hard until he went over the edge and was ready to cum. I like the cocks I play with to get ROCK HARD long before they cum.

Anyway - Porn finds the larger ones and camera angles make regular cocks look larger. You have what you have - Enjoy it!!

Now for all the nay-saying, doubting Thomases to come out and call me a liar:) I understand their jealously at a Bear who has had a phenomenal and very active sex life -- have slowed now to 1x daily and still find plenty of cock lovers who enjoy blowing me.

Wish he was further north! I had a massage w/ him in his home studio while I was traveling the East Coast winter before last - SO GOOD that I saw he was in Philly as I traveled back north and I saw him again in his hotel!

I would/will go to him anytime we are in the same area. Great Masseur, good looking and intelligent. I was 70 and a Bear when I saw him - He sees the Energy/soul and helps the carcass.

Got a boner once too during a massage, totally legit massage and matter of fact I didn't even know I was so zoned out ... until the masseur laughed and slapped it, which made me snap back from whatever island I was on. I reached down and felt my erection through the sheet only to say "mom always said if you leave it alone it'll go away". A door which he walked through after slapping my erection... I was so embarrassed I never went back. Sadly, he was really good too. Now that I am in my late 50's too... maybe I should go back.

Now I only get massages from skilled masseurs who work nude on undraped and I ejaculate near the end. Up into my 50s IF a good massage, I would ejaculate spontaneously while completely flaccid - not even a semi - semen just flowed out like a lava flow - a massage is moving energy -- now at 71, I need a helping hand:)

and randomly posts "dislikes" on old and non-controversial posts!

@@Ricky1033 - somebody needs to get a life!

On my list for someday if and when it works out:)

awesome POSTINGS IN THIS SECTION! I can cum every time! Nice to have when solo:)