DonFecundo

Greetings folks...
As you might have noticed, this site has been offline since around mid-day Tuesday.   Our prior hosting provider decided that they are unable to continue hosting our website and had ended service to us.  Unfortunately they did not provide any notification to me about this decision and I was forced to move the site to a new server without any sort of heads up.  This includes arranging for the new hosting company, configuring the new server to meet the technical requirements, getting a copy of our current data, restoring that data (over 300GB of files), recovering the database (over 18.5 million records in that database taking up 11GB of space for the DB alone), and reconfiguring the software itself to run in the new environment.  
While migrating there was also some technical issues that I ran into that required me to coordinate with Invision's technical support team.  So that back and forth added additional time to the mix as well.  
And to pile on further… all of this occurred while I'm traveling for my day job. So I've been doing this while in a hotel in between doing my day job on the road.  
There are most likely several other things that will need to be fixed still and I'm working through them.  For example, email may only be partially working.  I still need to setup things like SPF and DKIM for the new server so our emails don't flag as spam.  There are other settings that might need to be redone to work in the new server as well that I'm not thinking about yet.  (As you might have imagined, I've not had much sleep during this whole process.)
But anyway... you get the idea.  No... we're not going anywhere!  This was a minor setback but we'll continue to move forward.  Thank you all for your understanding and support!
Rob

Be warned: I just visited here, requested Peter by phone in advance, and was then massaged by at least three different people, including the individual tasked with answering the phone, which they did while they were massaging me. They exploited the silence of their curtains-for-doors to make the four hand-offs appear seamless. Honestly, it wouldn’t have been nearly as awkward if each hand-off wasn’t so comically orchestrated to be undetectable! Needless to say, the skills and vibes of each were vastly different, which killed any opportunity for relaxation. Apart from that, the odor of the carpet is truly vile. (Like old shoes that have been soaked in pond water and then dried on a radiator). At any rate, the masseur who I presume was Peter was indeed very good, and I urge anyone who knows him to encourage him to do outcalls instead of working in that dirty basement and shorting paying customers of his skill.

Be warned: I just visited here, requested Peter by phone in advance, and was then massaged by at least three different people, including the individual tasked with answering the phone, which they did while they were massaging me. They exploited the silence of their curtains-for-doors to make the four hand-offs appear seamless. Honestly, it wouldn’t have been nearly as awkward if each hand-off wasn’t so comically orchestrated to be undetectable! Needless to say, the skills and vibes of each were vastly different, which killed any opportunity for relaxation. Apart from that, the odor of the carpet is truly vile. (Like old shoes that have been soaked in pond water and then dried on a radiator). At any rate, the masseur who I presume was Peter was indeed very good, and I urge anyone who knows him to encourage him to do outcalls instead of working in that dirty basement and shorting paying customers of his skill.

Be warned: I just visited here, requested Peter by phone in advance, and was then massaged by at least three different people, including the individual tasked with answering the phone, which they did while they were massaging me. They exploited the silence of their curtains-for-doors to make the four hand-offs appear seamless. Honestly, it wouldn’t have been nearly as awkward if each hand-off wasn’t so comically orchestrated to be undetectable! Needless to say, the skills and vibes of each were vastly different, which killed any opportunity for relaxation. Apart from that, the odor of the carpet is truly vile. (Like old shoes that have been soaked in pond water and then dried on a radiator). At any rate, the masseur who I presume was Peter was indeed very good, and I urge anyone who knows him to encourage him to do outcalls instead of working in that dirty basement and shorting paying customers of his skill.

Be warned: I just visited here, requested Peter by phone in advance, and was then massaged by at least three different people, including the individual tasked with answering the phone, which they did while they were massaging me. They exploited the silence of their curtains-for-doors to make the four hand-offs appear seamless. Honestly, it wouldn’t have been nearly as awkward if each hand-off wasn’t so comically orchestrated to be undetectable! Needless to say, the skills and vibes of each were vastly different, which killed any opportunity for relaxation. Apart from that, the odor of the carpet is truly vile. (Like old shoes that have been soaked in pond water and then dried on a radiator). At any rate, the masseur who I presume was Peter was indeed very good, and I urge anyone who knows him to encourage him to do outcalls instead of working in that dirty basement and shorting paying customers of his skill.